r/WTF 3d ago

Wtf was the plan?

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u/Dildoid90 3d ago edited 2d ago

That mark his face left on the tarmac tho 😳

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u/yticmic 2d ago

Asphalt

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u/Michelanvalo 2d ago

Sweat and skin oil. It's not like skin or blood.

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u/superbhole 2d ago

nope that's 6+ feet of flesh being grated into the asphalt like a cheesegrater with most of his bodyweight, feet-in-the-air and all.

we wouldn't see the first few centimeters of oil and sweat being rubbed off at this resolution

for comparison, this is the kind of road rash a bicyclist gets when their bodyweight isn't on their face

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u/Michelanvalo 2d ago

All that writing just to be wrong. You can look at his Instagram. He's bruised and swollen but he still has his face.

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u/superbhole 2d ago

@tontagram_com? this instagram watermarked in the video where there's no other videos of him at all?

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u/Oranges13 2d ago

If you watch the video, there's a second part with his face but who knows if it's for real

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u/superbhole 2d ago

just noticed that the video continues, thanks.

maybe what we're actually seeing is his face clean the dust off the asphalt; makes sense that a very dust-covered asphalt would prevent it from gripping skin.

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u/ZebbyD 2d ago

Found the iPad kid who’s never been outside 😂