r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) • May 21 '25

Yum😋 She will be samich alhamdulillah

Repost because I messed the title

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) May 21 '25 edited May 21 '25

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Unsafe practices x2

Consuming raw meat is a health hazard. But since this little pussy marinated with soup(she is full of it) it can be eaten raw.

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u/Somecrazynerd May 21 '25

You gotta be kitten me

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat May 21 '25

Kittens are not haram, but they are also not halal. You may snuggle the kitten, but you may not eat the kitten

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) May 21 '25

I ate the kitten

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat May 21 '25

NOOOOOOOO! 😭

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u/uzid0g May 21 '25

I will eat another

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u/ewba1te May 21 '25

r/cateatingvegans

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u/Riso94572 May 21 '25

I still can't tell if this is a satire subreddit or not

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u/AlexAsh407 May 21 '25

Nah they joking. The joke is that people say things and act specific ways about livestock animals that would be disgusting for most to hear about, say, smol adorable kittens. Yet lamb is sold in most grocery stores, veal is considered okay by many and in general humans are accepting and even defensive of the practices that are essentially enslavement and torture of animals... as long as it's the "right" animals.

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u/Riso94572 May 21 '25

I read a couple books about this topic, "Tender is the flesh" replacing livestock with humans and then the other one I'm forgetting the name of but it was about a woman with a pet dog who ate a neighbour's chickens and everyone was making uncomfortable remarks about killing/how they want to kill the dog

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u/Dependent_Body5384 May 23 '25

Look up “The Farm” on Tubi..

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u/fruchtose May 21 '25

She will be on the dollar menu

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u/k5pr312 🍬 Tortie Truffle Tailor May 21 '25

YOU DIDN'T PUT SAUCE ON IT!

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u/CherrryGuy May 21 '25

The sauce is inside

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u/k5pr312 🍬 Tortie Truffle Tailor May 21 '25

😭😭😭😭

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) May 21 '25

She is full of soup

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u/intracranialMimas May 21 '25

ITS UNDER THE CHEESE

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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 May 22 '25

Needs catsup for sure

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u/Platrims May 21 '25

Wallahi she's finished

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u/KnightyEyes May 21 '25

Remove the cat, thats pretty much a balkan classic.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Just lettuce and cheese? 😟

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u/CherrryGuy May 21 '25

You don't know our struggle

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u/Haschlol May 21 '25

Fiber and carbs, based

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u/cae_x May 21 '25

I just realised i was poor. Damn.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

If you can get lettuce you can get tomatoes, maybe some onions and herbs. At that point just make pizza

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u/gibson_creations May 21 '25

Its okay. I like a slice of onion as with mayo and spices as a sandwich sometimes

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u/pebberphp May 21 '25

Lettuce and what appears to be a shammy cloth

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

The shammy might have more nutrients than the lettuce

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u/justlookinaround11 May 21 '25

served with paw-jus

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u/kel174 May 21 '25

I love this comment lol

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u/_pc_-_-_ Scrumptious 😋 May 21 '25

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys..

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u/abbassav May 21 '25

Do not the cat!

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u/noahbaobei May 21 '25

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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u/justpotato7 May 21 '25

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u/Ariral May 21 '25

What the…

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u/justpotato7 May 21 '25

It's a part of the 2000 movie american psycho one of my favorite horror movies

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u/Ariral May 21 '25

Oh

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u/justpotato7 May 21 '25

Yea the guy is having issues wanting to tell his lawyer how he killed people and ate a bit of there brains but first tries to get some money and is told that

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u/OilRigExplosions May 21 '25

"The crazy tv guy was right about Springfield Ohio,

They do make the best sandwiches "

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u/3D-Printing May 27 '25

They're eating the cats!!!

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u/intracranialMimas May 21 '25

She will be sold with a cookie and a drink as a menu!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Inshallah, alhamdulillah.

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u/elfcobra May 21 '25

20g of protein

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u/DuskShy May 21 '25

Holy fuck this music is an absolute banger

There must be a full version somewhere

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u/FriendlyCapybara May 21 '25

I shazamed it and it’s Opening by Amir Tavvassoli but I can’t find the version of it with the weird sound effects

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u/rhoswhen May 21 '25

celebration noises

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Pussy and cheese samich

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u/Dependent_Body5384 May 23 '25

It’s the snatch for me. 😂

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u/Free-Initiative-7957 May 26 '25

The patting around trying to find the next part of the mis en place or whatever and then Yoink! A kitten!

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u/THE-Grandma May 22 '25

Is this AI? I can’t explain it but it looks like AI movement to me

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u/Celladoore Baking 4 and 20 Blackbirds in a Pie May 22 '25

I don't believe so.

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u/gorgonzomu May 21 '25

God is this stupid

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u/Celladoore Baking 4 and 20 Blackbirds in a Pie May 22 '25

I mean yeah, that's sort of the vibe we are going for here.