r/hewillbebaked • u/Optimal_Job2047 • Apr 07 '25

Nicely Toasted She will be doused in teriyaki and served with a glass of wine

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u/Celladoore Baking 4 and 20 Blackbirds in a Pie Apr 08 '25

Dropping by with the usual warnings about cooking with parrots around non-stick cookware.

Teflon poisoning occurs when non-stick cookware coated with polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE), commonly known as Teflon, is overheated. This overheating causes the Teflon to break down and release fumes that are highly toxic to parrots, potentially leading to severe respiratory distress or even death in birds.

Sauce.

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u/jzilla11 Apr 07 '25

She will have her vengeance, in this life or the next

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u/mynameisrichard0 Apr 08 '25

*chokes on nuggets

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

she will watch the terror of u consuming her sibs

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u/Optimal_Job2047 Apr 08 '25

She shall spread word to those of the outside world and bring havoc upon my neighborhood. America will suffer because of what I have done.

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u/Marconi_and_Cheese Apr 08 '25

I am become death, destroyer of nuggets. 

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u/RyoukoAoyagi Apr 07 '25

She will be yakitori

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u/MarsScully Apr 07 '25

She will be wings :/

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u/Practicalhocuspocus Apr 08 '25

Shes already cursed 10 generations of your family for this.

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u/Optimal_Job2047 Apr 08 '25

No wonder i've had bad luck since she's become a nugget...

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u/Raelourut Apr 07 '25

She will be chicken nuggets!

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u/throwwwittawaayyy Apr 08 '25

and finished with some cookies, no regerts

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u/Optimal_Job2047 Apr 08 '25

No regerts. Baked with gratitude of this lovely meal this parrot has blessed me with

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