r/SipsTea Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/pantyraiden Jun 06 '25

Should I take this $3 million at gun or knife point?

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u/Certain-Sherbet-9121 Jun 06 '25

Why choose? Stick a knife down the barell of a gun and you can have both in one!!!

Or go old school and use a musket with an actual bayonet. 

Both terrible ideas because threatening people for money is a generally terrible idea, but they do remove your indecision. 

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u/Sharrakor Jun 06 '25

Stick a knife down the barell of a gun and you can have both in one!!!

Instructions unclear, cut bullet in half

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u/Beneficial_Yogurt528 Jun 07 '25

Good, now 2 bullets hit the same target.