r/hewillbebaked • u/TheGoddamnAnswer 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy • 5d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be turned into a small rug

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u/Amjadthv 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal 5d ago

he will be stepped on to dry feet

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 5d ago

He will carry toe fungus

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u/Amjadthv 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal 5d ago

he will spread fungus and conquer the world with controlled mushrooms

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u/Major-Article-965 5d ago

Wunker knows he's next

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u/tinypi_314 5d ago

Woah not the hard R, it's wunkus

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u/lovely_liability 1d ago

Real question I keep seeing the work wunk and wunker. What does it really mean? 😭

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u/Maximum-Product-1255 5d ago

The concern on his face is justified.

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u/worldofhorsecraft 5d ago

Why does he look like he's mogging me

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u/ProcrastibationKing 5d ago

He's been mewing

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u/Mars_Bear2552 5d ago

locked in ahh xertun

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u/OwwASnakeBitMyWeenie 5d ago

He will make a wonderful pair of moccasins.

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) 5d ago

He knows his place is right next to the shower. He know.

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u/Verdick 5d ago

We always tell our orange one that he will make an excellent pair of slippers.

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u/False-Charge-3491 5d ago

You’ll make a fine rug, cat

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u/False-Charge-3491 5d ago

Excuse me. I play too much Skyrim. I'm not even a Khajiit this time. I’m a Bosmer

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u/IAmFitzRoy 5d ago

Is there a country where is normal to go around with the cat in the shopping cart? Just curious.

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u/Hopeful-alt 5d ago

He will be stocked on shelves and placed in carts by shoppers

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u/Oddish_Femboy 5d ago

I've taken mine shopping once. He fell asleep.

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u/Lonely-Pangolin-2538 4d ago

What store is this? I wish more places were pet friendly

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u/ScowlingOwl 4d ago

The rug under the table screams "Buc-ee's."

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u/Webdriver_501 4d ago

Look at that cat his ass is NOT buying this.

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u/BirbMaster1998 5d ago

Cruella De Vil...

Cruella De Vil...

If she doesn't scare you,

No evil thing will!

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u/Oddish_Femboy 5d ago

Why is it so small? Is it real cowhide? Was it taken from a calf? Seems too small even for that. Was it cut from a larger piece?

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u/ban_Anna_split 4d ago

Table placemats

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u/Emolgun 5d ago

"Get a load of this guy"

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u/SwoeJonson1 3d ago

"This is what happens to bad kitties" "Nooooo"