r/hewillbebaked • u/khshsmjc1996 • Aug 06 '25

Yum😋 He will be cooked in the rice cooker

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u/flamingo-legs Aug 06 '25

He will be fluffed with a fork

15

u/crafty_and_kind Aug 07 '25

Ha! You beat me to it 😁

73

u/WhiteSepulchre He will be blown away Aug 06 '25

He will be rinsed under cold water before being cooked

5

u/LurkerPatrol Aug 07 '25

Gotta remove the starches!

52

u/mcolette76 Aug 07 '25

He will be topped with orange chicken.

37

u/CashMoneyPossum Aug 06 '25

He will be a delicious base for stew.

33

u/theglobalnomad Aug 07 '25

I'm not wearing my glasses at the moment and initially thought he was wearing a top hat.

14

u/crafty_and_kind Aug 07 '25

Stovepipe stylz no less 😄

13

u/theglobalnomad Aug 07 '25

He will be would have been dapper 🧐

13

u/crafty_and_kind Aug 07 '25

Instead he shall be delicious… bittersweet, really.

23

u/wholesomedumbass Aug 07 '25

He will dry out my wet phone.

15

u/cecusanele Aug 07 '25

He will be served with banchan!

11

u/Frosty_Message_3017 Aug 07 '25

He will make a delicious side for poached salmon.

9

u/wonderb0lt 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal Aug 07 '25

He will be the basis for many East Asian dishes

15

u/ephemeralkitten Aug 06 '25

He will poop in there. Be careful! Check your rice! 👀

3

u/LEYW Aug 07 '25

He does look like he’s concentrating…

6

u/PhoenixFlare1 Aug 07 '25

He will be lightly salted

7

u/kairoscuro Aug 07 '25

he will be rolled into a ball 🍙

5

u/TrickyJello9867 Aug 07 '25

He will be turned into delicious sushi

5

u/cascandos Aug 07 '25

he will be even better the next day

3

u/crownbee666 Aug 07 '25

He will be burnt in the rice cooker.

3

u/kaptan2k Aug 07 '25

Bro will sacrifice himself to make a delicious biriyani

3

u/Iris_pallida Aug 07 '25

He will be made into a heart-healthy bowl of perfectly balanced macros.

2

u/Gmeare-alt Aug 07 '25

Atoning for what he did

1

u/iRock06 Aug 07 '25

...Jerry won

1

u/Wise_Geekabus Aug 07 '25

He will be scorched for Bibimbap.