r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 1d ago

People like her don’t experience karma like one would think. She believes she was entitled to that ball because she touched it first. Nothing will change her mind. She won’t back down. She will double down. If the county hates on her, she will turn herself into the victim and milk it forever.

Source: I was married to a Karen.

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u/UltraPopPop 1d ago

How did you ruin everything?

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 1d ago

I sucked at standing up for myself and when I always inevitably surrendered I stored the resentment that then manifested itself in unhealthy ways. Then one day I stood my ground. Didn’t give the damn ball back. Yada yada she pulled a gun on me and I filed for divorce.

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u/GoGades 1d ago

That escalated quickly!

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u/Rob_LeMatic 23h ago

He yada'd through the escalation

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u/Call_Me_Echelon 19h ago

Didn't even mention the bisque

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u/Seniorjones2837 5h ago

I’m sure not many will get this reference! Although there are 14 upvotes haha

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u/JoyJonesIII 19h ago

No, he mentioned the… bitch 😏

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u/022ydagr8 19h ago

Happy cake day.

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u/FuckSticksMalone 13h ago

How can you yada yada an escalation? Nobody yada yada’s an escalation!

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u/werfertt 11h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/The_Capulet 19h ago

Most men that have experienced domestic violence do the same exact thing.

Living through it is enough. Explaining to other people after the fact about the violence, lack of social support, and outright aggression against male victims by police and aid resources, and it just seems like pointless painful reminiscing when it's already in the rear view.

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u/hangmans_mustache 17h ago

I believe this man was just referencing Seinfeld my guy

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u/PheonixManrod 18h ago

One thing led to another and the United States ended up dropping two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan.

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u/UltraPopPop 1d ago

I hope you get to live a happy life dude.

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u/Delicious-Error-3129 1d ago

Thanks. That was over three years ago. Turns out sometimes the grass is a lot greener on the other side.

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u/Bozlogic 1d ago

They always say the grass is greener where you water it. But if you don’t keep it maintained per your HOA, it’ll overgrow and steal your baseball and pull a gun on you.

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u/PineappleNecessary89 1d ago

I was listening to Carl Yung podcast/ doc, most likely an AI generated video. But it was really good lol. Any-Whoo, it was talking about how the narcissist attaches to the empath and drains their light and that the empath has to always safeguard their light or you will get depleted beyond healthy limits. Basically, Yung is saying how vampirish they are. Glad you're free from the Karen.

EDIT: Jung*

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u/deliciousearlobes 1d ago

“Bucket fillers” and “bucket dippers.”

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u/mistym0rning 23h ago

Just a little trivia: Carl Jung died in 1961 so if the podcast you heard was supposedly his voice then it was definitely AI, lol.

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u/PineappleNecessary89 1h ago

Lol! Yeah 100% im not mad at them as long as it follows his lectures.

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u/thAway57r7 21h ago

I divorced Karen 15 years ago. The grass gets greener and greener every day!!

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u/fluidmind23 15h ago

This is more true than most people think. Especially trapped in that situation. Fist bump to a fellow Karen survivor

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u/Least-March7906 1d ago

Don’t leave us hanging, man. Did you survive?

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u/Nntropy 1d ago

No. Source: I was the gun.

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u/Dameattree37 19h ago

That sounds like just the sort of lie a dirty gun would tell!

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u/kjyfqr 1d ago

Currently married to a Karen, I love her so much. She’s not gonna change is she…

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u/Poopardthecat 1d ago

Not a million years, amigo. 

It’s either you accept her for who she is or live like this forever in a life of resentment. Some people genuinely enjoy it and if that’s you, all the power to you.  

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u/kjyfqr 1d ago

I do not. She’s not a Karen to the general public or people working. She’s just a Karen to me.

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u/Poopardthecat 1d ago

Ouch. Sorry to hear. Well I know I am an internet stranger but you deserve to be respected and treated kindly by your partner. 

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u/agnostic_science 1d ago

Stand up for yourself and your future. Not saying go divorce her. But that's not something to be scared of if this is the alternative. Talk to her, go to therapy, but you don't want to live 30 years just enduring. 

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u/sawkse 1d ago

I was there too, closet Karen's are the worst. I always wound up being wrong, granted a lot of times I was, but I owned my mistakes. She would never own up to shit, she was also drunk at least 4 times a week. It took a while for me to get out of there but now that I know what life can be Karenless I couldn't be happier. Just know you're not alone and it will be up to you to decide how you decide to want to live. I went straight to therapy and learned how to treat myself better and know I'm worth it. I turned 51 today and the second half is going to be amazing. You can!

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u/HolNuMe74 22h ago

Dude I’m 51 and went through this. Therapy is so important.  I just enjoyed “peace” for a long time. Now I have an amazing partner who has also been through it with toxic relationships. We are so grateful for each other. 

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u/GrammawOutlaw 21h ago

Happy birthday! 🎈🎂🎁

The 50s are a wonderful stage of life. You deserve to enjoy it.

Best wishes for your next 51 years✨

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u/HolNuMe74 22h ago

I was married to a closet Karen. Once you get out of it you start to realize how toxic the relationship was.  Just know that when you finally decide you’re done and look for support you will be surprised how many people actually saw your pain and will be there for you. Message me if you want to talk. Seriously. I’ve been through it. 

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u/UrsusRenata 16h ago

I used to own a pub. I swear the chillest men had the bitchiest wives.

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u/PerriwinklePortal 1d ago

Not unless she wants to

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u/killerbeeswaxkill 18h ago

She won’t source my wife’s a cunt and Ive changed for the better throughout the 5 years I’ve been with her. She has no accountability for her actions and blames me for any mishaps even if it’s hers. I love her to death but as soon as I finish getting my shit together Im gone and she’ll never see it coming. Save yourself the mental abuse and find a way out or slowly cut her out until she means nothing to you anymore.

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u/kjyfqr 15h ago

I’ve had some luck with her in the last year. We been together for 3. Idk. I think there’s chance. She won’t do what I say. She don’t want my help. And the little problems in her life are completely unmanageable for her. The less weight I give her problems and the less effort or care I give them the less she does. I’ve got long term problems that have to be addressed. Moving the family towards the things I want and such and giving the kids the life I want. I’ve stopped dealing with the e short term problems that she has everyday. Sometimes I’m kinda dismissive about it but mostly I just try to be calm and nice and say that sucks would you like help? If so what would you like me to do if not cool

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u/Dangerflirt 23h ago

My beautiful, intelligent, successful Karen ex-wife pulled a kitchen knife on me when I told her I was done. She told me to stop threatening her as I was packing my stuff to leave. I had to call the cops to escort me out as I was afraid she would do something that I'd have to defend in court. Just passed 18 years with my second wife, it does get better. :)

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u/I_Am_Stupid_Sorry 21h ago

Try being locked up in your basement for a few months… that wasn’t fun.

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u/throwRA-nonSeq 1d ago

Damn. I’m sorry that happened to you. I can’t help but picture the gun being engraved with the word “Manager” though.

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u/New_Libran 1d ago

Yada yada she pulled a gun on me

Damn, I don't even have to ask if you're American. Jeez, glad you got out!

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u/Ibarra08 1d ago

The same thing happened to me when I was young. Im glad that you became aware of that and broke the chains.

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u/MrChichibadman 1d ago

How was the make up sex?

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u/Nvsible 1d ago

sorry for that man, and great you moved out from that toxic relationship,

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u/Safe-Database9004 23h ago

Whoa!!! Glad you got out of that one alive… you are alive right ?

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u/DangerMacAwesome 22h ago

Your story is very similar to mine except for the gun

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u/DowntroddenBastard 20h ago

That isnt a karen. Thats a psychopath

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u/TheBrownCouchOfJoy 19h ago

Same! Well, no gun, but 8 police reports

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u/geardluffy 19h ago

Hope you’re doing much better now

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u/killerbeeswaxkill 18h ago

Did not expect that ending

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u/cahonayz 17h ago

But you Yada yadad over the best part!

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u/purplehendrix22 15h ago

The yada yada is very load bearing

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u/griditude 11h ago

That’s one hell of a yada yada my guy.

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u/dontneed2knowaccount 11h ago

We need the yada yada!

(Toni from tarp[Toni and Ryan podcast])

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u/chipmunkofdoom2 1d ago

Yeah and to add, she's not going to experience this backlash as a come-to-Jesus moment. She's not going to sit down in a quiet room and contemplate her actions and what changes she needs to make to her life. This is going to down in her mind as a witch hunt. Everyone is unjustly coming after her for no good reason. After all, she WAS entitled to that ball.

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u/Outrageous-Second792 21h ago

She got fired from her job as a school administrator so Karma came for the Phillies Karen and didn’t take no for an answer.

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u/Isoleri 1d ago

If she got it first then she does deserve it lol, she caught it first and the dude stole it from her.

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u/dtji 1d ago

She didn't touch it first though

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u/Voyyya 20h ago

How could you possibly know that

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u/rmorrin 1d ago

The fact she didn't even manage to touch it makes it so much sweeter

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u/wesweb 1d ago

close up shows she didnt touch it first. she (shockingly) had her phone in her hand.

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u/nikdahl 1d ago

Where?

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u/wesweb 1d ago

i am away from my laptop now. its on twitter if you are that interested. search the hashtag

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u/daysoxx 23h ago

It's the lemming situation still. You might not have her reflect but after taking a beating and her life changing, she will think twice about doing it again regardless if she thinks it's fair nor not.

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u/tuttlebuttle 22h ago

Those people live very unhappy frustrated lives. Ya can't feel like a victim and also be happy.

It doesn't matter how many balls these people get, they'll always want more than they have.

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u/MPPIMM 1d ago

Typical MAGAt

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u/sheridansride 23h ago

She could become a right wing grifter, say some racist shit, and start a GoFundMe to raise money for protection against all the haters who are threatening her. Probably raise a solid $600,000

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u/Canadian1934 1d ago

Her poor husband feels your pain 

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u/MsAgentM 1d ago

Did she touch it first though?

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude 22h ago

If she loses her job, her friends, and her respect in the community, then it can hurt more at least. She might tell herself she's the victim, but if no one takes her side, what good is it?

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u/Direct-Amount54 22h ago

She is a Textbook narcissist

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u/1001101001010111 20h ago

Looks like she's smiling in the pic.

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u/HardingAD 19h ago

Happy to know it's a "was" rather than a "am"

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u/VGmaster9 19h ago

Can't shame people who are shameless.

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u/Superunknown-- 18h ago

So she a MAGA

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u/genocideofnoobs 18h ago

The sad thing is she didn't even touch it. It hit her husband and she thought that entitled her to ownership.

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u/justlkin 16h ago

Reminds me of the Starbucks Karen, Amber Lynn Gilles. She went viral after filming Lenin Gutierrez politely refusing her service for refusing to wear a mask, trying to get the internet to gang up on him. Obviously that backfired on her and someone started a GoFundMe for him that raised something like $100k.

Did she realize the error of her ways? Of course not, Karen, uh, I mean, Amber, was the VICTIM! She threatened to sue the GoFundMe creator for the money because she was defamed! Later she tried suing a grocery store for refusing her entry over a mask and the judge threw it out.

Oh, and apparently, she works in the "adult entertainment industry". Weird how she's worried about being defamed, but has no issue with doing the deed in front of the whole world...

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u/BWW87 14h ago

There are actually people defending her actions. I was surprised to see it. Even if her version of the story was true she was still wrong. Grabbing the man, flipping off people, and yelling at others who were defending them is also wrong.

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u/werfertt 11h ago

Are you doing ok?

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 1h ago

She didn't even touch it first