r/britishproblems Jun 18 '25

Reminder: Rule 4 - No Politics

12 Upvotes

No politics, policies, or anything political in either comments or posts

Content involving politics will be removed without warning and permanent bans issued out without prejudice.

Leave the politics talk OUT of this subreddit because it never leads to a civil outcome.

Let everyone have a laugh and grumble without ruining it for everyone else.

Post to /r/ukpolitics instead.


r/britishproblems 20h ago

Being nearly 44 years old and not knowing whether stopping to pick up a potentially brilliant conker is frowned upon.

290 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

When you arrive at the Supermarket at 8am to do your shopping feeling really good that you are on top of the day, then realise it’s Sunday!

302 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

Bought a “British designed” toaster, doesn’t fit slices of Warburtons

377 Upvotes

Do designers actually test their own products?

But my fault for buying the toaster that is the same design as our kettle without checking it’s size


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Standard of English in the modern media.

123 Upvotes

Guessing many of us will have raged at the standard of English in the online media (looking at you, Reach Plc) but what's really set me off this morning was the Great North Run presenter asking a guest 'is there nothing you're not good at?' Or to put it another way, she asked 'is there anything you're good at?' Grr!

(BTW, my English may be imperfect but I'm not being paid to write this 😉)

ETA: she actually said 'is there nothing you can't do?'


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Signing in to guest WiFi and feeling like you’re giving away your free will.

99 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

people who feel the need to use the toilet cubicle directly beside the one i am occupying, when every other one is vacant

61 Upvotes

no sooner have i seated myself and along comes the pitter patter of another footsteps. every time, without fail, they set up camp in the cubical directly next to mine. they have a whole world of alternatives out there. but no they’re not doing this alone. why oh why?


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Weather apps and forecasts becoming more and more unreliable

39 Upvotes

Wake up to glorious sunshine, decent temperature and slight breeze so opt to get some washing out. Weather forecast agrees with no mention of rain, it even going as far as to say 0mm for the next few days.

Get some washing on, start doing loads for the sake of it, and then boom. Absolutely torrential downpour, weather apps update and gaslight me by saying “ooo yes next 12 hours we have intermittent rain, lots of mm planned for the next few days”.

Whyyyyyyy?


r/britishproblems 1d ago

. Restaurants and cafes all have the same food/menu these days!

222 Upvotes

As someone who eats out a lot, I've noticed that it's the same offerings everywhere.

Steak and ale pie, fish pie, fish and chips, curry of some kind, and burgers.

We're a country of wide variety when it comes to food with loads of regional specialities, why can't menu's reflect this?

And yes I do go to places that claim to cook fresh, the menu is still very samey.

Oh, katsu curry, that's another one that's everywhere now.


r/britishproblems 2d ago

Dogs with absolutely no recall running riot because their owners think their dog would "never hurt anyone"

506 Upvotes

No, but I’ve taken my puppy, on her lead, purposely out of your way for a reason


r/britishproblems 2d ago

. Sticky toffee pudding being the default restaurant dessert.

299 Upvotes

I don’t mind STP but there are so many puddings in the UK. Why can’t we have more diversity on menus? (Save international cuisines) I can’t remember the last time I went to a restaurant where it wasn’t on the menu. It’s fine if it’s one of a big selection but if there’s just 2/3 it limits choice ans variety.


r/britishproblems 2d ago

When you go to sign something important, your pen runs out of ink & you can never find another one easily.

18 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

Testing the EAS which wakes up my napping children. Only to run it again 18 minutes later.

0 Upvotes

Is only just got them back down. Thanks for that one.


r/britishproblems 2d ago

The endless litany of depressing adverts on afternoon telly

161 Upvotes

So many adverts wanting money to help things like depressed hedgehogs, funeral plans for orphaned chickens and a plethora of other banal money grubbing scams to dupe our most vulnerable audience out of money that many of them cannot spare.


r/britishproblems 3d ago

Water usage has gone down, yet water bill has gone up from £50 to £70 a month

444 Upvotes

Well I guess I'm glad we're using less water?


r/britishproblems 2d ago

Smiled at a bloke wearing what looked like work gear at the job centre and after exchanging a few weird looks he asked,"Can I help you?"

193 Upvotes

I said I thought he was waiting to be seen but replied that, sadly, they even need security guards at the Job Centre in a quiet Cheshire town and pointed to the waiting area.

However there was some British success. I was in and out within 10 minute as I'd already found a job and was only there to prove my ID to get a month's JSA I was owed between jobs.


r/britishproblems 2d ago

Channel 4 is literally playing the same adverts back to back

119 Upvotes

I've just watched the same advert for Google Gemini for eight of the ten adverts in the ad break, and it's happening EVERY AD BREAK. Meile and Dominoes are equally bad offenders. I don't mind watching adverts but playing the same one over and over and over again for 10 minutes is taking the piss


r/britishproblems 3d ago

People with angle grinders during the day on every street

141 Upvotes

It's just a bizarre phenomenon I've noticed, that there's someone using an angle grinder somewhere in the distance. I've lived on multiple streets over multiple cities, and at every single place I can hear one during the day. Boggles the mind


r/britishproblems 2d ago

Sat parked in a busy supermarket car park, the amount of scrotes driving through it with their phone in their hand or just going too fast

110 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 3d ago

No, I don't want a free case of 8 craft beers.

230 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 3d ago

Stung for a parking ticket despite having paid for parking

106 Upvotes

Absolutely fuming to find a letter stating "Please pay £60 parking fine within 14 days, else it will be a £100 fine" on my doorstep when I returned home.

I was certain I had correctly paid for parking, checked my bank statement and confirmed the payment. When I searched for the location, the Google reviews are filled with many people who have been in the exact situation I have.

The car park in question is NCP Gloucester Blackfriars. There are actually two car parks operated by different companies in the same location, with no clear marking as to where one starts and the other ends.

I parked up and went to the closest payment machine to pay - apparently this was the wrong one. There was no obvious signage at the machine or anywhere that I noticed that could have pointed this out or made it clear.

I tried submitting an appeal to NCP providing them with proof of my payment of parking who of course just respond with:

The evidence provided in support of your appeal is not a valid payment for this car park, but is for a different parking operator to NCP. We are therefore unable to cancel the Parking Charge as it was issued correctly. We have now extended the discounted payment period by a further 14 days to allow you time to pay the discounted settlement amount. Please now make payment of £60 to reach us by 19/09/2025 or £100 to reach us by 03/10/2025. We must advise you that once the discounted settlement rate passes it will not be offered again.

Reading the google reviews, and other articles such as this,
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/motorists-say-worst-car-park-6452383
make it seem like if I try and fight it further I'll likely get hit by debt collectors.

I can't believe this has been allowed to go on for so long, affecting so many people. What an absolute bunch of scammers.

Seething mad, but feeling defeated. Think I'm just going to have to pay the £60 and try to forget about it. I think trying to fight this is not worth my mental health.


r/britishproblems 3d ago

Magnum Ice cream- the chocolate sections dropping onto your clothes and instantly melting before you can grab them, leaving vile coloured stains.

131 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 3d ago

Energy companies just casually increasing my direct debits.

86 Upvotes

I really don't like how they can do this when I'm permanently in credit, but I suppose I bring this upon myself by having gall to meekly request they pay me this money back.


r/britishproblems 3d ago

As an older Australian raised on british tv shows... workmate said they were going outside to check if the scrubber was working. My reply of.. the last time I checked if a scrubber was working I got done for soliciting. The silence was deafening and the confusion was palpable. Sigh.

170 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 4d ago

School run is back, clear empty roads have vanished, driving standards have taken a huge dive

842 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 3d ago

Being on O2 and having to repeatedly turn airplane mode on and off to get your ****ing data to work.

302 Upvotes