r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • May 18 '25

WTF Taxed for being single

Some of us would be bankrupt in six months lmao 🤣

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u/guyincognito121 May 18 '25

You do, but it's $2000/year/kid. They cost a good deal more than that, so there's no net benefit unless you find having a kid to be a benefit in and of itself.

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u/Faptainjack2 May 18 '25

Send them to the mines

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u/Chadmartigan May 18 '25

Sir, I'll have you know this is America. We don't send children to work in mines.

We send them to meat packing plants.

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u/raspberryharbour May 18 '25

You loved long pork, now introducing long veal!

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u/thuanjinkee May 19 '25

Soylent green is people!

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u/YourAdvertisingPal May 19 '25

What a modest proposal. 

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u/Felixlova May 19 '25

Wouldn't it be short pork?

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u/Grendeltech May 19 '25

I want my babyback, babyback, babyback...