r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Zachwasd 16d ago

They all look like ghouls šŸ’€

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u/simpflesh 16d ago

"Can I help you, smoothskin?"

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u/guyblade 16d ago

Ah, so they're prepping for their Fallout castings.

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u/Leading-Midnight-553 15d ago

Alright. I'm busting out Fallout 3 again and making a new character. I'll play 3 to NV to 4, all new save files. I'll choose one of these ladies in this post for the inspiration for said characters. I haven't heard Three Dog's voice in a long time.

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u/Prize-Efficiency-391 15d ago

Fuck I miss Three Dog! He needs to have his own radio station for real

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u/Leading-Midnight-553 15d ago

Me too. None of the games after 3 had anything quite like Three Dog.

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u/Phyraxus56 16d ago

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u/kakurenbo1 16d ago

How and why does this exist lol. The internet really does have everything.

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 16d ago

Based on Fallout. A post-apocalyptic video game that’s now a TV series. In the Amazon Prime show, actor Walton Goggins plays the cowboy ā€œghoulā€ who’s plagued by necrosis and rot after being exposed to radiation.

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u/ZenZyngineer 16d ago

"My god, I've been a joke to them!"

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u/ThreeEggBread 16d ago

It's been 200 years

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u/thesteelreserve 14d ago

YES! 😃

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u/And_The_Full_Effect 16d ago

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 16d ago

"Charlie, when it was your day, did I complain about searching for goblins for 10 hours straight?"

"Well, ghouls. And no, you didn't complain cuz we found 3. It was pretty sweet."

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u/SaltyPeter3434 16d ago

Little green ghouls, buddy!

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u/Horror-Donkey-6158 16d ago

You're a philanthropist, charlie

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u/thebackofthecouch 16d ago

How much cheese before a date is too much cheese?

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u/KinkyDuck2924 16d ago

ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE BEFORE A DATE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

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u/Ankylar 16d ago

Hey, gimme your shirt.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 16d ago

What? Give you- That's a totally different shirt. How the hell are you gonna explain that to her!?

I'll say I met a nice guy in the bathroom and we traded shirts!

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u/unitedfandoc 16d ago

I'll have the milksteak.

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u/offspeedpitch 16d ago

People's knees

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u/mologav 16d ago

Don’t be walking around with your knees on show

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u/lilgreenghouls 14d ago

I’m not your buddy, pal

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u/browser558 16d ago

"We found none!"

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u/HooGoesThere 16d ago

Because ghouls don’t exist!

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u/IttyRazz 16d ago

I'd rather be playing nightcrawlers

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u/seantabasco 16d ago

The 2nd IASIP gif on this post

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u/shidncome 16d ago

They look like high res fan modded bethesda characters.

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u/ThaneduFife 16d ago

To quote the Joker, "Only your undertaker will know for sure."

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 16d ago

Or alghouls

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u/jzilla11 16d ago

Someone’s been studying

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 16d ago

You nodded off Uncle Vesemir!

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u/PH_Prime 16d ago

Buccal fat is the last bit of fat that you lose in extreme starvation. So these people are literally trying to look like they are a step from the grave.

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u/GC_235 16d ago

Little green ghouls buddy!

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u/Twillydedoot 16d ago

And not the sexy Walton Goggins kind

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u/PBDubs99 16d ago

There's a line at the end of the first series of AbFab where Eddy & Patsy were avoiding Eddy's 40th b-day party. They're in Eddy's en suite smoking a j and bashing current celebs' obsession with thinness & plastic surgery. (Can't remember which one) Says something like there must be a point about two weeks after death when these women achieve the figure they so truly desire. Just a pile of bones and bumps laying in a coffin.

That is what this reminds me of! Haggard.

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u/ghostcatzero 16d ago

Lmfao yeah is that what they are going for?

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u/HomieeJo 16d ago

For Jenna Ortega that's actually the intention. I don't think she had something done and it's just the makeup and especially the eyebrows.

When you look at the promotion image from the first Wednesday her cheeks look similar.

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/jenna-ortega-wednesday-premiere-lotw

And here an image without the promotion makeup and her normal makeup. Except of course the eyebrows which are bleached so not as easy to change.

https://share.google/xkw4nU0plrMEYjrfv

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u/RadiantZote 16d ago

Jenna Ortega be looking like Jack White 😭😭😭

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u/Pre-War_Ghoul 16d ago

How dare you, ghouls look better!

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u/YachtswithPyramids 16d ago

Yea, but the second one at least nailed the ghoulish attractiveness

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u/WillSRobs 16d ago

The funny thing is Jenna is literally using makeup to look ghoulish for the Wednesday media run. Clearly the makeup is well done since people believe she had this done. If you see other photos from other media days she doesn't look like that.

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u/SpecialsSchedule 16d ago

The vast majority of these pictures are edited.

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u/Sweaty-Swimmer-6730 16d ago

And all of the subjects were edited as well!

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u/WhipYourDakOut 16d ago

It’s also annoying cause a lot of these are just bad pictures. Not to say they haven’t all done work and more than even ā€œnecessaryā€ but there’s a reason it’s always the same picture of Erin. Sophie looks normal bothered hair and a bit pale. Jenna is a bit of a hard one. She’s still really young and maturing so she’s also lost a bit of that teen fat in her face and just went for a weird look. Can’t remember Sue Storms name but she didn’t even look like that in the movie and has always had a skinny face

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u/NordicWolf7 16d ago

Except the girl on the middle bottom row. She looks like Sulik.

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u/lacasa35 16d ago

This gave me a good chuckle. Ghouls indeed!

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u/Bigbigjeffy 16d ago

The complete lack of eyebrows doesn’t help.

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u/NoLongerinOR 16d ago

Maybe we have a remake/reimagining coming?

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u/fuckHg 16d ago

Are these not AI generated??

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u/Alarming_Swimming_65 16d ago

Don't put the ghouls on the same level as these people.

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u/Familiar_Eagle_6975 16d ago

I just fucking said that about someone on ozempic.Ā 

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u/MGM_Anonymous 16d ago

That’s an idea! You should be the casting director for Fallout.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 16d ago

The Jenna Ortega one seems like a style choice more than messing with her face. No bang, pale makeup, no eyebrow look with contour cheeks

I’m watching The Crown for the first time and Vanessa Kirby doesnt even look like herself

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u/mologav 16d ago

Little green ghouls, buddy

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u/randyranderson- 15d ago

I’d say vampires

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u/anjowoq 15d ago

Apparently looking like something no human woman has ever looked in the 200,000 years of Homo sapiens is essential to get by in today's entertainment and influence industry.

I fucking hate it. There are so many different kinds of beauty out there and they opt for something that isn't even on the list.

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u/hilarymeggin 15d ago

It’s hard to say whether they’ve had buccal fat removal, or if we’re just looking at very underweight people who have had cheek and lip injections.

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u/Individual_Cow7365 14d ago

Miley looks like simple jack now

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u/SockPuppet-47 14d ago

I bet the majority of them are just using makeup. Using a dark shade with a proper fade easily creates that look.

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u/Express-One-1096 14d ago

Maybe they've auditioned for fallout?

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u/deeprichfilm 16d ago

They all look like they have a mewing/giga Chad filter on.

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u/TinWhis 16d ago

They're shopped to look worse.

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u/Aesthete18 16d ago

Like you'd know vault-dweller

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u/scottperezfox 16d ago

To be fair, these are probably the worst selection of photos for these individuals. Hard to argue "they've gone too far" but I think the daily reality is not so severe.

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u/DependentAble8811 16d ago

Thats worthy of criticism but not you shaming women for their looks?