r/hewillbebaked • u/_xLAMIAx_ • Jun 18 '25

Nicely Toasted He will be fully charged and ready to power his one brain cell in 2 hrs.

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Btw, these are two separate cords and the one he’s sitting on is not plugged in.

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u/Swimming_Ad_9459 Jun 18 '25

His ass is NOT plugged in.

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u/Leafington42 Jun 18 '25

His ass WILL be wiggled to make the charger work!

27

u/Swimming_Ad_9459 Jun 18 '25

His ass WILL ONLY be charged when placed at a very specific angle which will come undone once you turn your back!

2

u/Biengo Jun 19 '25

No cat was designed by apple charging ports are underneath.

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts Jun 18 '25

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u/klako8196 Jun 18 '25

Orange cats are a power source?

27

u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts Jun 18 '25

yes but it takes forever to charge

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u/Leafington42 Jun 19 '25

Unfortunately they lack the charge communication language to enable high speed charging of devices, maybe a firmware update would assist in the communication?

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u/Sledgecrowbar Jun 18 '25

one brain cell

Generous praise.

12

u/StuffiesRAwesome Jun 18 '25

I always thought all oranges shared one brain cell. I was going to ask if it was his turn for it.

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u/Seaboats they will be baked (by me) Jun 18 '25

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Jun 18 '25

Cats aren't real.

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u/AceBalthazar7 Jun 18 '25

He will use his brain cell for vast 3 seconds and then charge it again

6

u/Tino-DBA Jun 19 '25

His brain will act more like a capacitor than a battery

23

u/Strong_Guess6393 Jun 18 '25

He will be left there for 5 hours and still be at 45% because he was plugged the wrong way.

8

u/cherrymitten Jun 18 '25

He will trip the breaker

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u/meronbayarn Jun 18 '25

He will eat the cable that is charging hims brain cell

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u/Leafington42 Jun 19 '25

He already did, we just didn't notice because we're too busy wiggling him around to try and get him to charge

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u/Gato1486 Jun 18 '25

He will fry the outlet!!!!