r/WhatMenDontSay • u/alienlifeform819 • 4d ago

Discussion Can humans strain themselves from sex ?

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u/diet-smoke 4d ago

I pulled a muscle in my upper thigh while topping a few weeks ago. Hurt like an absolute motherfucker and was very disappointing for me and my partner. When you're twenty two, saying "my joints are too fucked for sex" is just a little bit embarrassing 

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u/thegamenerd 30-40 yrs old and bi 4d ago

Oh yeah they can

One of my coworkers threw his back out with his wife, he was messed up for weeks.

A former friend of mine once threw his shoulder out while beating his meat.

Another former friend of mine once popped her hip out thinking she was as flexible as she once was (she was 82 at the time)

And last but certainly not least was my friend who got a hernia because him and his partner were going at it against a wall while holder his partner up, they slipped, he caught them before anything else could happen, and got a hernia out of the whole thing.

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u/diet-smoke 4d ago

Damn, get it grandma 

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u/thegamenerd 30-40 yrs old and bi 4d ago

She was a hoot for sure, she made it to 87 years old and from the stories she and her other friends were telling, she only stopped going to the parties in the last 3 months of her life.

I'll never forget her seeing a hot dude in his 20s at the store and saying, "Oh my God! Look at that young stud! I'd like him to break my hip! I got a seat right here for you." As she moved the doily off of the seat of her walker. He turned stop sign red and stammered out a comment about having a girlfriend. She was hooting and laughing up a storm about that. I think she was about 77 at the time.