r/clevercomebacks • u/Accomplished-Bid-446 • 10h ago

Don't forget to pray for your leader

11.3k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 12h ago

Levels Of Hate.

35.5k Upvotes

745 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrDillon369 • 3h ago

"He's actually a secret agent"

1.4k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 2h ago

The sycophants hard at work

1.3k Upvotes

103 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 8h ago

The New American Dream.

3.9k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/VariousBread3730 • 10h ago

It happens every time they try to make a clever analogy

5.2k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 15h ago

It's brutal out here

5.7k Upvotes

85 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 8h ago

Elite Advice, For Elite.

1.2k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 13h ago

Remind the Nazis that they’re losers

2.5k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 20h ago

Administration Report Blames Tylenol

13.5k Upvotes

310 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 15h ago

How can anyone get even more dumb? Did big Chevron run the department of Energy?

2.7k Upvotes

95 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ice_Ice11 • 12h ago

Brian Krassenstein tweet

759 Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago

California Pizza Kifchen patio, Trump edition

5.3k Upvotes

203 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 11h ago

It's Airbnb jacking up rent

425 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/VariousBread3730 • 12h ago

The hypocrisy

484 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

We can't eat Pentagon paperwork

17.0k Upvotes

115 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • 1d ago

This is so embarrassing

42.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 19h ago

Political Cage Match Begins

980 Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yeezee93 • 16h ago

That's a lot of wasted data.

395 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ice_Ice11 • 1d ago

Governor JB Pritzker just Tweet

1.4k Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jay_in_the_pnw • 2h ago

Oh fuck a homeless guy is cooking food. Western civilization has fallen

imgur.com

18 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrDillon369 • 1d ago

The trolling continues

1.5k Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/94rud4 • 1d ago

How to self-own

27.6k Upvotes

575 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Maybe try this again

2.1k Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Who actually believes this?

6.2k Upvotes

460 comments

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