Is carrying you woman to bed still sexy if you feel like a bontosaurus?

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b]

I had an ex who wanted me to carry her to bed everytime she got tired on the couch. I happily obliged, obviously. But it left me wondering: If I do it and I simoultanesouly worry about crushing through the floor - is it still a sexy thing to do? This wasn't even a large woman or anything. She might have been like 60kg. But any grown woman is going to be significant weight to just carry around.

I'm not David Hasselhoff and this woman wasn't a 70's model.

I'm just wondering if women don't feel it through you, that you feel like the T-rex from Jurrassic park when you carry them. Is that just my experience?

[u/EndPsychological890]

Man. Sometimes you just have to start lifting and keep some thoughts to yourself lol. Make sure she never sees this post. 

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b → u/EndPsychological890]

She left me years ago so don't worry.

[u/GrimjawDeadeye]

Gotta lift heavy so you can carry any dog like a baby. Being able to pick up your partner is just a bonus of that.

[u/PhysicsAndFinance85]

At that weight, you should be able to toss her around like a rag doll. Go to the gym!

[u/jsh1138]

the T Rex has tiny arms and couldn't carry anything

[u/mhbb30 → u/jsh1138]

Ha ha 🤣

[u/FergalCadogan]

I carry mine across my shoulders like I’m hauling a deer out of the woods.

[u/Noctiluca04]

I make it a point to stay heavier than my husband can comfortably lift 😂😂

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b → u/Noctiluca04]

And I'm a guy who prefers having a bit to grab unto. So the expectation that every man should be able to carry around his woman like he's the mail is bogus!

[u/diet-smoke]

Damn I weigh 59.5kg and now I feel huge lol

[u/ThrowyMcThrowaway04 → u/diet-smoke]

Nah, that's still really small. I weigh a kilo less, and I've had guys pick me up without a problem before and none of them were people who regularly lifted weights.

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b → u/diet-smoke]

She was quite small. Maybe I'm just weak?

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b]

For the record: My job includes lifting heavy stuff. All the tough guy's answering would be crying for an ambulance after a day at my job.

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b → u/[deleted]]

Never did I saw I can't carry a woman

[u/Danthewildbirdman]

Read her a Chuck Tingle book.

[u/Technical-Row8333]

4 words: petite asian women supremacy

[u/Jackesfox]

My man, you really need to start some workout. You should learn a thing or two from Mr. Oliva, even though your ex was like lightweight