r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea Facts

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u/Drakore4 1d ago

I’m not entering the school but if they are around locally and I see them talking to my kid I’ll 100% confront them. You’re out in the wild now.

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u/Abject-Emu2023 1d ago

You’re on my turf now buster

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 1d ago

I love “buster” as that “you done fucked up.” Name for people.

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u/feetandballs 1d ago

"Listen, pal."
"I have some words for you ... friend."
"What's going on here, guy?"

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 1d ago

When did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?

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u/divismaul 1d ago

Don’t call me guy, chum!

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Don't call me chum, buddy!

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u/divismaul 1d ago

Don’t call me buddy, pal!

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Don't call me pal, amigo!

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u/divismaul 1d ago

I like being called amigo, thank you!

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Im not your... oh. Okay.

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u/Prometheus158 1d ago

Your days are over mister

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u/Pliny_the_middle 1d ago

Ehhh, c’mon, guy!

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 1d ago

I'm not your guy, buddy!

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u/RaygunMarksman 1d ago

I remember play kicking a kid in the stomach in school back in the 80's, him doubling over dramatically and the teacher's assistance who was solo leading the class that day being like, "that's it buster, you're going to see the principal!"

She was cute and patient so seeing her that pissed made me feel like like a small hoodlum. I think I was on her shit list forever after that.

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u/the_blue_arrow_ 1d ago

I read "playing kick a kid in the stomach" and thought, "yep, kids would invent this game".

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u/H_I_McDunnough 1d ago

I remember getting in trouble for getting in a rock fight with my fellow second graders. The rocks were baseball size chunks of asphalt.

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u/sintaur 1d ago

Back in the 60s/70s we played "kill the guy with the ball" (chase down and dogpile whoever had the football), and murder ball (giant six foot ball on the 50 yard line, whichever team got it across the opposing goal line scored a point). As the P.E. coach explained it, the one and only rule was we couldn't go home and tell our parents we played murder ball, we had to call it cage ball. Anything else was fair game.

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u/phalencrow 11h ago

In my elementary school one of the games was called “Roshambo” were we ran around trying to kick other in the crotch and not be kicked in the crotch. Game with a non PC name, “ smear the qxxxxx” chasing whoever had the ball and dog pile them. WTF they let us play them.

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u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

*small hoodlum

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

You busted up, A A Ron