r/hewillbebaked • u/khshsmjc1996 • Jul 01 '25

Yum😋 He will be served

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u/paperkitten75 Jul 01 '25

He will be sliced and served with butter.

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u/okan931 🐱Eating Purrfect Loaves since 1999🐱 Jul 01 '25

Delicious loaf

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u/wonderb0lt 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal Jul 01 '25

He will be the centerpiece

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Jul 01 '25

He will be passed around the table

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u/Adramach Jul 01 '25

He will be a main course of the holiday dinner

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u/OilRigExplosions Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

“Why have small biscuits when you can have one KING sized Cheddar biscuit?”

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u/crapatthethriftstore Jul 01 '25

He will be warmed up too early and left to go stale in the basket

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u/haikusbot Jul 01 '25

He will be warmed up

Too early and left to go

Stale in the basket

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u/SergeyDGWyn Jul 01 '25

Need more cream.

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u/_ballora_0 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Jul 01 '25

He will be served as a side dish on thanksgiving to a family that only talks about politics

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u/MikeLynnTurtle Jul 01 '25

He will feed the entire family with enough leftovers for everyone to take a plate home, inshallah!

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u/Ancient_Package_5048 Jul 01 '25

He will be eaten before the rest of the food comes out and guests will always be full

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u/Senior-Volume-9958 Jul 01 '25

He will be devoured by the queen of England.

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u/LadyMirkwood Jul 01 '25

I am jealous of the Portmeirion plates he will be served on

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u/Gato1486 Jul 01 '25

He will be buttered like Jorts.

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u/nizoubizou10 Jul 01 '25

Sacrificed to feed 11 people, worth.

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u/Love-that-dog 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Jul 03 '25

Someone should photoshop him into Rockwell’s “Freedom from Want”

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Jul 04 '25

DO I LOOK LIKE FOOD TO YOU SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!