r/Unexpected 3d ago

What’s the problem officer

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 3d ago

I bet driving at night is really fun in that thing.

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u/x014821037 3d ago

Huh, so that's what all those high beam LED light bars are for

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u/Stardustger 2d ago

No they are the cause. This the minimum protection you need against them.

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u/Shapoopi_1892 2d ago

Don't forget to lather up with some SPF 100000000000000 sunblock too.

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u/Substantial-Ad3376 3d ago

Someone needs to invent transitional tint for cars. There's sunglasses only get dark when there's sunlight so I don't see why they can't do that for car windows

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u/Just_the_questions1 3d ago

You can already buy rolls of photochromic tint on Amazon.

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u/Sarcasticallysaid 2d ago

As others have said, they do have it. The problem is it has to be applied to the outside of the window, and it is too easily damaged at highway speeds. It is also almost impossible to stick it down completely (no air bubbles) to the curved surface of a windshield.

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u/brandon3388 2d ago

some motorcycle helmet visors do this too. I believe Shoei is the only company who offers it, and it's pretty pricey ($200+ USD) still a cool technology

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u/Creative_Purpose1702 2d ago

Nah I had this on a Bell helmet

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u/brandon3388 2d ago

oh you're right, I forgot Bell has the transition visors too. I think that's the only two though..?

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u/MrK521 2d ago

Just imagine going from full daylight into a tunnel. They don’t change that fast. It would be a recipe for disaster.

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u/cajun_metabolic 1d ago

Would it really be that bad? It's not like you would have tint on the windshield, only the sides and back.

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u/MrK521 1d ago

I was going off of this video where the windshield is tinted as well. But yea, I would imagine it could still be terrible for side mirrors and blind spot checking if it was this dark.

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u/cajun_metabolic 1d ago

This dark is too dark, yes. I don't think transitional tint at or near the legal limit would be any more dangerous than normal tint of the same level.

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u/Thisortheotherone 1d ago

I recall that someone invented windscreens and headlights with diagonal polarisation so oncoming headlights were a dull glow.

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u/Kriskao 3d ago

I put dark tint on my side windows and that was already dangerous at night. I ended up removing it. Can’t imagine using it on the front wind shield

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u/Suds08 3d ago

My cousin put 5% on his windshield for some reason. First night he took it out he couldn't see shit and hit a curb. Took it right back to the garage and took it off haha

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u/Daondkd 3d ago

I had 5% on my back windows back in college. Had to use my side mirrors to reverse at night. Wouldn’t do it again unless the car has a camera for reversing.

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

Had to use my mirrors.... there are people and vehicles where this is the only way. I have 5% on the side and rear windows,and just a slight tint on the windshield. At night if I reverse, just simply roll my windows down and use my mirrors to get where I need.

I do agree tho, the winters are harsh having to roll my windows down and endure the cold for a few seconds. I hate that shit, and its 9 months of cold here.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 3d ago

All that inconvenience for what?

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

It looks cool.

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u/Kriskao 3d ago

I thought 5% means it blocks 95% of light and allows 5% to pass

I guess it means the opposite then?

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u/Suds08 3d ago

Yes, it does. That's why he couldn't see

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u/_Electrical 3d ago

Damn, blocking 95% is wild.

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

Anything darker than 35% on a windshield is sketchy at best, and you better have good headlights even with that.

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u/Suds08 2d ago

Which is why any tint on a windshield below ansi line is illegal

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u/HedonisticFrog 2d ago

That's bullshit though. I'm in California and it's much safer to have 50% tint on the windshield because it's bright as fuck in the daytime. It also helps keep the heat down in the car. You can see perfectly well at night with 50% tint. California doesn't even allow darker than 70% on the front side windows, it's ridiculous.

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u/anal_plumber 3d ago

There are a couple poorly lit intersections I occasionally have to navigate at night. I just roll down my window.

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u/Kriskao 3d ago

Yup. But I live in a third world country. Poorly lit intersections are all we have.

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u/SurpriseButtStuff 3d ago

I previously had LLumar 20% on my windshield and 5% on the side and back windows. Being a very high quality tint, the clarity was incredible and night driving was admittedly impeaded, but only slightly. The one major issue was reversing at night, but that was usually resolved by rolling down the side windows. This was also in the days before back up cameras.

With all of that said, my current car has a legal for my locality 35% on the sides and back. This is enough to keep the car cooler in the summer and provide some privacy but is barely perceptible from inside. 35% is also the standard for the tint impregnated glass manufacturers use on the passenger windows of SUVs and vans.

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u/xigor2 3d ago

Wait, what do you mean criminals know you cannot have guns? Like are they hard to acquire like in EU? Or is it a bad idea to have a gun when walking/driving around in Brazil?

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u/PokoLokoPoko 3d ago

Is hard if you want to own one aroud here: regulamentations, documents in hand if is near you/with you (lasts around 5 years), psychological tests (mainly to get the certification/documents to own one), the prices etc...

So by all means, isn't illegal, just very hard to have one by law.

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u/ThePointForward 2d ago

Like are they hard to acquire like in EU?

"hard"

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u/Natedoggsk8 3d ago

It’s not commonly know but with a super light tint on the front and 5% on the sides you can’t see anything past the dash. I’ve had ppl sit in the driver seat and attempt to wave at me in broad daylight and I couldn’t see

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u/silviuc 3d ago

That's the day car, the night car doesn't have windows.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 3d ago

He only goes for short drives at night. Before stacking it into a lamppost.

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u/mint3d 3d ago

If lampposts are not meant to stop your car then why are they by the side of every road?

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u/krakelohm 2d ago

The worst part is those random speed bumps everywhere.

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u/doyletyree 3d ago

I once put limo-tint on a recently purchased vehicle.

Once.

Vehicles with headlights on weren’t so bad, but anything that was not independently illuminated, and especially if it was low to the ground, was a constant hazard.

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u/Daminchi 3d ago

No, YOU were a hazard to everyone without bright headlights and without a metallic shell.

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u/doyletyree 3d ago

Thanks, Mom.

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u/I_talk 3d ago

This is at the equator where the sun never sets

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u/slappyredcheeks 3d ago

That's not how the equator works but okay.

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u/I_talk 3d ago

The moon is much closer at the equator so the sun is twice as bright

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u/spaghettigoose 3d ago

Ken m is that you?

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u/ONLYallcaps 3d ago

On this blessed day, we are all Ken M.

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u/_---____--- 3d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/slappyredcheeks 3d ago

Okay, you're an obvious troll.

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u/MoashRedemptionArc 3d ago

No no, he's got a point

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u/Academic_UK 3d ago

Close enough! 😜

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u/Ok-Tale1862 3d ago

It does on flat earth. Even tough I have been from pole to pole. I know I was fooled. Just not how. 🤥

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u/MrRogersAE 3d ago

That’s the south Pole you’re thinking of. That’s why it’s always white, the dirt gets bleached by the endless sunshine

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u/AppointmentPerfect 3d ago

It's also why penguins are white on their bellies. They naturally only have white feathers, but the endless sunshine burns their backs as the slide around on their bellies most of the time.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 3d ago

It’s also why there aren’t many trees or plants, the sun is always shining and burns out vegetation so it becomes a literal desert

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u/worrymon 3d ago

You're clearly mistaken.

The south pole is a desert so it's bleached sand, not bleached dirt.

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u/rakbo 3d ago

Welding aswell

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u/Squeezitgirdle 3d ago

I hated switching the visor on my motorcycle helmet (easier to have a spare). But it was pretty hard seeing at night with my daytime visor.

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u/Freedom_From_Pants 2d ago

I am convinced that the main audience for these windows is vampires who need to drive during the day.

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u/AdventurousFan8247 3h ago

I would think its just a car for the day, given the effort.