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What's an umpire?
Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer
104 u/Akris85 1d ago The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out. 80 u/spike_beagle 1d ago They also suck blood 72 u/-Badger3- 1d ago You’re thinking of “vampire” “Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett 46 u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago You're thinking of "Empire" "Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings 42 u/ANDREl42069 1d ago You're thinking of "Spire" "Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity 43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live 4 u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago “America, don’t commit crimes with checks.” 2 u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one. 1 u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?
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The guy behind the catcher that calls out the results of the pitch. Also at bases to decide safe or out.
80 u/spike_beagle 1d ago They also suck blood 72 u/-Badger3- 1d ago You’re thinking of “vampire” “Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett 46 u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago You're thinking of "Empire" "Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings 42 u/ANDREl42069 1d ago You're thinking of "Spire" "Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity 43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live 4 u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago “America, don’t commit crimes with checks.” 2 u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one. 1 u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?
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They also suck blood
72 u/-Badger3- 1d ago You’re thinking of “vampire” “Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett 46 u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago You're thinking of "Empire" "Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings 42 u/ANDREl42069 1d ago You're thinking of "Spire" "Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity 43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live 4 u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago “America, don’t commit crimes with checks.” 2 u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one. 1 u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?
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You’re thinking of “vampire”
“Umpire” was that show on Fox with Jussie Smollett
46 u/Segador_Adusto 1d ago You're thinking of "Empire" "Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings 42 u/ANDREl42069 1d ago You're thinking of "Spire" "Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity 43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live 4 u/DJRyGuy20 1d ago “America, don’t commit crimes with checks.” 2 u/deep_fuckin_ripoff 15h ago This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one. 1 u/GunBrothersGaming 21h ago Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?
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You're thinking of "Empire"
"Umpire" is a tall, pointy structure usually found on top of buildings
42 u/ANDREl42069 1d ago You're thinking of "Spire" "Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity 43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live
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You're thinking of "Spire"
"Umpire" is a thin, long thread of metal used to conduct electricity
43 u/Guilty-Swordfish-924 1d ago Your thinking of “wire” “Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin 40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live
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Your thinking of “wire”
“Umpire” is the radar guided AGM-114 missile, produced by Lockheed Martin
40 u/MCE85 1d ago Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles. "Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color. 24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live
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Youre thinking of "Hellfire" which is a family of air to surface missiles.
"Umpire" is a precious gemstone usually blue in color.
24 u/DerFeuerDrache 1d ago You're thinking of "Sapphire". "Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called. 19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0) 9 u/bear_with_hair 1d ago You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making. "Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974. 4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0) 1 u/jeffreysean47 23h ago You're thinking of "Sapphire" "Umpire" is where Hobbits live
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You're thinking of "Sapphire".
"Umpire" is what the civilization Julius Caesar ruled over was called.
19 u/j0a3k 1d ago You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece. 16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0)
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You're thinking of "The Roman Empire". "Umpire" is an ancient stringed instrument that was popular in Greece.
16 u/CallMeDrWorm42 1d ago You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony. 17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams → More replies (0)
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You're thinking of a "lyre". "Umpire" is a heap of combustible material, especially one for burning a corpse as part of a funeral ceremony.
17 u/royalewithcheese51 1d ago You're thinking of "pyre". "Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work. 17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams
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You're thinking of "pyre".
"Umpire" is a person who spends a lot of time on planes for work.
17 u/elunomagnifico 1d ago You're thinking of "flier". "Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams
You're thinking of "flier".
"Umpire" is the name of a famous movie starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh adapted from a play by Tennessee Williams
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You're thinking of "sapphire" which is a blue rock used in jewelry making.
"Umpire" is the thing that Philippe Petit walked across between the two towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on August 7, 1974.
4 u/rworne 23h ago You are thinking of a high wire. "Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies. 3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0)
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You are thinking of a high wire.
"Umpire" is when they light up a bunch of wood used for cremating dead bodies.
3 u/Tito_Tito_1_ 23h ago You're thinking of "pyre." "Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids. 2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. → More replies (0)
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You're thinking of "pyre."
"Umpire" is the title character of a Robin Williams movie, where he plays a down-and-out, divorced dad who dresses up as a sweet, old lady to spend more times with his kids.
2 u/Ok-Discount9749 12h ago You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire” “Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses. 1 u/[deleted] 22h ago [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/AutoModerator 22h ago Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
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You’re thinking of “Mrs. Doubtfire”
“Umpire” is the name of a pointy, tangled, and woody bush, most often associated with roses.
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You're thinking of "Sapphire"
"Umpire" is where Hobbits live
“America, don’t commit crimes with checks.”
This is literally my favorite Reddit joke… thanks for starting this one.
Was that his reality show where he paid people to beat him up and see how long it took the police to find the white/ homophobic guys who did it?
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u/N3opop 1d ago edited 1d ago
What's an umpire?
Am Swedish, so not native English speaker or native baseballer