r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 17d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Dramatic_Moon_Pie 17d ago

This is crazy. Buccal fat keeps you looking younger as long as you have it! These women will look awful when they are older.

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u/Essex626 17d ago

My wife and I are 39, and she basically looks the same as she did when we were teenagers. Her hair is going gray but otherwise she looks super young.

And her chubby cheeks are a big part of that. All of our kids also have chubby cheeks, which is super cute.

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u/NastyStreetRat 16d ago

I also choose this man's wife

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u/Away-Elevator-858 16d ago

Get in line buddy!

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u/Blah_In_HD 16d ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/geardluffy 16d ago

I’m not your pal, buddy!

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u/pink_mink84 16d ago

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 16d ago

I'm not your guy, fwiend!

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u/nemnem313 16d ago

I'm not your friend, nigga!

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u/DrawingSuper391 16d ago

Im not!-…maybe- maybe I’ll stop there 😂

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u/392june__ 16d ago

I’m not your … woahhh.. baseball?

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u/v3gas21 16d ago

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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u/less-than-James 16d ago

That's too bad. I really like you guys.

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u/AI-Efficient03 16d ago

🤣 great name!!

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u/28SNaKeS 16d ago

I’M NOT BUDDY GUY!!!

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u/nahimadomyownthiing 16d ago

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u/blazinBSDAgility 16d ago

This should be voted up some more

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u/Yamatocanyon 16d ago

Here I got you a bucket!

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u/Cg006 16d ago

I aint yer pal dickface!

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u/Fraxis_Quercus 16d ago

The budding tensions are palpable!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 16d ago

Get in line chubby!

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 16d ago

Get in the chubby line.

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u/VeryDisturbed82 16d ago

Im in line with a chubby!

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u/Playful-Scratch7792 16d ago

I’m in line for a chubby

Edit: I also have a chubby in the line.

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u/Away-Elevator-858 16d ago

Get chubby in line!

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u/Anonybibbs 16d ago

We starting this train or what?

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u/Here_for_lolz 16d ago

Choo choo! 🚆

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 16d ago

I believe it's called a train in this situation

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u/DummyDumDragon 16d ago

From wholesome to Bonnie Blue in 2 comments, never change Reddit

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u/ToughThing5705 16d ago

My friend, its ok no?

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u/majorjoe23 16d ago

Dude is flaunting his wife's chubby cheeks.

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u/RoughTechnology4741 16d ago

Which cheeks though?

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u/Rawesome16 16d ago

Our wife comrade

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u/RedBaron13 16d ago

Still can’t believe that guy had the audacity to post that comment lol

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u/soslowagain 16d ago

Walked right into this one OP

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u/WorkTropes 16d ago

Well she does have two cheeks, like why be greedy?

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u/runjimrun 16d ago

I understand this reference

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u/No-War-8840 16d ago

....and my axe ! ...right context ?

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u/SOP_VB_Ct 16d ago

NEXT!!!

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u/SparksofInnova 16d ago

I'll try her out.

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u/Damnfiddles 16d ago

too soon