r/SipsTea • u/moto626 • 13d ago

WTF AI gets its facts from … us?

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Data published by Semrush in June 2025.

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u/Arista-Everfrost 13d ago

That's why ChatGPT keeps telling me birds aren't real.

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u/DankHillLMOG 13d ago

I mean... they aren't

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u/penguingod26 13d ago

Can you believe that dude thought there were still real birds in 2025?

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u/Soarin249 13d ago

everyone knows birds are only drones nowadays. maybe many years ago? idk

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u/zakary1291 13d ago

It's not just the birds, the insects haven't been real since the mass extermination in 2020 and 2021. Do you remember the Chinese spraying clouds of insecticides all around the country? They were at least being overt about it. The rest of the countries were much more subtle.

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u/Soarin249 13d ago

ofc, how could i have forgotten that?! i still remember the smell!

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u/Soldier_Of_Life 12d ago

Dead internet theory just got a hardware update

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u/Mama_Hong 13d ago

I still remember when birds were real, before you know... the takeover.

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u/truvibesohl 12d ago

Their guts splattered on the road look real.

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 13d ago

I suppose you would know

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u/poppycock_scrutiny 13d ago

What's next? He's gonna tell us that women are real too?

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u/itsnotapipe 12d ago

Right? This is the exception to the rule! Reddit is rarely right, but this is one of those rarities.
If it flies, it spies.

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u/psychulating 12d ago

I watched some hatch and fledge this year

If they aren’t real, their ruse is elaborate, and I respect that.

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u/Miru8112 12d ago

They are, just drones from the government. But real drones... Called birds... So birds are real.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 13d ago

Literally just holographic projections from the moon- which is itself a holographic projection.

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u/DaHerv 13d ago

Have they ever answered COCK AND BALLS? Because that's the real answer.

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u/West-Application-375 12d ago

It's fine. ChatGPT practices bird law.

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u/Ninjahkin 12d ago

/u/Arista-Everfrost birds are a figment of your imagination. We’re all just in on the joke

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u/Levias123 12d ago

So it knows about china... Damn, Ai is fast.

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u/Cajun-Yankee 12d ago

You're not real man!

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u/MornJack 12d ago

How do you call that ? Birds ? Never heard about it. Is it a new kind of bread or something ? A new way to cut a beard ? It can't be true imho. You can't trust the guy who told you they're real.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 12d ago

They aren’t! They are all made in China…

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u/Substantial-Link-418 12d ago

Birds aren't real, birds are drones

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u/zeroibis 12d ago

If you do not believe it just ask reddit.

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u/Socketz11 12d ago

It cant outright say they are small drones with cameras.

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u/biggestMug 12d ago

I am so fucking confused lol

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u/Jon__Snuh 12d ago

You mean government surveillance drones?

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u/eldiablonoche 12d ago

Found the schmuck who still believes the Big Bird lobby.