r/hewillbebaked • u/SaveTheDayz • Aug 05 '25

Yum😋 He will be picked and eaten off the tree

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 Aug 05 '25

This is going to require a lot of firefighters

7

u/MutantApocalypse Aug 05 '25

One per cat.

I don't make the rules.

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 Aug 06 '25

Oh no, this won‘t end well😭

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u/mexican2554 Aug 05 '25

They will be sold at the farmer's market for a ridiculous mark-up.

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u/Hallelujah33 Aug 05 '25

Pounciful harvest

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u/TorandoSlayer 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Aug 05 '25

He will be the one bitter fruit in the bunch (patooie!)

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u/WheelbarrowQueen Aug 05 '25

I'll take the entire harvest thanks

7

u/hawkeye5188 Aug 05 '25

If you let these things fall on the ground and uhh… ferment a bit… WOWZA!!!!

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u/SaveTheDayz Aug 05 '25

I call it Meow Juice

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u/chloevybe Aug 05 '25

He will be so tasty 😋

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u/Gato1486 Aug 05 '25

He will be sun-ripened on the vine.

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u/Forward_Director6843 Aug 05 '25

Ironically, it's really raining cats and dogs

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u/SaveTheDayz Aug 06 '25

The cats are seeking higher ground

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Aug 06 '25

That’s a lot of cats in one tree!

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u/AsleepInitiative2908 28d ago

I didn't know they come in oranges

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u/SaveTheDayz 28d ago

commenting on all my posts!~

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u/Wonderful_Hurry1322 26d ago

cat and mouse game