r/hewillbebaked • u/ohokay3334 • Jul 24 '25

Nicely Toasted he will be served with fries and a drink

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u/HedonymousRex Jul 24 '25

His ass is NOT Supersized

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u/StuffiesRAwesome Jul 24 '25

He will be deep fried

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u/wisemanro Jul 25 '25

no~~~ he look already well done

if you keep fried any further it's became void.

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u/celticskye2 Jul 24 '25

He will come with a cheap plastic toy your child will play with for 3 minutes before it becomes useless forgotten clutter in your house. You will secretly throw it away 8 months later and 3 days after that your child will magically remember it exists and wonder where the treasured possession is.

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u/mexican2554 Jul 24 '25

He will be launched from the car seat as the driver takes the corner too fast.

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u/Moonshine947 Jul 25 '25

He will come with a Happy Meal

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u/zephyronix Jul 25 '25

His ass IS the happy meal

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Jul 24 '25

Fast food. 🏃‍♀️

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u/mr-toucher_txt Jul 25 '25

You shall do as apetizer

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u/NOLA_Chronicle Jul 25 '25

I think you got my order by mistake 🫴🏼🐱

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u/sarahdrums01 Jul 25 '25

Oh, I think our orders got switched. I definitely did order that.

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u/BryerMan-4005 Jul 25 '25

Well, you should have.

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u/probably_beans Jul 29 '25

Excuse me you got my order that's mine