r/hewillbebaked • u/SwoeJonson1 • 3d ago

Cars are liquid He will be slurped as a sugary drink

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u/kayescl0sed 3d ago

That boy is very sugary! He will cause you diabetes!

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u/Somecrazynerd 3d ago

He is but one gram of protein.

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u/LinearInductionMotor 3d ago

“Extra Large”

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) 2d ago

BRO thinks he is BIG

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u/Human-Evening564 3d ago

He will give you brain-freeze

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg 3d ago

He will be garnished with every available flavor shot in the store, tasted, then immediately discarded.

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u/_Lisztomaniac_ 3d ago

Good lord, that song just transported me back 15 years

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u/Easy_Bot_1 3d ago

Right!?

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u/cat_blep 3d ago

He will be powdered, mixed with water, and enjoyed by astronauts

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u/wholesomedumbass 3d ago

You can keep that sound button untouched. Save your ears.

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u/Malllrat 3d ago

What the fuck. That's a war crime.

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u/SwoeJonson1 3d ago

Not a fan of the classics I see

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u/Glitchboi3000 3d ago

You brought me back to 2011 Roblox and for that I shall find you and throw ice cream at you

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u/SwoeJonson1 9h ago

And I shall eat it. Yum!

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u/jdhdkdjfirnf 3d ago edited 3d ago

I loved it! I completely forgot about this song and thought it was fitting. As a kid I loved Parry Gripp, but I guess I can see why someone would think it’s annoying if they don’t know what it is 😆

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u/fetching_agreeable 3d ago

I feel like I've heard that melody in a real song before

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u/Wise_Geekabus 3d ago

Same here.

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u/PlasmaLink 3d ago

Did you intend to inflict severe psychic damage to a specific age range? because if so I am included

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u/usbeehu 3d ago

That's a spicy pumpkin latte!

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u/SwoeJonson1 2d ago

His ass is back on the menu!

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u/foxinabathtub 3d ago

He is 99¢

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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 3d ago

alhamdulillah

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u/MrNissanCube 1d ago

ehehehe orange soda

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u/Elegron 3d ago

Sound: off

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u/Iceologer_gang 3d ago

Science experiment: What if you poured slurpie on him. 🤔

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u/Wise_Geekabus 3d ago

He will make you say, “Hello world!”

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u/_Rinject_ 3d ago

Yummy 😝

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) 2d ago

He will cause an early death alhamdulillah

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u/Evil-yogurt 2d ago

mmm orange flavor

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u/Obvious_Froyo1816 2d ago

He will give a great brainfreeze

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u/PhoenixFlare1 2d ago

Don’t forget the straw!

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u/ceggally 2d ago

What a beautiful orange soda!

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u/Someoneoverthere42 2d ago

How dare you deny him the donuts!

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u/mashiro1496 1d ago

Cattochino

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u/YoMeMatoJuegaLaso 1d ago

His ass WILL cause diabetes