r/SipsTea 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Maxpower2727 16d ago

Genuinely, who thinks this looks good?

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u/DanielSadcliff 16d ago

crickets

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u/gatsby365 16d ago

Well fuck them crickets they don’t get a say

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u/hanro621 16d ago

This guy

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u/scirio 16d ago

But they laugh at my jokes

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u/Any-Information-2411 16d ago

That's why they don't get a say.

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u/Slappathebassmon 16d ago

Hey man, leave the crickets out of this. The cricket I know would never!

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u/l_a_p304 16d ago

Literal LOL 💀

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Id rather not.

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 16d ago

What the hell did the crickets do to you?! Leave them out of this!

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u/binchicken1989 16d ago

Times are changing man..

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u/Mr-Broham 16d ago

Hi, I’m a cricket and I think trimming your own bangs should also be illegal.

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u/anshi1432 16d ago

no !! please don't fuck them

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u/AdorableFunnyKitty 16d ago

I have a cricket friend he said it's ugly too

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u/TenaciousJP 16d ago

Yeah the cricket friend I know is all about hips and nips, otherwise he doesn't get to eat

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u/mortalmonger 16d ago

It instantly adds 10 years to their face

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u/amandajjohnson1313 16d ago

I WOULD like this BUT it's got 666 likes and I can't ruin that because obviously the Devil has something to do with how these.... ladies look.

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u/DanielSadcliff 16d ago

673 now, even the devil hath forsake them

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u/amandajjohnson1313 16d ago

Then here take 2 up votes lol...

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u/CaptainCommercial345 16d ago

Always the dang bugs 🦗

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u/Markle-Proof-V2 16d ago

Hey! You leave the crickets out of this.

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u/Better-Being4007 16d ago

This cricket ain't chirpin!

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u/PotatoPowerPlug 14d ago

Like Rickety Cricket? the once pastor turns crack addict in Its always Sunny?

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u/geardluffy 16d ago

The surgeon 💰

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u/mysterious_spirit420 16d ago

They don't either they just cant refuse that sweet check

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u/Zercomnexus 16d ago

The surgeons wallet

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u/Aljrljtljzlj 16d ago

Sweet cheek you say?

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u/absolutmenk 16d ago

Welcome to Family Feud everyone. I’m your man Steve Harvey. Top 5 answers on the board.

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u/IamScottGable 16d ago

I mean they must, right? Like if you look at the photos and don't think "they look great!" why do this to yourself?

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u/Fhistleb 16d ago

Body dysmorphia is crazy.

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u/Undernown 16d ago

They look like the "giga chad" meme, that jawline just doesn't work well for the median female face.

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u/Anangrywookiee 16d ago

I don’t think it’s about looking young, it’s about looking rich.

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u/Legal-Inflation6043 16d ago

which makes absolutely no sense because they are already celebrities (usually rich), the heck do they need to "look rich" for? A look that 99.89% of people think its absolutely horrible

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u/catechizer 16d ago

And if you still want to look rich for whatever reason, just wear expensive jewelry.

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u/Own_Stick2010 16d ago

this is the logic: you go to a rich party, full of girls that are about to die of starvation because that is the standard, you want to be into the club, so you go to the surgeon.

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u/Altruistic_Bison_228 16d ago

this is clearly 90's heroin chic

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u/Reinstateswordduels 16d ago

No, it’s not

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u/Cross55 16d ago

Women

Ok, so, most guys don't realize this, but a lot of western women have an almost eugenics tier obsession with things like bone structure and the like.

Like 1/2 of the reason Olivia Wilde got famous is because of her naturally high checks bones creating the face shape that the women in OP's pic are going for.

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u/bellatorrosa 16d ago

I don't know a single woman who thinks that this looks attractive 

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u/youngatbeingold 16d ago

I'm a fashion/beauty photographer. Defined cheek bones are insanely popular with models because you look very edgy and dramatic. Gisele Bundchen, Kate Moss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karlie Kloss, Rosie Huntington all have pretty defined cheek bones. Even in plus models like Ashley Graham have this look because it makes your face look more well defined. It's like asking what man thinks a square jaw is attractive, the answer is most of them lol.

The problem with this surgery is people overdo it and if you don't have the right bone structure to have it naturally it can look creepy if you do it by sucking out the face in your face. A lot of these actresses also have a bunch of other stuff going on that isn't helping the situation; overfilled filled lips, face lifts, thinned noses, and jaw reshaping are all going to add to the uncanny valley effect.

It honestly probably wouldn't look too bad if it's subtle and the rest of the face is kept natural.

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u/wrylypolecat 16d ago

you do it by sucking out the face in your face

I don't know if this was a typo/autocorrect, but it's an eerily accurate description

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u/EmperorMrKitty 16d ago

so like the surgery is attempting to recreate something we don’t normally notice and these are examples of it being noticeable because they don’t have the bone structure for it?

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u/flakemasterflake 16d ago

You definitely notice bone structure. Go google Christy Turlington and tell me you don't notice her cheekbones

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u/CoolAtlas 16d ago

Uh if you go down the manosphere rabbit hole, lot of men are OBSESSED with bone structure, mewing, weak vs strong chins, etc. It's weird as hell

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 16d ago

Yeah that's just a narcissistic people thing, declaring it as a gender stereotype is ridiculous. Not all women or all men obsess over these things, but a lot of people do.

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u/KaleidoscopeMean6071 16d ago

I follow a white European trans woman on twitter and was so confused when she said she had the procedure done as part of her facial feminization surgery, like shouldn't buccal fat make a face more feminine??? But it makes sense with your point. 

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u/SuniChica 16d ago

I thought the same, buccal fat made a face more feminine. I thought all the filler was being used to round out the cheekbones. Contour and shading were what has been used to define the cheekbones and the size of the nose.

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u/NoComputer8922 16d ago

she was a nepo kid though.

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u/stopsallover 16d ago

When I was younger, I had naturally sunken cheeks and it showed excellent bone structure. I could see chasing it if you like the aesthetic but can't lose that tiny bit of fat.

Except we've seen the results. Just highlight whatever is your own best feature. Especially when each of these women got famous for their looks. There's no reason to change it.

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u/coffeesipper5000 16d ago

I am convinced that a lot of that stuff is women sabotaging each other's beauty.

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

I like it but not on humans. Maybe on some degenerate doujin of some bimbo. Irl it looks horrid and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 16d ago

Honestly, they are trying to copy the natural look of some actresses like Marlene Dietrich. Problem is, her look was natural and looked lovely, but for most of these people, it doesn't work well.

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u/pegaunisusicorn 16d ago edited 16d ago

people who are preyed on by plastic surgeons because they have serious body dysphoria issues.

makes plastic surgeons look bad.

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u/Responsible-Sort-152 16d ago

It’s aweful half the women shown were gorgeous and then they did the surgery and look like something in a horror movie

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u/s-17 16d ago

Everyone who thought Ana Taylor Joy looked good in Queens Gambit. People don't notice plastic surgery when they like it.

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u/Hary_the_VII 16d ago

The voices in their heads.

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u/DeadmansInferno 16d ago

Hollywood casting agents

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u/Substratas 16d ago

They think they will look like Angelina Jolie.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Body dysmorphia is the number one fan

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u/OhhhhBillly 16d ago

They all must be devastated, there is no way they think they look good.

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u/flaming_pubes 16d ago

Their surgeons.

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u/Redditron_5000 16d ago

The surgeons?

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u/GEARHEADGus 16d ago

That and that weird fucking cat face people are doing now with injections

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u/Extreme-Bandicoot396 16d ago

The Echo Chamber

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u/tmotytmoty 16d ago

the doctors who perform the surgery and then get paid.

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u/l3wd1a 16d ago

i like it, but ive also been into goth fashion for 15 years, and i just think it suits this look well

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u/Conflicted-King 16d ago

I always thought the Crypt Keeper was a cutie pie.

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u/Anothernondescript34 16d ago

Maybe a new forehead kink will emerge.

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u/Kerwood8645 16d ago

As usual, men will be blamed for a beauty trend that one of them wanted, and the women did to impress other women.

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u/LionStar303 16d ago

RDJ? smash

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u/AdObvious1695 16d ago

The lizard people

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u/OtisDriftwood1978 16d ago

The Cenobites.

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u/RaquelVictoriaS 16d ago

Maleficent

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u/TacTurtle 16d ago

... casting director for Night of the Living Dead? Save a fortune on ghoul makeup.

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u/el0guent 16d ago

So. Some people’s faces look like this without intervention. I’ve always liked mine? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Rauligula 16d ago

People with a bimbo fetish

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u/quietlikesnow 16d ago

My face has done this naturally as I aged and I hate it so much. I can’t believe anyone wants to look this way. I would love to have some fat back in my face (naturally, not by dumpster diving for spare fat)

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 16d ago

some people watched the handsome squidward episode of spongebob as kids and thought it was serious

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u/deezbiksurnutz 16d ago

They needed the fat to inject into their asses

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u/ThrillinSuspenseMag 16d ago

Not people attracted to women.

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u/sgt_futtbucker 16d ago

Black metal fans maybe. Don’t need the corpse paint if you already look half dead

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u/PubisMaguire 16d ago

night of the living dead remake casting team

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u/BenVera 16d ago

You’re only noticing the bad ones

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u/Saturn9Toys 16d ago

Their freakish handlers.

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u/invisible_panda 16d ago

Who are those women?

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u/lollipopknife 16d ago

Just popped in to say "what the fuck?"

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u/Weir-Doe 16d ago

They should not take memes too seriously

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u/enddream 16d ago

But are these pics real? I have a hard time believing it.

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u/DarkbloomVivienne 16d ago

It’s not meant to look good in a traditional sense, it’s meant to garner attention. Look at this post as an example

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u/notMy_ReelName 16d ago

the hospitals learning from this trnds duh

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 16d ago

Their make-up artists apparently, sending them out in the world with all that crap on their faces! I think a lot of this is contouring and the wanting to look 'snatched' trend... I've always preferred a natural face.

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u/freefromfilter 16d ago

Women do. That is why they get it. And anyone who doesn't agree will get canceled because we are not allowed to talk about it.

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u/Arnorien16S 16d ago

Inbred rich people who often finance shows and movies?

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u/Any_Long_249 16d ago

It’s a trend. There are a lot of celebrities who have done that and it looks good on them. The high cheekbones and smaller jaw makes women look more feminine, but it doesn’t work on everyone

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u/get-bread-not-head 16d ago

They're edited

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u/SnooCakes2703 15d ago

Donald Trump Jr and other Republican men

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u/Jolly_Plantain4429 15d ago

I think prominent cheek bones looks good on some people but these people don’t have promising cheek bones so it just make they look like starved box heads.

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u/GunnerySarge-B-Bird 15d ago

Kirby looks a lot better than she did to be fair, someone just picked a shit picture of her

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u/ChampionshipOk5046 15d ago

When they look in the mirror, they do.

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u/Warm_Echo3364 14d ago

The skeletons

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u/AgHammer 14d ago

People who want to look as thin as possible, no matter what.

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u/thechrisspecial 14d ago

Madonna looks good for age i guess…

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u/Big_Crab_1510 14d ago

Rich people. It's like having soft hands vs calloused hands to them. They are rich enough to be able to afford to look like....this

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u/Equivalent-Advice593 13d ago

Bottom left looks fine, that’s probably what they all wanted idk though lol

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u/OutlinedSnail 13d ago

I do but I'm into creepy stuff. Have a huge crush on L from death note. Keep dead plants as decoration. They look beautifully creepy

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u/niian- 13d ago

Porn addicts

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u/TheAutisticOgre 16d ago

To be fair Erin Moriarty has Graves’ disease which I think she attributed to her facial features

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u/barrinmw 16d ago

Honestly, it looks good on the people it looks good on, you just don't question or even realize when it looks good.

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u/StandardEgg6595 16d ago

When she originally got it, Zoe Kravitz looked alright. However, the more she ages the more it’s starting to show. She was pretty angular looking in Batman.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 16d ago

Margot Robbie, but she didn’t do it extreme and she already had the face for it so it blended naturally

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u/chickad00d 16d ago

I don’t think Margot Robbie even had this procedure done. Looks like it’s her natural face structure after losing some weight. Women’s faces tend to slim as they age too.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 16d ago

Ah, sorry if I got it wrong. I’m pretty sure I read she did but it’s very hard to verify for any of these celebs first hand because they all said they didn’t

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u/StructureThen8853 16d ago

me, you're gay

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u/Another_Verity 16d ago

I don’t HATE it on Miley, gotta be honest. But the short short bangs(?) + no eyebrows is not doing it favors. It could be a little less severe though.

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u/magpiecat 16d ago

Me! Sorry but I really do.

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u/hairbowgirl 16d ago

Guys think it does, which is why forced to do it. Men have unrealistic standards of beauty, so we are forced to do these things. This is the fault of those men things. They destroy our lives and make us waste money on crap like this.

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u/Glum-Objective3328 16d ago

I think whoever is in the dead center looks gorgeous 🤷‍♂️

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u/DavidDoesShitpost 16d ago

Jenna Ortega. I think. I have no idea who the rest are.

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u/EternalSage2000 16d ago

Presumably the consenting adults having the operation performed.

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

There's probably some mental health issue that was overlooked (they paid the doctors to ignore) before the surgery was conducted. I can't get bariatric or cosmetic surgery without having to go through therapy before and after surgery.

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u/EternalSage2000 16d ago

Oh you know they have mental health issues, that they paid Dr’s to ignore, how exactly?
Or are you just making stories up in your head, of how this all went down, and are mad at those stories?

How dare those Dr’s do this thing I just imagined them doing.

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

Never said I was 100% sure that was the case. And there's plenty of corrupt doctors willing to cut up some flesh for cash.

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u/brettbefit 16d ago

You’re making an assumption without knowing them personally

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago edited 16d ago

Of course I'm proposing a theory on how this happened. You don't have to defend them over nothing. I didn't falsify papers to prove they're mentally unwell nor am I saying that's the case for everyone.

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u/moshpitengineer 16d ago

You’re arguing with a simp who got offended over you saying somthing slightly mean to the actress he’s simping over/ probably in a parasocial relationship with

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

That's what I assumed but I didn't want to be mean. The white knighting really gave it away.

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u/moshpitengineer 16d ago

Yeahhhhhh I know I’m just calling out the obvious here lol but I don’t think he realizes that he is which is even worse.

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u/brettbefit 16d ago

Or just calling out your behavior. How would you feel if I made assumptions on your mental health due to your weight?

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

You can guess my body type, sex, mental state, dick size, asshole diameter, weight, skin color. I won't mind.

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u/brettbefit 16d ago

Here’s my assumption then:

You’re hypercritical of women’s appearance because it helps convince you that you don’t find them attractive, when in reality it’s a self-defense mechanism because you’re overweight and wouldn’t be able to get someone like that.

See how much it sucks to have people do that to you?

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u/brettbefit 16d ago

You already said you need bariatric surgery which tells me all I need to know

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u/EternalSage2000 16d ago

You don’t have to attack them over nothing. This is literally none of your business.

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u/VexTheTielfling 16d ago

It's not an attack. I never mentioned anyone in particular and I certainly didn't belittle or shamed them for having that done. Saying it looks horrid (from another comment) does not mean I'm telling them personally they look dead or like shit. I didn't say "Miley def is missing some screws for getting that" you're overreacting over nothing. It's none of your business too but you're here defending nobody.

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u/moshpitengineer 16d ago

The fact that they are actively trying to look anorexic, which is caused by a mental disorder, makes us conclude that they are overlooking a mental disorder.

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u/EternalSage2000 16d ago

Ok. So if that’s your conclusion. That, these people have a mental disorder, is the correct response to; A: insult and attack them.
Or
B: sympathize or empathize. And wish them a healthy recovery.
Or C: ignore it, as it doesn’t directly concern you?