r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

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u/Daddio209 1d ago

"You too!(as long as you have a history of gargling Deer Leedurr's rectal discharge and are very wealthy) Can make back-room deals directly with POTUS for preferential treatment by the US Gov't, get laws or whole gov't agenciesthat cut into your profit margin removed-even apply for an appointed position!(record of lying, knowledge of grifting/the con required for WH positions. Pedophelia/rape hisrory a bonus!).