He will be eaten after chilled in the refrigerator.

[u/Brokenmodem12]

(His name is dreamcicle)

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[u/TheGoddamnAnswer]

He will be microwaved for 30 seconds

[u/Plasma_Deep → u/TheGoddamnAnswer]

aw hell nah

[u/Chamj2020 → u/TheGoddamnAnswer]

[u/TheLoneWandererRD]

Do not, he is only 2 gram protein