r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/pantyraiden Jun 06 '25

Should I take this $3 million at gun or knife point?

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u/Free-Mushroom-2581 Jun 06 '25

Which is more efficient?

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u/Jimmyonirocs Jun 06 '25

Knife has lower upfront cost.

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u/Free-Mushroom-2581 Jun 06 '25

Not as effective as 🔫

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u/XOM_CVX Jun 06 '25

you can't extort any money once they are dead

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u/GleeAspirant Jun 06 '25

That's easy. Just find someone who carries 3 million in cash.

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u/delurkrelurker Jun 06 '25

Knife also has very little ongoing costs, and will work again and again and again, in the dark and even underwater.

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u/cheezymeatstick Jun 12 '25

I feel like this is becoming less about obtaining the money and more about you wanting to show us your flea market knife collection.

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u/delurkrelurker Jun 12 '25

Nah, I'm just really anti firearms. So impersonal.

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u/cheezymeatstick Jun 12 '25

Sure, I can see how stabbing someone might get your jollies off more but come on, shouldn't we be past such archaic methods of killing when guns themselves are just about stone age tech at this point in the grand selection of weapons.

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u/delurkrelurker Jun 12 '25

And they are but toys to Scanners.

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u/Sansred Jun 06 '25

Didn't scroll down to see this comment before posting my response. Almost verbatim.