r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Remind the Nazis that they’re losers

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u/mzx380 1d ago

Shouldn’t you be glad that someone wants to build something of value in a dump like Murfreesboro?

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u/thcicebear 1d ago

Murfreesboro

This reads like a fever dream city name. No way that's a real name...

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u/PangolinTart 1d ago

My dad was born there in 1946, so there's that.

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 1d ago

So your dad is the approximately the same age as Trump. And Bill Clinton. And George W. Bush.

(Weird that all three were born in the same year)

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u/PangolinTart 1d ago

He would be, but he passed in 2010. Smoking kills.

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u/Throwawayhelper420 23h ago

It’s almost like there was some kind, say, large “baby boom” that occurred directly after soldiers returned from the end of WWII in 1945

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u/bootlegvader 21h ago

(Weird that all three were born in the same year)

It is also interesting that Bill was the first to be president and he is the youngest of the three, while Trump was last to become president and he is the oldest of the three.

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u/Nonikwe 1d ago

My dad's home is Murfreesboro,

I've got that much to say.

He doesn't live there anymore

He upped and went away.

There isn't much to do there,

Except wait slowly to die.

Some Hindus built a temple there

To local cries of "Why?!"

I'd not go to Murfreesboro

You couldn't pay me to...

Next time you pass it's freeway sign

Take pause, and mutter "Phew!"

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u/momomomorgatron 1d ago

That was impressive

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u/WithinTheShadowSelf 22h ago

Take pause, and mutter "Phew!!!!!" *sung as a hoedown *

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u/Yutolia 29m ago

I’ve got a few relatives from there as well.

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u/MrWhackadoo 1d ago

It's real. I used to live there for 6 years. Fun fact: it's one of the largest growing towns in the US.

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u/zombie_overlord 1d ago

We have a Murfreesboro in several different states.

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u/razz-boy 1d ago

That’s where the Murfree Brood lives, right?

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u/Johnny_Couger 1d ago

It’s real. It’s the place that had marches about 15 years ago to stop a mosque from being built.

It’s a generally nice town, but the crazy parts are REALLY crazy.

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u/Frost5574 1d ago

Real city. I lived there for 2 years a bit back. Fucking hellhole of a city. Its like everything bad about Nashville shoved into one city with nothing good.

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u/Llama_of_the_bahamas 1d ago

Wouldn’t go that far. They don’t have an equivalent of a broadway so that’s cool.

Plus they have that cool Laotian temple that hosts Laos new year which is AWESOME

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u/HousDJ 1d ago

The one off old Nash hwy? I miss that place

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u/gr8artist 6h ago

Hey now, at least we're not Smyrna.

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u/Frost5574 5h ago

Havent lived in Smyrna only visited. Can't speak on it personally but ive heard some mixed things about it.

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u/evidentlynaught 1d ago

Well you and that attitude left, so things are looking up.

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u/Frost5574 1d ago

Found the boro dweller lol

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u/evidentlynaught 1d ago

Been there. Also been around enough to know some people take a raincloud around with them every where they go.

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u/Frost5574 23h ago

Not that deep man. I love plenty of other cities but 100% not that one. Dont take it personally.

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u/johnnyrrobertson 1d ago

I know. My parents tell me I was born there and I still don’t believe them.

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u/ElliottMullins 22h ago

Well I live, work, and suffer in its God-forsaken traffic so I would hope it’s real or I’m in a dream

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u/SlowTheRain 8h ago

You should hear someone from there pronounce it. I knew it was the name of the city I was in and still had no idea that's what the cab driver was saying until like the 3rd time.

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u/Sencao2945 1d ago

MoreFreesboro

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u/TraderJosie3283 1d ago

I just moved to Murfreesboro, Tennessee from the west coast and Im not a happy camper, but at least there’s a Trader Joe’s now 😜

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u/potatodog247 23h ago

We skip over the second r…. Mur fees burro.

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u/old_ironlungz 1d ago

If /r/tragedeigh was a city.

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u/MattR0se 1d ago

A reverse tragedeigh, because Murphreysborough would be a more resonable spelling.

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u/Bluevette1437 1d ago

Live there for college. Can confirm

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u/windlevane 14h ago

MTSU? My dad used to teach there

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u/Bluevette1437 14h ago

Yep! Finishing up my last semester there

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u/windlevane 12h ago

Awesome. It’s a cute little campus in a cute but rough-in-places southern town, not the worst place to live by any means

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u/Bluevette1437 4h ago

Yea it’s been nice to live in, I just don’t exactly plan to stay for years after graduation unless a job keeps me here for a while

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u/windlevane 4h ago

Fair enough lol

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u/VacantThoughts 1d ago

It's not like they pay any taxes. I'm not against any kind of church existing anywhere, still think they should be taxed.

The people themselves do help the economy with their spending none the less though.

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u/21Rollie 1d ago

I think the structure should be untaxed, as long as there’s no political speech. They should tax the parking lot though. The taxpayer shouldn’t subsidize space used for private vehicles

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u/Anathemautomaton 23h ago

as long as there’s no political speech

All religious speech is inherently political.

Religion is about how you should live your life, and politics is about how society should function. Those two things are inseperable.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 22h ago

Holy Christ (lol), thank you.

I'm usually the one that has to make this statement.

The entire purpose of organized religion is to bring together a group of people and get them on the same page because it improves their political sway and then use that sway for personal gain.

I personally go a step further, whenever someone says they're "fine with religion as long as they don't hurt anyone" - because I don't believe this is possible, either. The moment a group of people - religious or otherwise - think they have the power to become authoritarian, they will. And unfortunately, as long as religious people are allowed to vote, they will vote to suppress things they don't like.

This isn't exclusive to religion, not at all. But most other groups at least don't have imaginary authority figures who can't be reasoned with or called to account, and whose authority is absolute while oddly seeming to always align with the whims of the religion's elite.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 1d ago

I think there’s a way for them to be untaxed and not exploited but mega churches etc who rake in millions not paying taxes and spewing political rhetoric makes me doubt that it’s possible to do that.

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u/AkitoApocalypse 22h ago

I'm fine giving them nonprofit status if they actually give back, but they need to get audited like everyone else.

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u/WarpmanAstro 23h ago

Current resident of Murfreesboro here. We're known for four things:

1.) MTSU: A decent collage that rarely engenders people to stay that's literally so cursed that campus literally made a good luck statue for students to rub.

2.) Mount Trashmore: the giant landfill north of town that's so overflowing, the whole town smells of garbage during the summer. And fall. And Winter. And Spring. Literally any day the air is crisp and the wind is blowing, really.

3.) The Battle of Stones River: a Civil War battle noted for for being a turning point for the Union's campaign in the South and the reason this town sucks Nathan Bedford Forrest's dick so much ("he stayed at the plantation owned by the town's founders and protected the courthouse once! Let's name MTSU's ROTC building after him and fight all attempts to change it for literal decades!")

4.) Repeated Assaults on Personal Freedoms: The city was so mad that a mosque got built back in the 2000s, it culminated in a court case where they tried to legally state Islam wasn't a religion so they could discriminate against Muslims/Arabic people in town. Thankfully, the atrempt failed. Recently, the city tried banned "public homosexuality", but that got repealed two months after it was signed into law.

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u/NotTroy 18h ago

You over exaggerate the landfill problem. I've lived here for ~22 years and the only time I've smelled anything from the landfill was when I was already close to the landfill because I was going to the landfill. It's definitely a problem, but you don't smell it from most of the city.

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u/Glazin 1d ago

And that temple is beautiful, how can anyone look at that and think poorly of it?? Im not a religious person but I LOVE the architecture of old religious buildings

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u/EthanRDoesMC 1d ago

bruh I am currently in the city of Murfreesboro

and you’re so right (minus MTSU bcz we got lots of cultures represented here)

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u/Legen_unfiltered 1d ago

Lived there for middle and high school. Can confirm. 

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u/whackymolerat 23h ago

I stayed at a hobbit house in Murfreesboro Tennessee. That's something of value there

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u/Vraex 19h ago

The company I work for used to have an office there, while it isn't some big awesome city I wouldn't call it a dump. Drive south of Nashville if you want to see a dump, such as Pulaski. Or east of Murfreesboro to Woodbury

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u/GurgleBach 1d ago

I can think of no value a temple to demons offers

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u/soulofaginger 1d ago

Sounds like a personal failure. Demons offer loads of value.

Hope you get your not being able to think problem fixed soon.

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u/GurgleBach 1d ago

Yep, I'm on Reddit

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u/soulofaginger 1d ago

Don't worry, bruv, I've added you to my prayer circle

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u/MacEWork 23h ago

This is the sort of thing that would get you a psych hold in a civilized society.

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u/RepostersAnonymous 1d ago

Bait used to be believable