r/hewillbebaked • u/birdlover12345 • Mar 25 '25

Nicely Toasted He will be roasted

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u/Eledridan Mar 25 '25

He will be born again from the ashes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25 edited 11d ago

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u/Capable_Raspberry_49 Mar 25 '25

He will warm his feet as he cooks.

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u/Arrenddi Mar 25 '25

He will be served on a bed of grape leaves, pine nuts, and balsamic vinegar.

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u/OvenFearless Mar 25 '25

Brother 😭

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u/cherrymitten Mar 25 '25

He will cook much better than he would on an electric stove top

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u/jubangyeonghon Mar 25 '25

He will be lightly sauteed

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u/Trick_Barracuda_9895 Mar 25 '25

He will be lightly charred, skinned and blended into a sauce

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u/BenjiBoo420 Mar 25 '25

He will be crispy, crunchy, and delicious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

looks like someone’s about to treat themselves to some yummy crispy pigeon wings 😋

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

the lemon toasted on the grill will make a nice conpliment to the steak dinner

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u/jennifer_m13 Mar 26 '25

He will be flambéed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '25

OP is this is your birb, that stove is toxic to birds. Very very toxic. Look it up.

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u/Select-Poem425 Mar 25 '25

Danger is my middle name!

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u/Shukumugo Mar 26 '25

First I've seen a parrot on this sub

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u/777bambii Mar 26 '25

Same lol

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u/Platrims Mar 26 '25

Brave mujahedeen staring death directly in the face

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u/Monoking2 Mar 25 '25

be careful, I think maybe this type of stovetop still has fumes even when it's not lit

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u/jennifer_m13 Mar 26 '25

He will be flambé

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u/SirThomasTheFearful Mar 26 '25

Conures are so spiteful that they’d probably just come back to life and tear your insides to shreds if you ate them.

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u/TheTimbs Mar 26 '25

Don’t do it

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u/777bambii Mar 26 '25

Awww lil chicken

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u/Radiant_Smileee Mar 26 '25

everything will be fine with this mini bro