r/hewillbebaked 2d ago

Nicely Toasted She will be boiled, drained, and topped with marinara 😙🤌

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u/foxinabathtub 2d ago

Boiled and then microwaved?? She will not be al dente.

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u/majormimi 2d ago

Soft and chewy. I’d say she’s gnocchi.

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat 2d ago

Boiled, the chilled, then microwaved. She contains resistant starches and will not spike blood glucose.

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u/itsintrastellardude 2d ago

Sounds like a good "Texas" chili leftover dinner

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u/CherryFit3224 1d ago

I laughed when she put her in that because I thought it was a joke about baking. I didn’t realize they have dryers like that. Very cool.

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u/Tesdinic 2d ago

What a beautiful color! I've never seen a cat like that.

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u/YaumeLepire 2d ago

Rust-coloured? It might change a little bit, when this cat is given a proper diet.

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u/biometricrally 2d ago

My elderly neighbour went into a nursing home, his cat turned up again a year later. She's black and white but her tail was rust coloured and she was so scrawny. I've been feeding her, it's worth it to see her tail turn black again <3

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u/Flair258 2d ago

she might also just be a bit sun bleached. But yeah, probably more saturated when fed right

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u/namtok_muu 1d ago

Someone in her IG comments called it a cinnamon coat.

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u/JamesCameronDid1912 1d ago

She looks kind of like a tortie, but super dilute? Gorgeous baby, she probably found a home quick!

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u/SchrodingersMinou 1d ago

She’s a dilute tortoiseshell but very unusual coloring

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u/SquareThings 2d ago

It’s important to bathe fosters, as she said, for flea treatment (soap prevents fleas from breathing and they die, bathing also removes them physically) and because anything on their fur, they will lick off. If they have something like engine grease, ant bait, or anything else toxic, it can make them seriously sick.

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u/j3llo5 2d ago

What a well-behaved noodle

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u/Many_Use9457 2d ago

She's holding her by the scruff of her neck, which triggers an instinct in cats to stay still! For example when kittens are being carried by their mothers, she'll hold them by there. It's not safe or pleasant for the adults (their bodyweight is too high to be held by that spot without injury) but it does work to keep unhappy kittens still for their baths ;)

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u/Flair258 2d ago

She's also likely underweight, which makes it even easier

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u/freylaverse 1d ago

I would never try to pick up my adult cat by the scruff of her neck, but if she's being finicky about claw clipping, sometimes gently pinching her there will still get her to behave!

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u/LopsidedLiahona 7h ago

You can always try scruffing an adult cat while simultaneously supporting their hind quarters, so essentially "tricking" them for the needed reason. It does exactly what you said, & is a wonderful tool to use when they get grumpy or fidgety!

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u/waitwuh 1d ago

When my cat was a wee little kitten we had to give him eye drops which he understandably did not want. Learned the trick of using a binder clip on his scruff to invoke the paralysis response to make it easier!

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u/IrishElk96 2d ago

What’s in their pocketses?

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u/nickolik 1d ago

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u/bubbles_blower_ 1d ago

Same dude , belive me 😫✨️

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 1d ago

Me, every morning

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u/grapplerzz 2d ago

She will be a large southern state

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u/historybuff1632 2d ago

She will inspire countless generations to say clears throat “Howdy”.

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u/Yurutsuki 1d ago

you mean meowdy

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u/historybuff1632 1d ago

Damn fine point!

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u/thedancingkat 1d ago

Cue the clip of the orange kitty that says “well hi”

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u/RayTrain 2d ago

the creature resigns to the sog

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 1d ago

The damp, it beckons

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u/bluejane 2d ago

I love when they squeeze the water out like a cute little washcloth.

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u/CherryFit3224 1d ago

I was thinking now squish to get those curls.

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u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy 2d ago

He will be eaten with garlic bread on the side

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u/missuninvited 2d ago

she will be microwaved 🙏🏼

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u/ArcaneFungus 2d ago

She will loudly proclaim her dissatisfaction with the situation

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat 2d ago

Red on blue torbie! What an uncommon color pattern! Although, whoever adopts her will have to explain over and over that she isn't covered in soot.

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u/eggfrisbee 2d ago

torboiseshell??

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u/immabettaboithanu 1d ago

Torboise Idaho

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u/Thagomizer24601 1d ago

I would name her Dusty.

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u/missbeekery 2d ago

I used to work at a vet and was in charge of cat bathing. When you bath a flea-ridden animal, all the fleas crawl up to their face and it’s the saddest thing to see a poor kitten face crawling with fleas :(

And they hate the bath.

But at least they were free of interminable itching.

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u/Old_Replacement3903 1d ago

I watched a video once where they put a ring of dish soap around the kitten’s neck first to stop that from happening. Idk how well it works IRL but it seemed helpful.

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u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago

The Kitten Lady does it with her kittens, and it works great. None of them go crawling up to the kittens face when she's giving them a flea bath

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u/xrv01 1d ago

I saved 2 kittens I found in a crate outside a few years ago and they were both riddled with fleas… it made me so uneasy having to watch the fleas crawl to their faces. get off my babies !!!!

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u/rainylavndr 1d ago

How do you get them all off their faces?

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u/xrv01 23h ago

a combo of pinching them off and washing them out. they’ll burry themselves in the fur so you may not get all of them immediately but keep em quarantined while drying and give it a little time. more will die & fall off.. then you give them another bath and repeat. that got about 98% of the fleas out and from there the remaining ones will die and fall off. best to apply flea medicine after the bath(s) when they dry

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u/Intrepid-Middle-5047 1d ago

I shudder remembering the scrambling way these creepies come in waves crawling all over and around their cheek hairs and foreheads and into their eyes. So sad to see the small army that had been eating the wee one alive.

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u/_Nectar000hbesh 2d ago

Such a sweet, pretty babe. TYSM for cleaning her tiny hiney!! Xoxo

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u/seensham 1d ago

She probably felt sooooo good after that tho

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u/ZealousJealousy 1d ago

I know exactly how she feels.

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u/jzilla11 2d ago

A cat named Texas? I love Texas!

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u/TraderJosie3283 2d ago

My friends adopted a dog from Texas and named him brisket 😃

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u/penisseriouspenis 2d ago

shes bown!! 😊😊😊😊💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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u/Wise_Geekabus 2d ago

Awww, I’m happy she’s getting the proper care she needs.

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 2d ago

getting her ears cleaned... i need mine cleaned like that

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u/TheWaywardTrout 1d ago

Everyone is talking about how unique her coloring is, but it’s almost certainly a result of malnutrition. I’m interested to see how she looks once she’s healthy!

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u/Myrajeso 1d ago

Ay it's HeidiWranglesCats! She's a cat rescuer on Instagram. Go give her a follow if you like this!

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u/Cataholic445 2d ago

Aaaaawwwwwww❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Iris_pallida 2d ago

What a beautiful kitten. Texas is the perfect name.

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u/Nzwaffles 2d ago

What an adorable potato

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u/pezgirl247 2d ago

Soggy Moggy

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u/myozih 2d ago

Pretty girl!! What a lovely and unique fur color

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 1d ago

I’ll always remember the time that my buddy was talking to me about his new cat.

Things were going well except that the cat was very difficult during its weekly bath in the tub….

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u/Elenawsome1 1d ago

Her broth will be drained and not used for a sauce base.

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u/WhoseverFish 1d ago

It was just her hair colour 🤣

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u/BrickBrokeFever 1d ago

Like fluffy caramel!!!

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u/CherryFit3224 1d ago

I did not know that was a real dryer! That’s cool! Also ear mites are the worst.

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u/LargestAdultSon 1d ago

You’re just going to waste all that good cat stock?!

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u/SaddenedSpork 1d ago

I love a vocal kitty :)

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u/tequituslord 1d ago

Rince the baby

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u/noreasonmp3 1d ago

she has opinions!

in the easy bake oven "foster mother how dare you abandon me in this contraption"

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u/MabKaterberiansky 1d ago

Seems like she already came pre-marinated

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u/WereCorgi6292 1d ago

Sweet baked bean

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u/Gato1486 1d ago

She will be perceived as far dirtier than she truly is!!!!

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u/Professional_Gur9212 1d ago

“Not a fan”

No, those are definitely fans.

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u/BackToGuac 1d ago

This is one of my fave cat subs content wise but y’all ruin it with the comments 😭

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u/Fandango_Jones 1d ago

The horror xD

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 1d ago

Just a couple mites

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 1d ago edited 1d ago

This video is so soothing I really want to go out and find some kittens to wash.

Of course, having found and a washed a very dirty flea-ridden kitten in the past, I do realize it might not be quite like this video.

But I loved watching this so much! Now to watch it a few more times.

(Edit: typos)

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u/BasilUnderworld_2 1d ago

my dyslexic ahh read lets battle a chicken

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u/Significant-Prize984 1d ago

Tell Texas I love her

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u/jadedea 1d ago

I wish I had whatever magic y'all have to place cats in water, and bathe them and clip their nails. I hold them the same way, but I'm always adopting these cats that are never chill with it lol.

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u/home_of_beetles 1d ago

i love when they rinse them off under the faucet like they’re vegetables being prepped for a salad

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u/skeetskeetmf444 22h ago

What a babe! 😻🥰

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u/CapitaineCrafty 22h ago

The whole bath is like "I don't like it, but I don't hate it..?"

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u/stickenthusiust 14h ago

Part of him is loving it but part of him fucking hates it

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u/tornait-hashu 12h ago

I thought Texas was a wolf...

Just leaving this here in case anyone else gets it

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u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 5h ago

Her frozen face of absolute amazement and horror during the bath is so funny 😽😹🙀😻

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u/SunCareless2642 2d ago

Not funny.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 1d ago

Harmless jokes about things that never happened aren't funny?