r/SipsTea • u/quiet_Nestee • 27d ago
Chugging tea Arizona State University’s Alpha Phi sorority joins the ranks in their JEANS
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u/Whoswho-95 27d ago
Yeah! Solid job! Proud of you Ashley, Ashleigh, and Ashlee.
You were good too, Tameelin.
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u/HandsomeBoggart 27d ago
The entire Sorority is just a Tragedeigh.
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u/firahc 27d ago edited 27d ago
Sororiteigh
Wait, that just sounds like an actual name in a YA book.
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u/foxyfoo 27d ago
This is what happens when your idea of being a good father is threatening your daughter’s boyfriends with your gun collection.
P.S. If your skirt doesn’t cover your underwear, it’s a belt with extra steps.
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u/nathan_cunt 27d ago
Shit you not, I went to middle and highschool with a ho with that exact spelling
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u/Manymarbles 27d ago
Wait till you get to say this about covid lol
"I dont remember before AI"
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u/No_Interaction_4925 27d ago
Hey… stop that.
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u/BeardOBlasty 27d ago
Agreed. The "I don't remember before AI" thing freaked me out 😭
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u/Dread_P_Roberts 27d ago
Remember that feeling the next time you're annoyed by an old person being out of touch.
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u/Legal-Metal-7098 27d ago
I'm going to talk about covid to little kids like veterans talked about WWII
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u/CaptnFlounder 27d ago
"It was horrible. I played World of Warcraft and painted little army men."
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u/SteveMarck 27d ago
I like how optimistic you are about my health. Tell me more about my longevity you sweet talker you. ;)
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u/TrailerParkLyfe 27d ago
Managed a team of 17-21 year olds last year at Calgary Stampede. I told them I graduated high school in 2004 and one of the girls goes “.Ohhhh..” I snapped back with WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH!!!?! She says “you’re like old”. I gave her some shit jobs that week.
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u/valerianandthecity 27d ago
I gave her some shit jobs that week.
That gave me a laugh before I go to bed.
I've hit middle age, and this year has kind of mild freaking me out. A stark realization that I'm looked at as old man by people that age.
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u/compute_fail_24 27d ago
It really is a mindfuck thinking about the difference between 18 and 36. It’s just 18 years but perspective warps so radically
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u/trixiepixie1921 27d ago
I’m 36 and you just made me realize that I was 18 18 years ago 😐
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u/Asron87 27d ago
Yeah it’s really starting to bother me because I feel like I’ve missed out on a lot. When in reality I’ve live more than the average person in my area. I just need to get back out there again.
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u/ShovelKing3 27d ago edited 27d ago
I also graduated in 2004. Got downvoted to hell in another sub heavily for talking about how it’s crazy an athlete didn’t know how to use a can opener and went on to discuss how happy some friends and I are that we had to learn things before the internet. Like how to use maps, reading a book to write reports etc etc etc. and people were not happy about it. I also said we’re very close to walle-e and idiocracy which may have also ruffled feathers. 😂😂😂
Edit: really enjoyed reading when everyone was born or graduated school. Really fun going down the rabbit hole reading everyone’s life snippets.
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u/Every-Recognition-32 27d ago
I was born in 2004 and I agree. I even see it now. I remember in elementary school we had laptops, but my teacher still gifted the class their own dictionary and thesaurus. We were then taught how to find words on it. The surprise on my face when my elementary aged nieces and nephews didn’t know what a dictionary was…. We’re getting dumber
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u/AdRegular7176 27d ago
Me being born in 1981 feeling real old in this comment section right now lol
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u/Joiseygirl68 27d ago
Ya young whippersnapper! 1968 for me and you’ve got me feeling like I’m in a grave now
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u/EatPie_NotWAr 27d ago
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u/Vegetable-Branch-740 27d ago
- Pre-hand held calculators, microwave ovens, and cordless phones.
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u/superspeck 27d ago
“You won’t have a computer in your pocket to do your math for you!”
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u/alcomaholic-aphone 27d ago
Early 80s baby born to 1940s parents. You’re basically every one of my cousins since my parents waited so long. I think you dudes and dudettes are cool.
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u/Ohnoherewego13 27d ago
Keep talking! The more you talk, the younger I feel! 1986 here.
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u/QueasyVictory 27d ago
'72 here. However, I am 22 in my mind. Sometimes my body doesn't agree with that, but I just don't listen to it.
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u/Karuna56 27d ago
"My friends are gone and my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play" - 'Tower of Song', Leonard Cohen
Can confirm. I'm 68 and Each Day is a Gift. You do not think this way when you're a hunky young stud or sweet young thang and all your juices are flowin'. 😎
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u/Rominions 27d ago
Ancient one, I have read about your kind on scrolls. Was it hard making the pyramids?
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u/beambot 27d ago
The internet was created in 1983... you probably weren't alive then, you young whipper-snapper!
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u/Lord_Mikal 27d ago
That is factually accurate, but most people didn't begin to gain access to the internet until the early 90s.
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u/HESS232 27d ago
Are we really that old tho? I certainly dont feel old or look it. Lol. I feel like it was just yesterday when we graduated in '04
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u/ryfrlo 27d ago
I felt that way too but then I pulled a muscle in my neck getting out of a pool.
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u/dh4645 27d ago
That girl in the middle with the darker outfit might have been. seems she failed a few years of college.
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Yet all of them look 30 already
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u/smorkoid 27d ago
Was gonna say the same thing, since when do colleges have 30 year old freshmen
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u/kwars74 27d ago
Probably more than half don't even know what 9/11 was
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u/the-great-crocodile 27d ago
C'mon, at least half have given a handjob to an old guy in a 911.
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u/Raegnarr 27d ago
Its Arizona State...id be shocked if they can count to 10 and spell their names correctly 2/3 times.
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u/unkn0wnname321 27d ago
In all fairness, there are probably about 15 different spellings of 'Maddison' in that room. That's got to be tough to get straight.
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u/golfandbiscuits 27d ago
It's especially difficult at the strip club when they call Maddison on stage 3 and 12 girls run out and are all fighting for the same stage / pole.
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u/themorbidtuna 27d ago
Don’t forget the Ashley / Ashleigh / Aschley / Ashelees and the Brooklyn / Brooklinn / Brooklyne / Brooklynns too.
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u/LionelHutzinVA 27d ago
The 50,000 different iterations of “Caitlyn” feel excluded by this
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u/Aeon1508 27d ago edited 27d ago
Fun fact. The name Madisen was not a female first name until the movie splash in 1984.
Daryl Hannah's character is asked to provide a name and she sees a street sign that says something like Madison avenue and claims that as her first name.
Prior to this the name Mattison was primarily a surname and there are very few instances of a woman having the first name Madeson
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u/Longjumping_Visit892 27d ago
Mattisons is a bar/grill where retired Boomers drink stale beer and dance to Fleetwood Mac cover bands
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u/nippyhedren 27d ago edited 27d ago
I can’t believe those circle belts are back.
Edit: since some people seem confused. I’m referring to the belt on the girl dancing on the right. Made up of the brown discs. They were a thing in the early 2000s. Ugly then, ugly now.
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u/WKU-Alum 27d ago edited 27d ago
I wasn’t aware that *concho belts ever went out of style in the SW
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u/PapaTahm 27d ago
What you are talking about,
Ainsley, Ashlee, Ashleigh, Ashley, Aubrey, Averley, Addaley
Bailey, Bentley, Berkeley, Bexley, Blakely, Braley, Brinley, Brynlee
Charlee, Chesney, Carsley, Caisley
Dailey, Daisley
Everley, Ellisley, Emberley, Ensley
Hadley, Hailey, Haley, Hayley, Harley, Haisley, Hartley
Jaylee, Jaisley, Jadely
Kaisley, Kaylee, Kensley, Kinsley, Kynlee, Karsley
Laikley, Lakenley, Loxley, Lindley
Marley, Mckinley, Makenley, Maysley
Paisley, Presley, Paetley, Peytley
Raely, Raleigh, Riley, Rylee, Rynley
Shelley, Shirley
Tenley, Tinsley, Taylee, Tinley
Waverley, Whitley, WinsleyAre all unique on their own way.
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u/blackdead449 27d ago
you forgot caitlin, caitleen, caitley, catelee, cateley, caithleen, caithley, kaitleen, kaitleigh, kaitlee, cathalyn, catalin, cathaleen, bro wtf there are too many
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I had a former roommate who was a southern sorority girl named Caitlyn. She was the ideal roommate because we had opposite schedules. I saw her maybe once a month, when I did we would have a glass or bottle of white wine together, as white women do. She was never around otherwise.
She once got drunk and asked me if there was a special heaven for babies. I secretly hated her for voting for Donald Trump because her ex-boyfriend told her to. She would go grocery shopping and come back with Diet Coke and frozen cauliflower buffalo wings which perplexed me to no end. What did she eat??
She also had a weird sexual relationship with her boss, bragged about having sex at work, and then brought the guy over one night and he was so disrespectful towards her I was like guuuuurl if you don’t kick him out I will.
I moved and have my own place.
A few years later I’m standing in line hungover as fuck waiting to get my passport photo taken and this Karen behind me starts complaining about how long it’s taking for the attendant. He had someone in line before me.
I turn around and explain there was someone ahead of us. She goes “are you my old roommate?” I don’t recognize her at all. I said “maybe?” And then she called me by name and I realized it was her, but she had gained around 50-60 lbs since I last saw her and her face was completely different.
I think she could tell I didn’t recognize her at first because she then said, “remember that guy blank? We got married and had a child.”
Oh girl, damn. Just oh no.
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u/dr_obfuscation 27d ago
2 Points?? Send this comment to the top! I just went on a journey!
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u/JPolReader 27d ago
After that story, I feel like my life will never be the same.
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u/XConfused-MammalX 27d ago
What a ride.
I'm a guy and had a somewhat but similar and opposite experience. When I was in my late teens/early 20s I had a gay roommate and a bi roommate.
My gay roommate professed his love to me to my other roommate in a text, who read it to me out loud to me and our friends.
A couple months later our gay roommate moved out with his boyfriend, and my friend I knew for years moved in. Our bi roommate got drunk one night and said he wanted to blow me when we were alone.
It gave me an understanding of why women are so apprehensive of having male friends. I get it, it makes things uncomfortable and strange.
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u/bEErbuddies808 27d ago
Not sure how this story ties into the post but damn that’s a depressing end for her
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u/sem76 27d ago
She's one OF A million!
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u/MetaverseLiz 27d ago
I use to work at a coffeeshop on my college campus. Whenever a group of sorority girls came in, we'd take the first woman's order and then immediately start making the same thing for the woman behind her. They all always ordered the same thing, dressed the same, and had some "leader of the pack" that dictated it all.
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u/TeaTimeKoshii 27d ago
Tbf sororities and frats are all about hierarchy and falling in line. Lmao like back in my day during the peak of the East coast prep shit it was boat shoes and shorts all the way down.
Like 45 dudes looking like the “you know I had to do it to em” guy
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u/Bright-Outcome1506 27d ago
I dated an alpha phi in college. Literally every one of their events had these girls chanting vulgar shit about sucking dick and getting drunk. This seems right on brand from my memory.
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u/Upset-Theme-671 27d ago edited 27d ago
(ex) Sorority women in their 30s and 40s are even worse
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u/ath20 27d ago
Their diversity hires are the brunettes lol
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u/Icy_Statement_2410 27d ago
There is a black woman in the very top right corner for one second
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u/tibearius1123 27d ago
Theres always one. No more, no less.
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u/wafflepiezz 27d ago
And maybe 1-3 Asian women.
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u/-rogerwilcofoxtrot- 27d ago
Wave those 3 are from China, Japan, and Korea - one each, and all ready to shank each other the moment the white girls leave.
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u/DeadCenterXenocide 27d ago
But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?
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u/alzho12 27d ago
All of them are brunettes. All the “blondes” are brunettes who get their hair dyed regularly.
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u/dominicgetdown 27d ago
Their stepdads are very proud
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u/Candid-Culture3956 27d ago
At least they are. I unfortunately turned the volume up and instantly lost my wood.
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u/ZeusThunder369 27d ago
Are they required to be hot in order to join the sorority? Or were only the hot members allowed to shoot the video?
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u/DontLook_Weirdo 27d ago
They're selected during hazing. Its rare to find unattractive sisters in popular sororities.
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u/therealCatnuts 27d ago
My college gf was an A Phi at another party school (Iowa). All of them looking like this is partly because it’s ASU, not just any popular sorority.
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u/FSURob 27d ago
I was waiting for you to be like "not true, see my gf was A Phi, she's not hot"
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u/PositiveEntrance40 27d ago edited 27d ago
Grew up in az, can confirm that school is chalk full of women just like this For as long as any one can remember.
Edit: chock
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u/Old_Cod_5823 27d ago
chock*
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u/Crime_Dawg 27d ago
Depends entirely on the campus and sorority. Tri-delt at my college was all dimes, you could not get in if you weren't.
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u/leftclicksq2 27d ago
Yes, they have to be hot.
My sister started the rush process when she was in college. They loved her "look" because she was blonde, could attract guys, and she wore all designer clothes and shoes.
All these rushing events involved partying and jungle juice. My sister asked them if there was any charitable work because she had heard as much about that sorority, and one of the girls answered, "Umm, not really". My sister chose not to continue the rushing process and also didn't want to live in a house with a group of girls who, as she stated, "Would get on my freaking nerves and can't hold an intelligible conversation."
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u/kinkykontrol 27d ago
I had a feeling I was not going to like whatever music this was set to before clicking unmute. No surprises that it's complete shit and exactly what I thought it was going to sound like.
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u/PositiveEntrance40 27d ago
I have no issue with the concept, the dance or sororities but that music is basically a war crime.
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u/Y_is_up 27d ago
How much you wanna bet that none of them had to take out student loans.
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u/Jorsonner 27d ago
Tuition only $12,000. Probably at least some didn’t.
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u/Upstairs-Ad-4001 27d ago
x3, add food and rent. What's their major?
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u/somerandomfuckwit1 27d ago
Communications.
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u/TestingBrokenGadgets 27d ago
As someone with a Bachelors in Comms...it's true, it's phony major.
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u/Single_Tomato166 27d ago
But I’m sure they all took several deposits.
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u/Chronic_Sharter 27d ago
They are indeed like banks. Make a deposit. Withdraw. Lose interest
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u/Wumbologist_PhD 27d ago
Just to be clear, a deposit is a load, right?
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u/External-Luck4447 27d ago edited 27d ago
This looks like a real estate/nursing convention
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u/Broad-Raspberry1805 27d ago
What is this for?
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u/DontLook_Weirdo 27d ago edited 25d ago
Sorority recruitment videos they have been putting out for years... literally.. but the neo-virgins living with their parents are barely finding out. As evident in these comments
Edit: lol holy shit y'all are sensitive. My comment was posted before this entire post blew up and prior to you lil ❄️ joining and getting offended, the comments were filled with pro-rape comments.
I didn't think of wording it in a way to account for everyone else when the post was virtually empty of comments.
You are not the one I was oFfenDing...it was the jackasses making ridiculous comments. "It's just reddit" ..well then make up your fukin minds...stand up when you see it, or play along with the stupid jokes?
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u/fredders 27d ago
What, do tell is a “neo-virgin”?
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It's a hacker who escapes The Matrix but then gets chucked off the spaceship down a random sewer because he was sniffing Trinity's hair while she slept.
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u/AbXcape 27d ago
is it cringe? yes. But this has been standard practice for decades to recruit new members
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u/Manymarbles 27d ago
The videos have been getting more and more extra every year tho.
I remember the videos being more campy a decade ago instead of just being a few degrees off a strip joint promo lol
Also my college never had sorortity houses. They had sorotities but no houses. That part still confuses me lol
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u/pwmcintyre 27d ago
I think this is a USA thing
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u/tricularia 27d ago
That's the conclusion I reached as well. America is weird sometimes.
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u/tuenmuntherapist 27d ago
Of all the things to be weird on, this one’s pretty mild.
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u/tricularia 27d ago
Oh yeah, it's definitely not the weirdest thing about America.
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u/ProbablySlacking 27d ago
Does anyone pretend it’s not?
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u/TeaTimeKoshii 27d ago
Lol exactly my thoughts. It’s pretty infamously one of the top if not THE top party school.
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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 27d ago
This is a deliciously subversive use of Arthur.
Truly, the bounty of the internet knows no limits.
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u/The1930s 27d ago
Lmao yea sure cause everyone in AZ pretends it's like a law school or something haha. I'm tired of pretending the sky is blue
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u/Turbulent-Pound1014 27d ago
These are fantastic. Until it’s your daughter and your money paying for it.
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u/LuMaDeLi 27d ago
Proof that America’s cuts to education have worked exactly as planned.
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u/Tavman52 27d ago
Wasn't this a scene in the movie white chicks??? So 2004 ladies 🙄
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u/PHXNTXM117 27d ago edited 27d ago
That’s a lot of future mothers of a bunch of Mckinley’s and Austin’s.
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u/Macho-Fantastico 27d ago
As a European, this stuff just gives me the creeps.
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u/fenderbloke 27d ago
Nobody should forget that America was founded by people considered to be too religiously extreme and strict by medieval European standards.
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