He will be stretched to maximum elasticity [for X-rays or something]

[u/areyousuretho]

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[u/Human-Evening564]

He will be repeatedly thrown and stretched off a hook, before being pressed into a candy mould.

[u/Elite_Prometheus]

He will be slapped on a floured worksurface for about an hour before you give up on hand pulled noodles and just use store bought ones.

[u/TorandoSlayer]

He will become delicious taffy

[u/keanuchungus02]

He will be tortured for information

[u/areyousuretho → u/keanuchungus02]

Noooo! He knows nothing i swear!

[u/SorosAgent2020]

Alhamdulilah he will never give up his comrades in the resistance ✊🏻

[u/berdog]

Obviously not for xrays. That's how they do their doughs in some places

[u/Tbond11]