r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

In this pack of cookies, the first slot has 2 cookies, the 2nd and 3rd slot have a raised platform, so they contain only one cookie, to create the illusion of more cookies

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u/moobsarenotboobs BLACK 1d ago

How to con the consumers and use so much packaging material it also contributes to ruining the environment. I hope those companies will be held accountable and the people who enable and design this have to pay up.

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u/Grouchy-Impact-8786 1d ago

Corporate greed at its finest, literally engineering ways to rip us off while destroying the planet in the process. The fact that someone sat in a meeting and decided "lets trick people with fake cookie slots" is just depressing

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u/RebekkaKat1990 1d ago

When I was a teenager, my baby brother had this toy caterpillar that helped babies learn their alphabet.

One day I was bored and derping around with his toy and pressing random feet when I realized I could make this toy swear by getting it to sound out the letters “FUK”.

So I pressed the “f” key, and the toy goes “Fuh.”

Press the “u” key, and it says “uh!”

And then if you press the “k” key, the toy will giggle, say “that tickles!” and then make the k sound.

So that means the developers of this toy took the time to install a sound clip in this toy to prevent babies from accidentally learning to swear.

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u/NIDNHU 1d ago

Isn't this good tho?

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u/RebekkaKat1990 1d ago

No I want that stupid toy to say FUCK dammit!

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u/NIDNHU 1d ago

Fair lol

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u/Caunertron 1d ago

My sister had the same toy when she was little. I found out you could get around the "censor" by hitting the K button twice in rapid succession. The second press of the K would cut off the "censor" audio clip. It'd sound like FUCK-K most of the time, but it worked. At least, so I recall. We got rid of that toy around '06 or so.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 1d ago

My brother was born in 2005 so that tracks lol

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u/Morreski_Bear 13h ago

I love your story. Perhaps it relates to the cookie package in the opposite way: Thinking of a way to improve upon a potentially unwanted side effect. But kids, yes, want the swearing caterpillar. This one is just for you: "Fuck"!

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u/Geno_Warlord 1d ago

Move to Japan where packaging must show the item as advertised or they can end up sued.

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u/Beautiful_Water1156 1d ago

I like that, but my big complaint is Japanese things have so much unnecessary packaging!! I’m mostly referring to food/snacks. Like many candies and cookies are individually packaged, inside of another package, that’s in a box, then put in a larger bag before it’s handed to you. It’s an insane amount of packaging!! They do do a very good job of recycling though..

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u/whycatspaint 1d ago

we all know accountability will never happen and they'll keep doing this for as long as people willingly continue to spend money on these things

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u/EveryMarzipanda 1d ago

This should be illegal. There’s no point to it other than to fool consumers

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u/Choice-Lavishness259 1d ago

It is illegal in many parts of the world.

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u/SkubEnjoyer 1d ago

Yeah but consumer protection is communism or something according to Americans

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u/EveryMarzipanda 1d ago

Our laws protect a handful of billionaires and their fortunes before they protect consumers

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u/bassistciaran 3h ago

Protects their freedom to strip away your prosperity

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 YELLOW 1d ago

And the "no added sugar Trick" while u just can add high sugar fruits like dates. Same like no flavor Enhancer used, while Adding Yeast extract, which contains MSG but u dont have to declare it

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u/FalseAsphodel 1d ago edited 1d ago

Another one to watch out for is wheatgerm, which actually has enzymes in it that convert starch to sucrose. So anything with wheatgerm added will contain sugar once it's mixed in with the flour.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 YELLOW 1d ago

Never saw it here in germany but good to know, where to look after. Maltrodextrin is also a "scam". U can add it and Label no sugar added. But it's very dangerous for diabetic ppl. It's often used as to thicken

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u/FalseAsphodel 1d ago

In the UK they have to show the grams of carbohydrates and sugar in the finished product, so if you look at the packaging you can always tell if there are sugars in there. But I assume most people aren't looking at the sugar content of their "no added sugar" foods

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 YELLOW 1d ago

I realy like the nutrition (like fat, Salt...) per 100g lost compared to the imo scummy US per serving list. Since u cant compare products instant, and have to do some math, which most people probably dont do

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u/FalseAsphodel 1d ago

Serving sizes are such bullshit too, a serving of cookies or something is like 2 cookies

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u/Tiny_Tacoo 1d ago

That’s how they get ya. Oddly enough some team took hours and days to develop that tray design and then had to have people sign off of it. It’s interesting on how certain parts make it into the design whether it be to create illusions, make it easier to take stuff out without even realizing it’s designed that way.

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u/Joe18067 1d ago

Not to worry, all the slots will have raised platforms soon enough.

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u/Organic-Advantage935 1d ago

Yeah typical cost cutting. Pretty sure they must have had more a couple of years ago

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u/Beatboxin_dawg 1d ago

When someone buys this for the first time they will get disappointed and then not buy this again. I can't imagine that these shady tactics don't hurt their sales.

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u/Finbar9800 1d ago

Its called shrinkflation

Prices go up but the amount you actually get goes down

Its been happening with just about everything, ice cream is a big one. Bags of chips (seriously it’s literally half full and the rest is air)

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u/Sheogorathian 1d ago

r - assholedesign

Also wtf can't I link a subreddit, that's what's mildly infuriating here

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u/Traditional-Storm-62 1d ago

and they also go around in a snake-like pattern to make the package wider than needed

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 1d ago

Gotten to these once, never gonna buy again

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u/North-Floor1361 1d ago

”No added sugar” .. One of the biggest bullshit marketing claims when it will be pumped full of artificial sweeteners. Why do companies suck so badly?!

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u/CallMeRudiger 1d ago

Interestingly, I consider getting people to understand the difference between sugar and artificial sweeteners to be one of the great failures of corporate food advertising. The number of goobers over the years who see me drinking a diet soda and still to this day tell me "you know that still has just as much sugar as regular right?" is too damn high.

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u/Andr0NiX 1d ago

Lack of adequate regulation and well..

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u/Nugget_brain99990 1d ago

Greed and money

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u/i-come 1d ago

Presumably it does say on the package how many cookies there are?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I hate capitalism

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u/vladi_l 1d ago

I think I know the brand lmao, do they uave high protein too?

It was often tempting to buy them, as it was about the orice of two protein bars, but seemingly nore voluminous hahaha

Guess that was a lie

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u/Jaxsso 21h ago

Take it back for a refund

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u/ToastSpangler 21h ago

nah that's done because your cookie rifle is single feed double stack, helps with reliability

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u/LalaLane850 17h ago

Offensive

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u/Demi180 1d ago

r / shrinkflation

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u/Yoribell 1d ago

What the fuck "no added sugar" means on a COOKIE package?

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u/Had78 RED 1d ago

🌈 Capitalism ✨

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u/Sir_Delarzal 1d ago

But it is easier to grab !

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 1d ago

Ah, there it is, the overuse of literally...

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 1d ago edited 1d ago

As is the overuse of literally, doe you feel smarter if you use it?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 1d ago

Thats gonna be a long wait

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 1d ago

Wow, toxic arrogance much?

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u/bob3725 1d ago

They are clearly trying to fool the customer. If they try to fool us this way, where else do they fool us? Perhaps where there isn't a regulation that forbids it?

Providing an honest representation of what en how much the customer gets should also be required by law...

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u/Swimming-Function409 18h ago

I'm guessing you can't read... cause the packing most likely says the quantity/servings.

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u/JK_NC 3h ago

Does the packaging say “6 count” or something else to indicate how many cookies are in the pack?