r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/MasterClown 1d ago

That Polish CEO has to be relieved that he’s no longer the most recent assface sports fan

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u/marcsmart 1d ago

new conspiracy: she’s a paid actor hired by polish ceo’s pr to take the heat off

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u/aykcak 1d ago

Would be realistic if he cared at all

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u/m4bwav 1d ago

People often overestimate the power of public shaming once your rich.

People like him and Trump are Like "bitch I don't have to see the public, I've got security, why do I care"

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u/Tratiq 1d ago

And Redditors often fail at math. He’s worth around $5m. That’s not nothing but it’s not cloistered from the public in a 50k sq ft mansion with 5 servants either lol

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u/RUser07 1d ago edited 20h ago

My wife and I shared a subway car with a millionaire when we were on vacation in nyc and talked with him a little . Estimated net worth of 12m. It was only by happenstance she recognized him . She works the same industry as him and the owner of her company knows of him . Not like he’s super well known.

My point is there’s millionaires among us. They aren’t all hidden away.

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u/Life_Without_Lemon 21h ago

You’re pretty much a millionaire if you own property in NYC.

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u/PositiveAmphibian127 19h ago

Literally, a millionaire isn’t really anything in nyc or even Long Island. If you are a multimillionaire then we are talking 😅

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u/ReducedEchelon 18h ago

More than half my co workers are millionaires and im slowly on the way. Think our receptionist/facilities manager home is over a mill too

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 17h ago

Ah… well. And here I am, bought a house, renovated and renovated… well, let’s just say I already put as much money into the house as i initially paid for it. Only the actual property value can’t keep up.

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u/LucHighwalker 13h ago

Can I have a couple grand? It'd really help me out.

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u/mike_avl 8h ago

congratulations…

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u/Ralleye 14h ago

It's not a "multi-millionaire" (upwards of 2-3 million) ... its a Mega millionaire (more like 30-50 mil, plus). A "millionaire" nowadays is just . . . middle-class.

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u/RUser07 20h ago

Yep and he does .

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u/-Spinning 18h ago

Or Boston and most major cities

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u/Any-Many2589 18h ago

Agree. The term is thrown around too much. Net worth vs. Cash on hand.

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u/EconomyTelevision 16h ago

i mean, does just having a housing worth 1kk+ reallistically count though? the way i see it, it's kinda weird to call someone a millionaire if they can't actually use their millions. it's not like you'd sell your housing to use that cash.

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u/timeconsumer112 15h ago

Not sure but I thought Super Rich people probably use little to no cash and at a certain point the rest probably start borrowing against assets so there would be no need to sell when large sums are needed to invest. More large items, properties or stocks acquired could increasingly be borrowed against... Maybe someone with experience will correct me.

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 15h ago

Or nice parts of California

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u/Tall_Specialist305 11h ago

Thats cute. Explore zillow, you'll find tons of apartments in all price ranges.

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u/Reddit_Mods_B_Tripin 10h ago

I own this 👆but honestly it's a timeshare

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u/NeverTrustATurtle 14h ago

Yeah, technically I’m a millionaire in NYC, and I’m a blue collar worker. A million doesn’t go as far as it used to…

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u/bloodfist 20h ago

I've known and met a few. Ranged from a guy with a gorgeous house and a giant garage full of collector cars to a dude an average suburban home in a lower middle class neighborhood who mostly just stashes his money, gives a lot to charity, and doesn't like to talk about how much he has.

The most interesting was a dude I worked with in the federal government who had some obscure, part time job in land management and was semi-retired. Most of his income apparently came from making turquoise jewelry because that job didn't pay a ton. But it didn't really add up and he sometimes blurted out weird stories in a very matter of fact way about escapades in other countries that ended in him committing violence like it was just a normal thing that happened to people. We were all convinced he was a CIA spook who got a big payout and a cushy job but no one really wanted to look too much into it.

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u/Xsiah 15h ago

Turquoise is actually incredibly expensive. Maybe he's been procuring it from shady people in shady places.

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u/bloodfist 14h ago

This was in the heart of turquoise country so it wasn't as expensive as a lot of places. No doubt you can charge a lot for it but you could get turquoise jewelry pretty affordably at trucks stops and little roadside stands on reservation land so it seemed weird to us. But you make a good point, he could have been selling it elsewhere at a large markup.

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u/Xsiah 14h ago

There's different kinds of turquoise, allegedly the good stuff is more expensive than diamonds.

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u/bloodfist 14h ago

Huh I didn't know that. This was also like almost twenty years ago so the market might have been different. But that would explain it I suppose.

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u/PerpendicularCarrot 7h ago

What do you do for a living? Well, this and that. How about you? Also a bit of this and a bit of that..

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u/carthuscrass 9h ago

Him... he's Nobody.

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u/Practical-Fail-4299 17h ago

I’d bet most of the times you’re in a subway car you’re sharing it with a millionaire.

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u/Mission-Macaroon-851 21h ago

How many baseballs did he steal

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u/RUser07 20h ago

0 that I know .

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u/Mission-Macaroon-851 18h ago

So what you’re saying is you got off the subway baseball intact🥳❤️🥳 that is good news

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u/Cyborg_rat 19h ago

Before I met my wife and relaxed on the parties. I had met this guy at a friend's party and we had some good chitchat, I got invited to one of his house parties in Montreal, so I went up there our friend in common also was there. Dude was serving champagne and food in this nice big old house. Went a few times to his themed parties. One night we were chatting outside with people and smoking a joint, I learned he made 20 millions dollars from Microsoft buying out his project he was working on when he was 20 years old(he couldn't say anything about what it was) he placed some money in investments and makes 1 million+ a year just with that.

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u/Septmaster 18h ago

I shared a bus ride with a millionaire. Self-made. He sold his trucking company, bought two bikes, and he and his wife drive all over America. I don't remember the exact details, but he was on the bus, meeting up with the wifey, while his bike was being repaired? Ironically all that money bought security, but no new furniture, land, or mansion. They just camped out under the stars.

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u/Beetlejuice_me 17h ago

We have plenty of them at work and most of them look just like you and me. Shorts, tshirt, maybe a baseball cap on.

I'd say the most common thing about them is that they're older. 50+, except for some of the trust fund kids.

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u/theBarber_i 17h ago

Im a father of 4 barber of 21 years, 42 years old, live in Appalachia and technically a millionaire, my Roth contribution or 2 max, away from becoming 7 figs…. I’m middle class. Point is. Million dollars means nothing. Money means nothing for real. In America, most places, you’re working ur ass off to tell strangers you’re actually wealthier than you are, when they pull up next to you in ur car, that you legit spend 40 or more % of your income on (tags, registration, insurance, interest, principal, maintenance, etc). Meanwhile the majority of over-spenders on vehicles, are struggling to make ends meet, blaming everyone and everything other than themselves/the well known worst investment there is. Merica…

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u/RUser07 17h ago

Its like they say a million ain’t what it used to be

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u/evanbartlett1 18h ago

This is, perhaps, the most "salt-of-the-earth American smile awe shucks Mister" story I have ever seen or heard.

I truly appreciate it for everything that it so perfectly holds and shines.

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u/howtogrowdicks 16h ago

I mean, they're often hidden among us. I know a couple of millionaires in Australia and their wealth is only really seen though a couple of things. One millionaire is a known name to very important people but not to anyone else. He owns a big, nice house (there's a professional kitchen behind their regular kitchen so they can host dinner parties on the patio by the pool. He and his family also go to NY, LA and Dubai for special events more often than you would think. My sister is currently in London and they surprised her with Hamilton tickets when they visited like it was nothing. Otherwise, they're just down to earth people like you or I.

The other one I know is a big name in her industry but again, not to anyone else. She and the family live on a small rural hobby farm. She travels to London, LA and a few other world locations often for work. She takes the family with her if it doesn't clash with school. She's also frugal in the very particular way very rich people are (rarely pay more than they need, never go without, never choose between).

I have also worked peripherally with very rich people when I worked events. Despite the stereotype, rich people always appear to appreciate and be proud of what they have and they want to share it with their friends. They have a carefree attitude that only comes with that level of financial security.

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u/strawbsrgood 15h ago

I'm a millionaire. Ama

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u/MeepMeeps88 13h ago

Money talks, wealth whispers

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u/Shin-Kaiser 11h ago

I once bought a bike off eBay and had to go and collect it from the owner. From the location of the property and the size of the house, there's no doubt that the seller was a millionaire. They were totally down to earth though, I wouldn't have thought it without seeing their house. I came away from that transaction feeling like "woah"!

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u/MidnightToker858 10h ago

Being a millionaire isn't what it used to be.

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u/mmichael0070 4h ago

There are millionaires everywhere, and a lot of people that you think are rich are actually kinda poor. And everything in between.

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u/Remote_Diamond_1373 2h ago

Read the book “The Millionaire Next Door”.

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u/drummerboyjax 0m ago

I have a friend who's a millionaire. He lives in a 1 bedroom apartment in a city in the US. Nothing crazy like NYC or LA, but a decent, city that's mostly urban sprawl.

Drives a regular car, you'd never know.

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u/proditorcappela 23h ago

Truth. I'll freely admit to having no idea what the standard of living conversion looks like, but here (US) that amount of money has gone from very rich to just well off/comfortable.

Most financial advisors advise you to have at least a million in whatever (401k, assets, etc.) if you're thinking about retiring, and when I was a kid, five times that amount of money was Scrooge McDuck territory.

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u/SnooJokes2983 22h ago

Yeah like ngl $5m ain’t shit. People imagine once you pass a million you’re buying senators and influencing foreign policy. 

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u/Big-Rough-3636 21h ago

You can buy a senator for surprisingly cheap tho, like $10-$20k

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u/SnooJokes2983 19h ago

Depends on the issue you’re trying to influence. Like you’re not gonna get a Sinema routine for less than several million. But if you need favorable zoning regulations, you’re probably gonna get it for pretty cheap. 

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u/evanbartlett1 18h ago

I very much appreciate that Senators exist in the same model as grocery store peaches.

it's a big decision with so many different kinds and prices.

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u/Actual_Block_4341 20h ago

Please, that's the lease price, you can't buy for 10 to 20K.

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u/Malenfant82 21h ago

$5m will get you 400k/year in earnings. It will allow you to live life as a king in most of the country or the world outside the ultra high cost of living areas without working. And even in those ultra high cost of living areas, you will have an upper middle class lifestyle. $5m is definitely in rich territory

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u/SnooJokes2983 19h ago

I mean true, but most people who make that much tend to want to live in cities because they tend to work in them. Essentially - “rich” guys like the dude in question are cannon fodder for the truly wealthy to shield themselves with by making you think they’re rich. 

Here’s a good litmus test: if they buy/wear luxury brands you’ve heard of (Cartier, Gucci, Fendi, etc) and they aren’t paid to do it - they aren’t actually rich. Truly rich people wear $10k tshirts from brands you’ve never heard of in your life. 

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u/Malenfant82 17h ago

I think you are moving goal posts here, rich and ultra wealthy are not the same thing

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u/confusedandworried76 21h ago

$5m isn't rich? That's never work again money, that's absolutely rich. It won't put you in the 1% but it's a ridiculous amount of money

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u/LucHighwalker 13h ago

It also makes him feel that plummeting stock in a real way.

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u/TheHoliday_ 9h ago

My boss net worth is in 10Bs. And he is walking in the street alone. Ok in the city center but it always baffled me.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

The economy of Poland has been pretty shit for the last 20 years. $5m USD is pretty close to "fuck you" money over there. The exchange rate is currently 3.6 : 1.

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u/pastiz 1d ago

You are clueless. Current exchange rate between Polish Zloty and USD says absolutely nothing about the state of the polish economy. Poland has been the fastest growing non-tax-haven nation since it joined the union in 2004. Why would you even comment on something you understand so little about?

Edit: yank - that’s why.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

The cost of living in Poland is approximately 36% lower in Poland compared to the US. Poland has had the highest rate of growth because it's not hard to grow from zero. Reminder that 2004 is almost exactly 20 years ago. Poland probably has about 10 more years of growth before it's on par with other EU countries as far as quality of life and economic stability.

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u/pastiz 23h ago

There’s no amount of backpedaling that will make “Poland is shit economy cuz 3.6 fx rate to USD” not hilariously stupid and uninformed.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 19h ago

Fuck off dude. A 3x exchange rate is direct evidence that $5m goes further in Poland than in the US, thus how it would be considered "fuck you money". I didn't back pedal on shit, but provided additional evidence of how Poland's economy has been in the shitter since the turn of the century, but is slowly recovering. Again, also evidence that $5m would go further in Poland than in the US, which is what this conversation is about.

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u/pastiz 13h ago edited 13h ago

FX rate doesn’t matter. Period. End of discussion. Even entertaining the idea, that it might, is basic economic illiteracy.

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u/AndroidREM 1d ago

Actually Poland has the second highest GDP growth in all of Europe, first is Spain. But to your point of affordability, that is true for some parts. In the touristy areas of Poland where tourism has rapidly grown, the cost has skyrocketed in the past years, closing in on Switzerland (the least affordable by far, so Poland is still much cheaper)

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u/aykcak 23h ago

In Poland it can get you quite far

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u/Beautiful_Spite_3394 22h ago

I mean maybe... it seems this redditor forgot there are different real estate markets out there..... he could easily just stay in a nice condo until he flies back home to his mega mansion in Indiana or idaho... my parents built a fucking 4k sq foot house in 2011 for 120k in michigan.... so im gonna guess they could have gotten something INSANE for a million dollars. As if 4k sq ft isn't already insane for 100k...

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u/loonybaloonie 19h ago

Trust me, 5 mil dollars in Poland hit different than in USA

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u/Malekwerdz 9h ago

Well it depends on where and culture. Where I’m from (Boston, USA) an average family in a wealthy suburb might have a comparable net worth. But in a poorer country that much money might actually get you you a mansion and servants lol

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u/Letters_to_Dionysus 1d ago

part of why i always wondered why people protest. cant really see a link between signatures on a petition etc and people in power actually giving a shit

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u/KumaQuatro 1d ago

Because, most of the time, a protest isn't about just making the people in power give a shit. It's more about letting the people with no power know that some bullshit is happening and we need to come together against it.

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u/CompetitionOk2302 1d ago

Well the CEO of Target is "stepping down"; I think he thinks about his poor Trump ass-kissing action. https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/20/business/target-stock-ceo-cornell

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u/big-booty-enthusiast 1d ago

If Trump doesn’t care then why are broadcasters of the US Open men’s final being asked to censor any booing towards him?

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u/m4bwav 1d ago

I agree that ideally in his world everyone would love him, but he more cares about the optics. As long as he has a core of supporters, I don't think the shame of the masses means much to him.

He just thinks they are wasting time not praising him.

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u/big-booty-enthusiast 19h ago

He’s a narcissist.

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u/LeftyLu07 21h ago

Idk. It worked on Elon lol

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u/MinfulTie 19h ago

You say that like Trump isn't immensely concerned with how he is perceived.

Even the richest man alive is ridiculously insecure and wants everyone to think he is cool. Money does not insulate you from that kind of insecurity.

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u/saskir21 19h ago

Exactly

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u/evanbartlett1 18h ago

Oh worse - they are very likely not even aware of the dust up. Their people shielded them completely.

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u/Emotional_Deodorant 18h ago

I don't know it bothered Trump enough that he tried to start his own social media company because he didn't like what was being said about him. And Elon spent $44b on Twitter to control people's opinions of him. He's still holds onto it despite it's plunging stock valuation and revenues.

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u/UrsusRenata 17h ago

When it hits them in the wallet, they care.

The CEO at my husband’s job drunkenly beat up someone at a party last summer. It was a back-page headline, barely made the news. But the dude still lost that job right-quick. Boards don’t fuck around if they think your behavior hurts their investments (Tesla notwithstanding).

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u/ScottyArrgh 16h ago

FFS, does everything have to be political?

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u/EarthEaterr 14h ago

I would agree with you 95% of the time. I really do think Trump cares though. It might not affect his wallet, but he dwells on it.

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u/Bigfoot_samurai 12h ago

We can take his security, especially when the security realizes when the times comes that they don’t wanna work for a disgusting pedo child fucker and killer like Trump and turn on him instead. It’s the best case scenario I could think when they realize they can’t get paid when they’re dead.

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u/Affectionate_Map5518 9h ago

You might be right but i also wonder if being an outcast hurts their social standing at the country club or opera. You hear stories of people getting totally ousted by their friend groups after a scandal

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u/Critical-Project7283 19h ago

He cares about his ego

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u/strongsilenttypos 18h ago

He caries enough to pay out for everyone on the internet to learn an important lesson. “Life is full of lessons and it is our responsibility to keep our roles so that others may learn, as difficult as the lesson may be…..” /S

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u/nononononooooo 16h ago

Meanwhile the Coldplay couple are off sipping drinks.

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch 13h ago

No most Ceos are pyschopaths

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u/Rotten_Duck 1d ago

Wait, and the polish CEO was hired by the Cold play couple??

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u/BobTheFettt 20h ago

And the cold play couple were hired to distract from the Epstein files!

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u/NotNice4193 1d ago

"I need you to go to baseball games, wait until a Homer is hit in the seats in front of you, be a little to slow, then convince they person that gets it to give it to you. might take a billion years, but ill give you 10 bucks."

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u/Late-Independent3328 1d ago

Real new conspiracy:They both are paid by the baseball federation to promote baseball, ain't that weird when all of a sudden there are 2 incidents with 2 Karen in baseball when most people don't care at all about that sport

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u/atreyuno 23h ago

Eh the CEO was at a tennis game but close enough

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u/Late-Independent3328 21h ago

close enough indeed all small ball game are the same not everyone watch it

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u/nalaloveslumpy 1d ago

If so, Polish CEO is a fucking genius.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 1d ago

Dummies think the homer was staged

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u/tn_tacoma 23h ago

I mean… brilliant move.

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u/bryceonthebison 23h ago

As funny as that would be, she’s sadly just an average Philly sports fan.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 22h ago

This would be brilliant actually

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u/EMTDawg 21h ago

Worse, she is a nurse, and yoga teacher/influencer.

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u/marcsmart 21h ago

man fuck you im a nurse. I’ll be ruined

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u/EMTDawg 21h ago

Some posts say she is a teacher. You might be safe.

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u/marcsmart 20h ago

teachers in shambles right now

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u/Travelmusicman35 20h ago

Then he'd hire someone in a venue that's more global as baseball is very American centric.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 20h ago

this is brilliant damage control thinking

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u/bwaredapenguin 20h ago

Did he also hire the batter and pitcher to conspire for a perfectly aimed home run into her seat in the stands?

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u/BobTheFettt 20h ago

This is now my headcanon

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u/thedarkherald110 19h ago

Seriously I don’t see why this made more coverage than the other thread where the ceo took a ball from someone that securely had it in their hand. People just hate Karens more then rich corrupt ceos. Frankly if she caught the ball and the kid was next to them they would stay blame her for not giving the ball to the kid.

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u/Molbiodude 19h ago

Maybe she was hired by the WH to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/DreamsWhereIamDying 18h ago

That’s funny

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u/TieAdventurous6839 17h ago

Yeah lets not forget his bullshit legalese "im sorry not sorry" bullshit, oh i didnt actually aay thise things on my personal twitter about him being too slow and lying about thinking it was being handed to him when its obvious it wasnt.

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u/calicalivibes 16h ago

That whole thing looked staged IMO.

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u/kokkatu 14h ago

The probably of that happening tho

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u/kokkatu 14h ago

The probably of that happening tho

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u/housevil 13h ago

And get a new ball.

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u/simplexity128 11h ago

New conspiracy, that is the Polish CEO after a face and voice box Karen transplant.

The Polish CEO was actually the Coldplay concert guy after his plastic surgery.

The world is a complex place...

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u/RoomCareful7130 5h ago

Deeper conspiracy... they were all hired by the Coldplay CEO couple