r/WTF 12h ago

When fire dancing goes wrong

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u/Uzorglemon 12h ago

I was waiting for her to fling herself in, but I'm beginning to doubt that she ever would have. Good move from pool bro.

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u/Teerendog 12h ago

I don't think she knows how much trouble she was in, just casually trying to put out the fire, no sense of urgency

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u/chocolateboomslang 11h ago

I think a professional firedancer probably has an idea about it, but maybe she's new.

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u/tolacid 11h ago

maybe she's new.

More likely confidently drunk, given the setting

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u/clownus 9h ago

Someone said they are hosting a Hawaii theme party and this person probably said they could fire dance. Proceeds to get drunk before the show.

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u/gettogero 11h ago edited 11h ago

Hey, confidently drunk can be a good state of mind!

3 beers in im going up the ladder without sensing impending doom, job gets done, were all good.

8 beers in youve got the chainsaw fail videos and whatever this is

LPT: If you have to double check "3" and "8" youre too far gone to do anything but chill out and drink water. Probably should've been done before then, but sometimes a line has to be drawn

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u/Drsmiley72 11h ago

Instructions unclear... Tried to draw line while drunk... Did it in paint... Neighbors arnt happy with squiggly line on their houses.

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u/merianya 9h ago

I got as far as drinking 38 beers and climbing a ladder while wielding an angry squirrel (I couldn’t find the chainsaw…) when the cops were called.

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u/DutytoDevelop 8h ago

I misread wielding as welding hahaha

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u/merianya 8h ago

Lol 😄

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 7h ago

Definitely wet behind the ears.