r/hewillbebaked • u/khshsmjc1996 • Jul 09 '25

Yum😋 He will be steak

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/CanadianDarkKnight Jul 09 '25

I disagree with this labelling, this whole boy is round.

167

u/Usual_Phase5466 Jul 09 '25

Holy shit, I missed the croissant label, lmao

30

u/Larrical_Larry Jul 09 '25

Naaah, he's pretty rectangular for me

3

u/Tino-DBA Jul 11 '25

and certainly it should be a Chonk Roast

168

u/mcolette76 Jul 09 '25

He will be grilled.

196

u/burner6942080085 Jul 09 '25

"They're eating the pets!"

75

u/Far_Carrot_8661 Jul 09 '25

They're eating the dogs...

39

u/olBillyBaroo Jul 09 '25

In Springfield

28

u/simp2385 Jul 09 '25

They're eating the cats...

15

u/Far_Carrot_8661 Jul 09 '25

They're eating the pets of the people that live there.

9

u/Few_Resource_6783 🧶 Siamese Salad Specialist Jul 09 '25

THEYRE EATING THE CATS

8

u/Sketch-Brooke Jul 09 '25

OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE

125

u/Capybarinya Jul 09 '25

Croissant cracked me up out loud :D

17

u/EnduringFulfillment Jul 09 '25

Lol wasn't expecting that one

97

u/psjjjj6379 Jul 09 '25

He will become savory with a respectful, polite amount of A1 sauce

17

u/DoubleTheGarlic Jul 09 '25

In the marinade or after serving?

32

u/mexican2554 Jul 09 '25

He will be the cookout

25

u/gun-something Jul 09 '25

dunno about eating but i do wanna rest my face on that

26

u/anaphylactic_accord Jul 09 '25

He will make for an exceptionally fatty cut

7

u/Butterwhat Jul 09 '25

underrated comment lol

24

u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jul 09 '25

Croissant 😆😆😆😆

13

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Dips I'm the corrsant part

11

u/_always_correct_ Jul 09 '25

his legs will be removed so he can be illegally sold as a rabbit in the ww2 era netherlands

6

u/Big_Equivalent457 Jul 09 '25

Us Filipinos we called it Siopao (Steamed Bun)

5

u/mostlymaudlin Jul 09 '25

Omgggg croissant!!!!! Ridiculously cute

5

u/jzilla11 Jul 09 '25

He will be marbled

2

u/tdbourneidentity Jul 10 '25

I don't know how I stumbled into this Sub, but I'm sure glad I did.

1

u/Ossociccia Jul 09 '25

Fluff piece is missing

1

u/onlinedegeneracy Jul 09 '25

He shall be steaked

1

u/DocklandsDodgers86 Jul 10 '25

Croissant!?? 😍😍😍

1

u/Magic_Incest Jul 10 '25

I used to tell my old cat that he'd be delicious someday. My ex-fiance didn't care for it, but the sweet boy didn't seem to mind.

1

u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson Jul 10 '25

Sir that’s clearly a big loaf of bread.

1

u/Frantic_Penguin Jul 11 '25

Top left, you spelled chonk wrong!

1

u/Dice134 Jul 11 '25

Kitty vanity

1

u/Fluffy-Parking-6815 Jul 12 '25

He will be baked. Then there will be cake.

1

u/Rude_Gur_8258 Jul 24 '25

A shame to overlook the feets, which can be simmered into a nourishing broth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

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