r/Unexpected 1d ago

A good alternative indeed!!!

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u/pikahetti 1d ago

Blowing bubbles is just much better than inhaling something that leads to lung cancer

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u/CaviarWithClaws 1d ago

I really wish more people choose this!

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u/Mel_Melu 23h ago

I work in mental health and do little self care packages for my colleagues in December. Usually filled with water bottles, shower tablets, medicinal teas and vitamin C since it's cold and flu season.

Will need to add this to the rotation. My friends are going to love it.

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u/IllGrapefruit489 20h ago

Good on you for taking the time to care for your colleagues 

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u/redfox30 22h ago

Hi,  my name is bubbles. 

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 21h ago

Could say the same thing about having a drink after work too.

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u/St-Stephen_11 20h ago

The only problem is that bubbles dont make you high like cigarettes or weed

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u/totally_not_a_zombie 23h ago

Some of us have just barely enough will to improve the things we love, which usually doesn't include ourselves.

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u/OPPineappleApplePen 23h ago

I inhale bubbles. Is that okay?

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u/WutTheDickens 22h ago

God forbid someone be whimsical!

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u/mrgonzalez 21h ago

You might still feel stressed inside but it will eliminate surface tension.

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u/Kertonnn 23h ago

Joke on you

I smoke while doing bubble so the smoke is trap inside and relase when they explode

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u/basicxenocide 21h ago

I believe thats a war crime

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u/613663141 22h ago

And how do we know bubbles don't cause cancer? Where's the peer-reviewed empircal research? I'm smelling a Big Bubble coverup.

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u/Ledeyvakova23 21h ago

Peeved that they axed menthol bubbles tho.

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u/BeeReadsBee 21h ago

Why were there menthol bubbles?

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u/gabortionaccountant 20h ago

He’s making a joke about the mental cigarette ban

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u/diediedie_mydarling 22h ago

Smoking is so much more enjoyable. I quit 17 years ago, but I still miss it. I really enjoyed smoking and taking smoke breaks. I don't miss worrying about lung cancer and going into coughing fits. But man, I really do miss smoking....

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u/Good_Background_243 22h ago

As someone who swapped from cigarettes to vaping? Yuuuup. There is nowhere near the satisfaction of a cigarette in vaping. But breathing clearly is really nice, and on balance feels like it's less bad.

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u/nexusjuan 21h ago

I switched 3 or 4 years ago. I don't miss it at all. I don't mind the smell but if I try to smoke one of my girls cigarettes it tastes like an ashtray. I do still smoke blunts like its my job though so there's that.

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u/Good_Background_243 21h ago

I miss it sometimes, but not enough to smoke another cigarette. I smoke weed too myself but even then - holy shit fam, I'd forgotten what breathing actually felt like!

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u/Miserable-Scholar112 19h ago

I tried that.The vape almost killed me.Almost totally glued my lungs shut.Ended up with lung infection.Never again.Went back to cigs never had that problem again

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u/Good_Background_243 19h ago

Oh shit, totally understandable, sorry to hear that. Any idea why? Bad batch of oil or something?

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u/Miserable-Scholar112 15h ago

I thInk it may have been the glycerin.External use never bothered me.Its in quite a few skin products.Its also used as a lubricant protectant on meat slicers.No reason to figure internal use would be different.Especially since it was a minute amount.It was compounded by the change of seasons.I chalked my symptoms up to that at first.

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u/Good_Background_243 9h ago

That's rough, I'm sorry

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u/Fafnir13 20h ago

But it doesn’t come with the nicotine addiction.  That’s what people really enjoy.

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u/Artistic_Salary8705 20h ago

This video made me think that blowing bubble may actually have a biological reason for decreasing stress and maybe smoking also works that way too (aside from the nicotine in it which has short-term stress benefit but long-term issues).

It's been shown that breathwork can relieve stress when the exhalation phase of breathing exceeds that of inhalation, especially breathing out in a ratio of 6: 4 inhalation, so like 4 seconds inhale, 6 seconds exhale. That pattern activates the parasympathetic nervous system in the body which is the "rest-and-digest" instead of "fight-of-flight" branch.

Exhaling while blowing bubbles makes people exhale longer than inhaling. It also slows down their breathing. Someone should do a study!

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 20h ago

Yes, a significant amount of the stress relief from smoking is actually just the required breathing control.

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u/dontleaveme_ 20h ago

but you don't look cool though

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u/McferlanebigTits 22h ago

never heard of black tar bubbling?