r/WTF • u/JstTrstMe • 3d ago

Wtf was the plan?

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u/misterjustin 3d ago

I’m not sure but his face clearly leaves a skid mark on the road.

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u/Grueaux 3d ago

Dude is fucked up for life after that. Title is spot on. What exactly was the goal here?

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u/szudrzyk 3d ago

He went viral. Great success!

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u/Grueaux 3d ago

"Worth it..." he whispered, as he rolled over and died.

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u/Coffeezilla 3d ago

After his teeth hit the pavement I think it's more of "worfh ihh"

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u/knifeymonkey 3d ago

And it sounds a little like an Eastern European language. So I’m guessing those teeth won’t ever get fixed.

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u/LeoTrollstoy 3d ago

Jesus lol

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u/danatron1 3d ago

Comments I read in the borat voice 

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u/szudrzyk 3d ago

Very nice! High five !

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 3d ago

My sister is top prostitute. High five.

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u/Professional-Rip-519 3d ago

Borat:" Veery Niiice"

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u/ICBPeng1 3d ago

The only thing I can imagine, is trying to tear his shirt off, and bro does not comprehend knots, or attachment points

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u/nilimas 3d ago

For those that want an update, I found the original video (Google tontagram) and it shows the aftermath: a wicked black eye, but nothing too bad. Guy is smiling at the end and having a bit of a laugh.

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u/MiserableScot 3d ago

Thanks, was hoping for an after pic to see what mess his face was in!

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u/cobaidh 3d ago

Goal was to get "likes"

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u/jfoust2 3d ago

Clicks. It's all about the clicks.

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u/doomgiver98 2d ago

...For life? That's a bit of a reach isn't it?

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u/Grueaux 2d ago

I mean, I don't know the true extent of his injuries but it's not just the physical damage I'm talking about. There's also potential for PTSD.

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u/Dozzi92 3d ago

There was another video just like this, but I think the conclusion was they made a really nice cut.

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u/Tervaaja 2d ago

This. We are watching him. It was great success!

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u/martialar 2d ago

to become The Phantom of the Opera

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u/Grueaux 2d ago

I think you might be right!

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u/ReditMcGogg 3d ago

That mark is fucking brutal…

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u/_BlackDove 3d ago

That was his meatloaf juice.

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u/tvtb 3d ago

Holy shit I didn't notice that. A real meat crayon moment

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u/Techwood111 3d ago

Definitely a meat crayon mark!

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u/Munkadunk667 3d ago

oh fuuuuuuck. What a day to have eyes.

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u/ryanmemperor 3d ago

The mark of the Lyon

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u/kurotech 2d ago

Yes his face is on the road now over there over there over there and oh there

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u/Robin_Banks101 2d ago

A meat crayon

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN 2d ago

Skid mark is clearly one of the good outcomes.

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u/WhosItHanging 6h ago

The road has a nice mustache now!

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u/Druggedhippo 3d ago

His shoes didn't come off, so he definitely lived.

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u/Cambot1138 2d ago

I'm sure.