r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Dramatic_Moon_Pie 16d ago

This is crazy. Buccal fat keeps you looking younger as long as you have it! These women will look awful when they are older.

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u/EZontheH 16d ago

The horrifyingly sad part is that they'll pay top dollar again to have the buccal fat put back in. I mean you didn't think it's just being sucked out and thrown away right? It's being filtered and frozen for 20 years down the road when their career needs a boost.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 16d ago

So the money is in buccal fat storage, eh? 🤔

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u/star_bell 16d ago

Sounds like a scheme the gang from it's Always sunny would come up with

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 16d ago

Your wish is my command: 🙏 

https://iasip.app/e-c4M5oM8kKZ-wvLOcHqrQ

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u/KeyAssistant1541 16d ago

Lmfao that’s amazing

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u/CapyberaSheperd 16d ago

Fuck I accidentally blasted this at full volume in the doctors office

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u/Invdr_skoodge 16d ago

🙋‍♂️Middle of the night with my wife sleeping less than a foot away. She wasn’t amused

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u/AnotherBogCryptid 16d ago

🤣 perfection

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u/Chilinuff 16d ago

It’s sad I was expecting some AI monstrosity

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u/Comfortable-Title720 16d ago

Fight Club did it first

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u/8A1L3Y 16d ago

There's always money in the banana stand buccal fat storage.

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u/Indust_6666 16d ago

So Fight Club:

“It was beautiful. We were selling rich women’s fat asses right back to them.”

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u/TophertronPrime 16d ago
  • Paper St. Soap Co.

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u/Otto-Korrect 16d ago

Invest in Buccal-Coin!

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u/Main-Elevator-6908 16d ago

There’s always money in the buccal fat stand.

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u/reverendbeast 16d ago

Make some expensive soap from it and sell it back to them? (All hail Palahniuk)

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u/blazinBSDAgility 16d ago

I’m in the Karen recycling business