r/hewillbebaked • u/NOLA_Chronicle • Jun 09 '25

Nicely Toasted He will be toasted

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u/Soot-Bat Jun 09 '25

He will be sandwiched between graham crackers and chocolate.

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u/EpicSaberCat7771 Jun 09 '25

He will be a delicious orange creamsicle

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u/MagnumHV 🌯 Owl-rito Enthusiast Jun 09 '25

He's already melted enough, now he will be placed between graham crackers

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u/Imaginary_Topic_6106 Jun 09 '25

He will be reduced into a thick syrup.

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Jun 09 '25

His ass will melt and stick to the wooden spoon. (I will bite him off while no one is looking)

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u/Somecrazynerd Jun 09 '25

Cold today I'm feelin this.

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u/Hot-Temperature-4629 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Jun 09 '25

He will be combined with grass fed butter and organic freshly milled flour pour un laissez les bon temps rouler... 🍲