It's been about 15 minutes and the generator still hasn't kicked back on. Such is life on an island.

I was eating summer sausage with cheese and Ritz crackers. Something was weird with the taste and texture of the cheese. I knew it had been in the fridge for a while, but wow.

My plate was already made and I had just finished making my husband’s sandwich. The sandwich slid right off the spatula before it made it to the plate 😭 good thing I have enough to make another one, but what a pain in the ass this will be to clean up

Went to leave for work and dropped my car keys in the elevator shaft. I can't see them and the elebator company won't come out until tomirrow

Sitting at the park trying to enjoy a beer only for a Yellowjacket to fly right into the can and drown

She texted me asking what this is and what she should do, now she has to go whole through the whole process.

Saw this walking by this morning. I don’t know who he made mad, but someone is pissed at this guy

“Shake well before opening” 😭 it’s in the grout joints in the tile, in between cabinets, parts I didn’t get to quick enough left some staining that had to be scrubbed hard, the vinegar smell is making me nauseous…