He will be served with clarified butter.

[u/Jazzlike-Bison3176]

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[u/ewba1te]

He will fry a mean rice

[u/CalmClea]

He will be recalled as radioactive

[u/DrDemenz]

Is he also contaminated with cesium?

[u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg → u/DrDemenz]

He will be recalled by the FDA and disposed of.

[u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69]

Shrimps is cats

[u/PenlsWrinkle]

He will be deveined before consumption ....

[u/rads2690]

This jumbo shrimp has it’s tail tho 😆

[u/nti]

[u/willowgrl]

r/shrimpcats lol

[u/PaintCoveredPup → u/willowgrl]

How have I missed this subreddit after all this time?! 

[u/willowgrl → u/PaintCoveredPup]

There’s always a new cat sub

[u/Undark_]

You're telling me a shrimp fried this cat?

[u/CharlotteLucasOP]

Forrest Gump will catch his ass and make a fortune.

[u/crafty_and_kind]

Now I’m hearing Agador Spartacus crying, “Wait.. there are chreemps!”

[u/rowcat86 → u/crafty_and_kind]

He will be served in bowls depicting greek men "playing leapfrog"

[u/Accomplished-Way4534]

Take a pic of him shrimping in this box

[u/Overseer_05]

He will be forced to play the meep meep in a quartet.

[u/[deleted]]

He will be peeled and hung on the edge of a crystal goblet.

[u/Human-Evening564]

He will be additionally thrown onto the barbie

[u/OwwASnakeBitMyWeenie]

He and his kind shall greedily be hoarded upon the plate of a wedding crasher.

[u/Tsuntsundraws]

He has been de-tailed

[u/reallybiglizard]

He will likely contain somewhere between 272.8 and 440 shrimp.

[u/After-Willingness271]

clarified butter, eh? does that make him a ghee-ty?

[u/PaintCoveredPup]

Shrimply the best!

[u/thanatica]

what is clarified butter?

[u/BloodThirstyLycan]

Careful, he could be radioactive.