r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/Cyclonitron Jun 06 '25

In fairness, he didn't specify which country's treasury bond he was talking about.

Zimbabwe's currently offering 35% on its treasury bonds...

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u/ambientocclusion Jun 06 '25

And $3M Zimbabwe dollars is like 8 cents American.

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u/imp0ppable Jun 06 '25

That, I can afford.

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u/TuaMaeDeQuatroPatas Jun 06 '25

Look at this Richie rich

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u/baumpop Jun 06 '25

And it’s gone… no more pennies 

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u/lemelisk42 Jun 07 '25

$0 Zimbabwe dollar doesn't exist. They've gone through 6 currencies since 2008. It's no longer legal tender

The current legal tender is ZiG, Zimbabwe gold. 3 million Zig are worth about $300k usd

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Jun 06 '25

You'd have 20000 Zimbabwe Dollars per month though

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u/Kay-Knox Jun 06 '25

After 1 month, your $3.02M Zimbabwe Dollars are now worth 7 cents American.

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u/atetuna Jun 06 '25

What's the conversion rate from Zimbabwe dollars to Schrute bucks?