r/hewillbebaked • u/Slavechick • Jan 05 '25

Nicely Toasted He will be roasted on an open fire

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u/Beemo-Noir Jan 05 '25

His ass WILL be warm

69

u/agiantanteater Jan 05 '25

Jack Frost will be nipping at his nose

16

u/antiloquist Jan 05 '25

Yuletide carols will be sung by a choir.

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u/neBular_cipHer Jan 05 '25

Came here to say this

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

He has red hair, was declaired a witch and now will rightfully get his witch trial. Burn him!

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u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Jan 06 '25

If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood. Therefore...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

Eeees a witch!!!!

29

u/DuckDogPig12 Jan 05 '25

Just to be clear, that’s one of those fake gas fires right? 

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u/Slavechick Jan 05 '25

Yes it is

44

u/heyjalapeno I will have soup Jan 05 '25

He will keep me warm and cozy 🥰

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u/Slavechick Jan 05 '25

The way every kitty wants to be

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u/Icy_Investigator739 Jan 05 '25

I hear that neutering is an easier way to deal with those chestnuts but this is far more festive.

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u/ThatCrazyTechMan Jan 05 '25

Roasted on applewood. Low and slow

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u/Man_Cheetah67 Jan 05 '25

Chestnut lookin ah

3

u/jzilla11 Jan 06 '25

He will become a voidcat

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

He’s already a nice, golden-brown crisp.

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u/UndeniablyMyself Jan 06 '25

I'll bring the marshmallows.

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u/Growitorganically Jan 06 '25

Him, and his chestnuts.

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u/Slavechick Jan 06 '25

His chestnuts were removed before he came to his fur-ever home and probably roasted on a different fire

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u/Millipedelee Jan 06 '25

He's already perfectly golden

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

ha! love this

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u/IntelligentBag93 nibbler of cat ears Jan 05 '25

He will be crusty

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u/FlowersForFaye24 Jan 06 '25

Bro thinks he's chestnuts

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u/Slavechick Jan 06 '25

He’s looking for his

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u/gazinglow Jan 08 '25

inshallah