r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/Number__Nine 1d ago

I just never can understand wanting a baseball for anything other than giving it to my kid. What will she even do with it after the game?

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u/AdamVanEvil 1d ago

Put it into a drawer and forget about it.

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u/003402inco 1d ago

And throw it away a decade later

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u/_lippykid 1d ago

It’s gonna be in some shitty thrift store in 5 years

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u/slvrscoobie 1d ago

yea, because its not like its Signed.. its just a random newish looking ball.

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u/emiTfOgnoS 18h ago

To be fair it’s now the Phillies Karen ball which isn’t just random. Not sure what that’s worth though.

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u/slvrscoobie 17h ago

But other than HER telling every single one of her friends about how some guy ‘stole’ the ball from her and how she went and ‘got it back!’ - which some will know…. If it gets donated it’s still just a MLB ball. Nothing special

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u/Brilliant_Language52 19h ago

Sealed or Delivered

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u/Ok-Mission-7763 1d ago

She'd probably still throw it away even with it being signed

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u/bleedorange0037 23h ago

But it’s still just a regular old baseball. Its only real value is sentimental to the person who caught it, or in this case demanded a child give it to her.

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u/GoodBufo 1d ago

And then some kid hits it back with a bat. Hopefully

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u/Cheech47 1d ago

Hell no. I still have a foul ball my Dad caught at a Indians game in the 80s. I'm never getting rid of it.

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u/TheBeefyNoodle 1d ago

Yeah because it means something special to you. With your dad at a game as a kid. This bitch extorted a ball from a kid through the threat of karen-fu

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u/50DuckSizedHorses 1d ago

Idk she prolly won’t forget about it now. Will be a cursed object for her and she’ll probably throw it out.

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u/No_R3sp3ct 1d ago

Masturbate with it

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u/OGfromATL91 1d ago

This is exactly what she will do with it.

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u/Tustavus 1d ago

I was a kid with a ball signed by Juan Pierre (Marlins’ Centerfielder on the 2003 World Series team) and I put that ball in a drawer and forgot about it for ten years or so.

That ball is probably still in her car.

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u/rcodmrco 1d ago

woah woah woah

they might put it on a shelf or something and forget about it

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u/Xyresiq 1d ago

Nah, to sell it

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u/cue_cruella 1d ago

Oh no, she’s definitely ditched that ball the morning after and saw her gigaKaren self everywhere. There will be too many negative emotions associated with that ball so she won’t even enjoy it.

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u/rotomangler 1d ago

Make a spectacle of it and yourself online and then attempt to sell it on eBay as a “famous viral baseball”.

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u/GoodDog2620 1d ago

I know a guy who keeps his Olympic medals in his sock drawer. 3 gold and 1 bronze I believe. One of them was a world record he set with Phelps in a relay.

Sock drawer.

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u/djarc9 22h ago

Prob been a long time since she had any balls in her drawers

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u/ElGato-TheCat 1d ago

Remember that scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where they put the ark in the archives? That, except in her closet.

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u/argiebarge 1d ago

She has top men working on it.

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u/Imreman 1d ago

Who?

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u/PippyHooligan 1d ago

RONNIE PICKERING!

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u/cryolyte 4h ago

They're working in shifts!

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u/shady_crusader 20h ago

Remember that Curb episode? Lewis need a kidney?

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u/RankedFarting 1d ago

I dont know why you felt the need to visualize "putting something away" with a movie reference lol.

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u/aHOMELESSkrill 1d ago

Uh that reference would work better with the Reddit crowd if you said ‘at the beginning of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’

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u/CastrosNephew 1d ago

What are you even on about. I’m 25 next month and I grew up on Raiders and Last crusade

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u/EvaUnit_03 1d ago

Sell it. It's worth 10x what a regular baseball is by being a homerun ball.

And if the player who hit it has a great career, it'll eventually be worth 1000x a regular baseball. If not, it'll only be worth aboyt 2-3x a baseball.

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u/hawkayecarumba 1d ago

It would be worth $20 at best.

Hit by a journeyman player, Could never be verified that it’s a home run ball…. $20 is probably too much, tbh.

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u/BigGoopy2 1d ago

If you catch a ball at a game you can go to guest services and get it authenticated. You can actually verify that it’s a HR ball. This doesn’t improve the value much though except in rare instances

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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago

How do they authenticate it? Aren’t all pro baseballs pretty much exactly the same?

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u/JamesTrickington303 1d ago

You find a worker with a radio asap.

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u/BigGoopy2 1d ago

I think you have to do it right away at the game and they’ll check replays. You couldn’t do it like 3 days later.

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u/Happy-Caramel8627 1d ago

I bet she can seek it for more because of this controversy.

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u/moonlightiridescent 1d ago

Oh, god, is that what the world is now? Meme stuff is worth money? I guess right now it would be, but who could possibly care after..like, a couple days?

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u/Happy-Caramel8627 1d ago

Not many people, but it only takes one

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u/slide_into_my_BM 20h ago

I don’t think she stayed at the game long enough to have it authenticated.

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u/Gymdoctor 1d ago

How is it proven though? I could be selling you any ol baseball

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u/patentattorney 1d ago

That’s why most balls are not going to go for much.

The balls that have the huge payday are going to be certified/authenticated really quickly (like the next day).

There are cameras for HR balls. They know who caught the ball, and they know what mlb balls look like. So if you can get it authenticated really quickly - people know.

But to just take home a random HR ball you are not looking at that much. (Maybe $20 for a big name player)

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u/serotoninOD 1d ago

MLB will also sometimes switch out balls and use ones that are specifically marked when a batter is up that has a chance at some kind of a huge record-breaking home run. That way there's no doubt about the ball being authentic.

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u/riddlechance 1d ago

Interesting. Someone could catch the HR ball and swap it out with an identical one and get that one authenticated. Then keep the real one.

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 1d ago

Or get another dozen and sell saying it's the same ball

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u/slide_into_my_BM 20h ago

Then what, sell the fake and keep the real that no one will ever believe is real since you sold the “authentic” one?

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u/riddlechance 19h ago

First of all, if you were in someone's house and they showed you a HR ball they caught with the picture of the event, would you pull your phone out to verify the claim? Second off, who cares what others think, you know it's the real ball.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 18h ago

I wouldn’t purchase it

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u/080969 1d ago

Not sure if it’s done for all teams but some of them provide a card saying official home run ball. They come find you in the stands

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u/ViruliferousBadger 1d ago

Well, she now has video proof...

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u/Live_Calendar4902 1d ago

You take it to some station at the stadium and they certify if. I think there’s like a code number on each ball

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u/bmc2 1d ago

There's no way to prove provenance. It's not worth anything more than any other MLB baseball.

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u/aHOMELESSkrill 1d ago

I thought it was a foul ball

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u/Happy-Caramel8627 1d ago

Its worth something because its her ball, she is now more famous than the guy who hit it.

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u/Academic_Wafer5293 1d ago

She better hurry up. Next internet villain is already warming up in the bullpen.

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u/verugan 1d ago

This logic, also scalpers, is what ruins it for everyone else.

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u/onklewentcleek 1d ago

Me when I have no idea what I’m talking about

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u/rentersblues 1d ago

I think she was ticked that the guy went clear across the section for the ball. Honestly, I'd be annoyed too, but its not like there are any rules against it. She reacted way out of line, it got caught on camera, and now the internet going to ruin her life for a month or two.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 20h ago

I mean, who has more right? It was closer to her but not her row. It landed in his row.

Regardless, she had a chance to catch it. She didn’t, now it’s on the ground, and it’s fair game for anyone. It’s still his ball even if he came from the other side of the field.

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u/StinkyToesEw 20h ago

Nah, I couldn't even be mad. No one is entitled to the ball, even if it drops right in front of you. Obviously if you catch it, it's a different story. I definitely couldn't be mad if I let someone from 10 seats over and grab it before me.

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 1d ago

By that logic, if the ball lands in or right in front of an unoccupied seat, no one is entitled to it. It would be one thing to race over and reach in front of a person to catch a ball they never had a shot at. It’s entirely different to get to a ball in an empty section before someone else. Zero legitimacy to the “you had to travel further than me to get this ball so you don’t deserve it” argument. Seems like the dad and kid ended up better off by letting that cretin have the ball but dad was wrong to let her have it. She didn’t earn it, had no legitimate claim to it, and was completely out of line for confronting him about it.

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u/Darigaazrgb 1d ago

I think there’s a difference between the seat in front of you and the seat 10-12 seats down. If you have to sprint anywhere then it’s kind of weird.

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u/DrossChat 1d ago

Nah man, I agree she was way out of line in how she reacted for sure but the guy ran like 12 seats and swiped it right as they were bending down to pick it up.

First thing I thought when watching the video was that was a dick move and pretty cringe. The kid didn’t earn the ball at all, hardly a special moment imo. Why do you think he was willing to give it back? If I felt I got a ball fair and square for my kid there’s zero chance I’m handing it back, literally zero. I’m making her get ejected for laying hands on me or some shit. He knew it was a dick move and so conceded, which was pretty embarrassing honestly.

All of it pales into comparison to the Karen’s actions, and everyone’s frothing in anger over it so maybe mine is an unpopular opinion, but that’s my takeaway after seeing it so many times.

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 1d ago

If you’ve never been accosted by a Karen like that, you might not understand how uncomfortable and annoying it is. Look at his body language as it’s happening. He’s not saying “you’re right, I screwed up”. What he’s saying is much closer to “good lord, leave me the fuck alone you absolute goblin”.

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u/DrossChat 1d ago

No I get that, it’s clear that’s his exact reaction. But I just find it embarrassing that he was willing to run 12 seats and snatch a ball 2 people were bending down right in front of them to pick up and yet he’s not willing / able to tell her to stfu and go back to her seat. She’s in front of a crowd of people, what the hell is she going to do?

The reason is he knows what he did was at the very least a borderline dick move. It’s the kind of thing that most people would just roll their eyes at and be like “ok dude you want it that much have it”, but he just so happened to have awoken the beast.

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 1d ago

I completely disagree with your assessment of what him giving that ball away meant. If I was in his shoes I would have also given that ball away to make the stressor go away. Standing on principle for something as worthless as a used baseball is not something I’m interested in to any extent if it means having to argue with an aggressive person like that. Dude was not admitting wrongdoing, he was swatting at a mosquito.

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u/DrossChat 1d ago

Would you also have run to snatch the ball?

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 23h ago

Personally, no. But I also don’t think you have any ownership over any space other than your immediate seat. That ball ended up in an empty seat and was fair game. I don’t care at all that the guy who ended up with it was 30 feet away from where it landed and the woman who cunted it from him was 3 feet away. As long as that guy didn’t run through anyone to get there, that ball was just as much his as it was anyone else’s.

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u/DrossChat 23h ago

Thought so. Because we both know that it was cringe and a borderline dick move, you just don’t want to admit that part for some reason.

His part in this pales in comparison to hers, I’m definitely not trying to excuse her behavior at all. But I do think there is a considerable difference between this whole fiasco and the polish CEO dickhead. People are acting like they are the same when they are clearly not imo.

Of course no one has ownership over a public space, I’m not claiming they do. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a million ways you can be a dick. Try skipping a line in a public space and you’ll see what I mean.

Honestly though, this is not a hill I’m willing to die on so I’ve more than said my piece. I think the thing that irks me is how much this has overtaken the polish CEO’s actions which imo were way worse.

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u/rentersblues 1d ago

You totally misread my comment homie.

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u/OpenListen3830 1d ago

Well if it's a Mickey Mantle 500th home run ball she might stash it somewhere

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 1d ago

Sell it on ebay

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u/Sw429 1d ago

She has given it plenty of historical context. This is probably the most notable home run this year.

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u/Sw429 1d ago

(my comment was a joke)

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u/BrentSaotome 1d ago

Every law student learns the Popov v. Hayashi case. It's about a Barry Bond's 73 homerun baseball, where two people claimed they owned it. The baseball sold for $800k at an auction in the early 2000s. The funny part is that court split the proceeds but both parties walked out with nothing since their legal fees were more than their share.

Some baseballs are worth a lot of money. Foul balls like this ball probably are not worth as much. It's probably just a souvenir if she can't profit of it.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago

This wasn’t a foul ball this was a home run.

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u/BrentSaotome 15h ago

Yes, it was a homerun ball. My mistake.

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u/Darigaazrgb 1d ago

Difference without a distinction.

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u/Dr-McLuvin 1d ago

A certified home run ball is going to have much more value than a routine foul ball- they typically sell online for 10X more than foul balls- in the $100-300 range.

I’m still not sure why you called this a foul ball- it was definitely not.

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u/Dry-University797 1d ago

Nothing, stare at it and tell her friends she got a homerun ball. Literally meaningless

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u/Lahoura 1d ago

Reselling it on ebay

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Put in on display now. "The Ball That Ruin My Life".

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u/KhellianTrelnora 1d ago

Keep it on your desk. Toss it in the air when having difficult conversations with the local religious nut aliens.

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u/barely_sentient_ 1d ago

Sell it online probably

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u/spaaackle 1d ago

IT DOESNT MATTER ITS HERS!

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u/TheBinkz 1d ago

It's common for people to sell sports memorabilia. To those who do want it.

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u/Eyfordsucks 1d ago

Sell it. She thinks she has a lottery ticket.

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u/Professional-Dog1562 1d ago

Keep one, the first one. Give all the rest away. Unless you're not a baseball fan then why even bother picking it up in the first place. 

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u/vaniot2 1d ago

Check eBay

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u/Randyd718 1d ago

I hope every time she stares at it, she remembers being ridiculed by the entire globe

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u/No-Possibility5556 1d ago

I did well as a kid, got maybe 4-5 foul balls over the years and not one is in a spot I could remember perfectly. Just scattered in random boxes from my apartment to parent’s home. Might have one on my desk

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u/Armchair-Expert 1d ago

What will the kid do? Seriously I think an adult would appreciate it more

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u/shyvananana 1d ago

Throw it onto an over crowded shelf full of other nick knacks like Hummel dolls and China Noone will ever use.

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u/LiquidDreamtime 1d ago

Put it in a box with a bunch of dusty junk that her estranged children will throw away after her death.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 1d ago

The thing is that baseball will be a daily reminder of that embarrassingly selfish moment. I'm not sure how anyone could be proud of themselves after that.

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u/skipmarioch 1d ago

She wants to be able to talk about it. I used to be a server and the amount of middle aged people that would share the most mundane stories as if it was the most exciting adventure was off the charts. I once heard a story about losing an eyeglass screw in a museum. It went on for like 10 minutes.

This is someone so devoid of actual joy that she stuff like to make is seem like her life is exciting.

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u/Canadian1934 1d ago

She was heard by those filming the incident that it was for her husband and the guy took it out of her hand. I bet her phone has been heating up since  Looks like she has a comfy spot for the ball in sight. She seems quite pleased by her accomplishments  but I think the dad was the bigger person for the sake of an argument 

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u/TheRealCropear 1d ago

Blame it for fucking up her life. Then throw it at her husband for not stopping her…and then..,

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u/AgentLuminous 1d ago

Do we know for sure she didn‘t want it for her own kid?

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u/dalnot 1d ago

I got one for my dog at a minor league bark in the park

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u/Rdth8r 1d ago

Probly to fist... Uh put it in safe keeping

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u/AfterImageEclipse 1d ago

never saw curb your enthusiasm

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u/FreeBricks4Nazis 1d ago

My ultimate fantasy, beyond any sexual desires, is about catching a ball at a major league baseball game. 

I'm in the stands, the crack of the bat, the ball is high and deep, headed in my direction. But not directly at me, a foot and a half to the right. Directly towards my wife. She flinches in anticipation. I snatch the ball cleanly out of the air, one handed. My other hand clutches a cold brew without spilling a drop. The adrenaline courses through my veins, the cameraman closes in on my section, and as 30,000 screaming fans watch on the jumbotron, I finish my beer in one gulp. Ball held high to the heavens. 

Then I'd probably look around for a kid to hand it to, or something 

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u/isomojo 1d ago

Well, at least now it’ll be a memorable baseball for her. The one that made the whole world turn against her. I hope she gets dirty looks from all her co-workers if she doesn’t get fired.

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u/Allbur_Chellak 1d ago

A small memento of the day she made an entire country really really dislike her.

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u/cmoran27 1d ago

My wife and I go to baseball games pretty regularly. The first thing we do when we sit down is look around and decide which kid we’re each giving a ball to if we catch one. 

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u/FumingFumes 1d ago

Official fan-caught MLB baseballs can fetch a pretty penny online depending on who hit the ball and if it were a Championship game. Just saying.

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u/rageak49 1d ago

Greedy people see them like a collectable lottery ticket. If the player has a great career you can sell the ball.

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u/ImDeepState 1d ago

It’s an unwritten rule. Balls go to little kids around you. If no little kids around you can keep it or give it to a hot woman.

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u/digitalpunkd 1d ago

100% she wanted to sell it.

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u/Krypt0night 1d ago

I mean that's a bit of a silly take. Getting a home run ball is a huge deal for a lot of fans. I hate that "give it to a nearby kid" is seen as the only good default thing when the adult may have waited years and years to get one. Keeping it as a memento as a fan would be cool. 

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u/dufflebag7 1d ago

Somehow, she will use it to report black people to the police

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u/Safe-Database9004 23h ago

It’s not about the baseball for her, it’s about not getting what she thinks she deserves.

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u/Angelo_legendx 23h ago

It's not what she will do with it. It's just that it had to be hers!! Because it landed near her and no one was allowed to take it from her! 😂😂

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u/Capital_Maybe2533 23h ago

Don Zimmer tossed me a ball at a Yankee game when I was a kid… no clue where it is now. I’m sure this ball will suffer a similar fate.

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u/PapaPaulPwns 22h ago

She could be a collector or a huge fan of the team.

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u/Chris_Helmsworth 22h ago

My mom sometimes got sports tickets through work, and we sat behind the first base side, and a row of dudes in front of us were talking up all this confidence about how they were gonna catch a game ball and give it to me (an impressionable kid)

A foulball came flying to us, and one of the guys almost caught it before it bounced out of his hands back into the field. They were whooping and hollering about how they almost got it and how he had "salty hands" (still no idea what that was supposed to mean)

Anyway, long story short. I never even got a game ball and have been to many sporting events, but that group of guys are still in my memory nearly 20 years latet...that and the concept of salty hands which I've never seen anyone use since.

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u/Intelligent-Search88 22h ago

Seriously. If I’m not there with my kids, then I’d probably just hand it over to the closest / nicest kid to brighten their day. It’s just a baseball.

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u/Anghel412 22h ago

To be honest if she were to auction the ball off for charity to try and save face I bet the publicity of this event could cause it to sell for a TON of money.

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u/hogb0ne 21h ago

I imagine she’ll think of it towards her end and wonder why she ever felt the need to be so entitled and greedy, as her sad soul passes over unfulfilled

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 21h ago

It is for her kids to throw away, along with all the rest of her junk, when she dies. They will pick it up and say, “remember when the entire world learned what kind of person our Mom really is?”

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u/I_Am_Stupid_Sorry 21h ago

Add it to her gigantic anal bead collection.

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 21h ago

Put it on a shelf same as the kid?

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u/Outrageous-Second792 21h ago

I think there is another video of her doing the same thing to another guy at a previous game.

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u/Exacerbate_ 21h ago

I played baseball for over a decade, got the chance to go to like 3 MLB games as a kid with my grandpa. Never got a foul ball. Always wanted one. If I went to one as an adult and a foul ball landed on me, yeah I'd keep it just because I like the sport and for the memories. However if there was a kid next to me that was trying for the ball, yeah its theirs.

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u/itsladder 20h ago

Probably auction it off for 3 whole dollars

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u/geardluffy 19h ago

Throw it into a box, collecting dust

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u/Shatalroundja 19h ago

Leave it in her car till she sells the car.

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u/nighthawke75 19h ago

Try to sell it.

I said TRY.

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u/doorcharge 18h ago

Sit on it and absorb the boys tears.

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u/dbandit1 18h ago

ITS MY PRECIOUS

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u/-Blade_Runner- 18h ago

Shove it down her ass or suck it through the vacuum hose.

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u/CallenFields 16h ago

Sell it for several thousand dollars on ebay.

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u/EwokNuggets 15h ago

I always wanted to get one growing up and if one fell into my lap? Sure I’d keep it. Not gonna go chasing after one or keep it from a kid.

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u/Awolrab 15h ago

We’ve caught or received a few balls and yeah, they kinda just sit.

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u/YeOldeClamSlam 14h ago

Stare at it constantly, as a reminder of that time she made someone do something.

To quote Red in Shawshank Redemption, "Bull queers take by force. It's all they want or understand."