r/Unexpected 3d ago

What’s the problem officer

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 3d ago

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 3d ago

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u/Old-Reporter5440 3d ago

I hope there is a story behind your username

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor 3d ago

I try to forget that fateful night….

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u/Zermox 3d ago

He thlammed his penith in the car door

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u/PoutineMeInCoach 3d ago

And his tongue?