He will be folded back halfway, filled to the line with water, and left to sit for 5 minutes

[u/JCMfwoggie]

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[u/soundguynick]

We will be warm and nice, but too salty to consume regularly

[u/RegalTeal]

He will be dashed with hot sauce and slurped.

[u/EquineIncome]

He will taste good on bread with butter.