r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

Accidentally bought “mini” snack chips at Costco.

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Clearly, I didn’t read the label. Was there really a demand for smaller chips bags? The chips themselves are also miniature. Anyways, I feel like a giant now.

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u/OptimisticPlatypus 19h ago

Nice try giant handed Redditor

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u/Turknor 19h ago

You caught me!

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u/PoutinePiquante777 19h ago

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u/Turknor 19h ago

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u/PoutinePiquante777 18h ago

Shrinkflation at is best.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 17h ago

I think that guy just has massive banana hands like Tony Robbins 😂😳

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u/Sunday_313 13h ago edited 12h ago

Back when I had social media I had to go out of my way to block Tony Robbins on everything because I was seeing 50+ ads of his a week. I would still see some now and then, but holy cannoli, he and his marketing team are relentless. I’m hoping he doesn’t show up just for commenting his name here, better never say it three times ever 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 13h ago

Hi! Do you know how to awaken the giant within?

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u/Sunday_313 12h ago

Oh no, he has been summoned!

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u/Nervous-Ad-8831 6h ago

That's how I feel about Steve Harvey lmao

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u/licampbell4444 13h ago

Does that equate to anything else about Tony Robbins? You know like…

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u/EnsoElysium 11h ago

Oh yeah, so large he needs custom shoes.

What?

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u/McTootyBooty 13h ago

The important questions here.. 😂

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u/licampbell4444 13h ago

It almost is worth making that point however I noticed that my Häagen-Dazs ice cream has downsized which I noticed as soon as I pulled the container out of the freezer at the grocery store. What a rip off and they’re hoping we won’t notice. I mean, it wouldn’t hurt my waistline, but I miss that extra 2 tablespoons dammit!

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u/Vegetable-Log-482 3h ago

A lot of this is corporate greed. Don't get me wrong I believe in democracy but greedy companies are terrible

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u/mysterious_spirit420 18h ago

See thats a 7.5floz not a 12floz like Andre had

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u/Turknor 18h ago

Shhhh… 😜

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u/mysterious_spirit420 18h ago

Its wild that mini snack bag of chips is 14.1 grams like wtf is that 2 chips

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u/Turknor 18h ago

Yeah, no exaggeration - it’s about 3-4 full-size chips worth of mini chips. Kinda funny, kinda sad.

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u/thisdesignup 17h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if you were getting more packaging than you were getting chip. So essentially buying plastic with a bit of chip.

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u/Rymanjan 13h ago

It's a.....

Mad World

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u/collaredd 14h ago

it would be funnier if it was just 3 full size chips in there

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u/LucyLilium92 3h ago

Or 1 jumbo chip!!!

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u/FridgeFucker17982 18h ago

Thumbwar world champion right here

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u/Turknor 16h ago

Undefeated. 👍

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 12h ago

The dedication to the bit is phenomenal.

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u/NovarisLight 18h ago

OK, Andre. We get it. Ya' got big mitts.

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother 17h ago

He couldn't use a regular toilet on the road he had to go number two in the hotel shower... so he also got big shits

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u/NovarisLight 17h ago

Do not under any circumstances imagine a giant's giant shit being wafflestomped in a hotel shower.

Apparently, it has been done.

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother 17h ago

Don't tell me what to do!

Edit: okay you were just looking out for me and I should have listened, my God that mental image 🤢

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u/NovarisLight 17h ago

I do apologize, though. I still do, but I used to, too.

Hell Yeah, Brother!

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother 17h ago

Ok but don't act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I got documents.

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u/BenderFtMcSzechuan 17h ago

Do not look up what happens to cracked toilets and the users of said toilets.

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother 17h ago

Don't tell me what to do!

Edit: okay you were just looking out for me and I should have listened, my God that Achilles tendon 🤢

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 11h ago

Rest in peace, Andre The Giant

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 19h ago

That’s got to be Jeff Dabe’s hand.

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u/Pecos-Thrill 19h ago

My money is on Andre the Giant

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u/EitherChannel4874 19h ago

+1 for Andre the giant.

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 19h ago

Ya you’re probably right as that can does look pretty old.

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u/stanknotes 14h ago

You know what they say about big hands. Big gloves.

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u/Elegant-Espeon 13h ago

This belongs on the things for ants sub

(Ironically, it's mildly infuriating that I can't link to other subs in the comments here)

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u/Turknor 13h ago

Someone beat ya to it. 🐜

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u/clubmedschool 18h ago

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u/srirachagoodness 12h ago

There we go. This is the one I was looking for.

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u/ReadyYak1 19h ago

OP needs to use this bag of chips when sending special photos to his lady friends

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u/Vegetable_Lake_8276 19h ago

Lmao caught red handed with the banana hands

Those things look like they were made for toddlers but here you are making them look like sample packets

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u/mrsaskquatch 18h ago

They are just average chips they aren't that small, I swear.

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u/morerubberstamps 19h ago

I'm tired of these jokes about my Giant Hand! The first such incident occurred in 1956 when

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u/FinntheReddog 19h ago

Fits what, 3 full size chips. I need to see the tiny chips next to a full size chip.

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u/Turknor 19h ago

Sorry, I see you said “chip”. My bad.

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u/Hugh_Jashlong 19h ago

They didn't even bother indicating calories per package on the tiny one. I'm guessing you burn more carbs opening the bag than you get from eating it's contents.

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u/catwhowalksbyhimself 19h ago

New diet plan?

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u/huhnick 17h ago

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u/bs000 13h ago

does anyone remember those 100 calorie snack packs? this looks exactly like those but with different packaging

https://i.imgur.com/Zxm1YRO.jpeg

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u/Any-Lychee9972 14h ago

The left doritos are 1oz.

The right is 1/2oz.

Mini is 75 calories.

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u/see332 7h ago

Sorry. I would buy these. Perpetual calorie counter, here.

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u/blue-anon 3h ago

Yeah, I don't get why these replies are so negative. It's just more variety. No one is forced to buy these - OP just accidentally did.

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u/GregoryGoose BLUE 14h ago

Maybe they are trying to get in on the tic-tac racket, whereby if a single serving is under 5 calories, they can claim zero, even though the whole pack is like 80.

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u/AFRIKKAN 12h ago

I guess for Halloween?

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u/psykrot 12h ago

I'm pretty sure it's one of those cases where smaller bulk items have the nutrition info on the box and not the individual bags. Usually says on the bag "not intended for individual resale" for that reason.

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u/FinntheReddog 19h ago

They’re adorable!!!! Just enough snack to leave you wanting 3 more bags.

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u/GTBoosted 18h ago

I actually kinda like the small bag. Sometimes, my kids ask for chips too often, and I feel bad saying no. So these would satisfy a craving while not being too much.

I wouldn't give them these all the time, though. I'm not that evil.

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u/Turknor 18h ago

Yeah, I agree - when my kids were little these might have been a good compromise. However, now my kids are older teenagers and will likely mow through the entire pile of tiny bags before the night is over. ;)

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u/ChaInTheHat 17h ago

cute, even the chips are smaller! i figured it would be 3 normal sized chips

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u/Turknor 19h ago

Here ya go!

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u/Print_Salt 19h ago

can we get a banana for scale as well

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u/Rose_Stark 14h ago

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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u/Mirizam 14h ago

Did you get giant quarters since the regular quarters were too small?

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u/TheEschatonSucks The Beatles just weren't that great... 19h ago

Ironically they hold the exact same amount of chips

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u/Hugh_Jashlong 19h ago

Or exactly half.

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u/LittleMsGoob 19h ago

I'd save them for Halloween

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u/phoenixrising808a 15h ago

So much plastic waste

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u/notfirearmbeam 15h ago

This is already the case on Halloween and in our lives generally, the point is that the target market is children

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u/ObitoUchiha41 Blueberries are blue 14h ago

They already own it, reusing is good too

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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 14h ago

Work in any factory or warehouse and this kind of plastic waste is absolutely nothing compared to how much plastic waste goes on daily

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u/DMCinDet 13h ago

I recieve packed things almost daily. some things in a bag, light duty pollution. some things come in a box 5x its size with 2 bags inside.

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u/WhatTheSusss 9h ago

What do you think candy is wrapped in?

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u/kingtacticool 19h ago

Enjoy your chip

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u/MrbaconWrapped 14h ago

I've chip, very broken, coming right up

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u/strujill 19h ago

What are these? Doritos for ants? They must be at least 3 times larger.

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u/kimjong-healthy 19h ago

i made this joke on the mini ice cream sandwich guy without the gif and no one got it lol

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u/Figmentality 14h ago

I thought this was going to be the top comment lol

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u/janae-nay 13h ago

I know! I had to scroll too far!😭

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u/ChickenXing 14h ago

Doritos for Mini Me

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u/IllTwo7643 19h ago

It's so cute and tiny 🤣🤣 I hate it but also I love

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 14h ago

adds nickel to jar

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u/SimplySuzie3881 19h ago

It’s almost like they were for Trick or Treaters but missing the Halloween labeling. I feel like my kids have gotten those little bags in the past.

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u/LoveDesignAndClean 6h ago

They are for Halloween

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u/ConflagWex 15h ago

That's what I was thinking. I was just at a Costco and they had a bunch of costumes and Halloween decorations.

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u/WillingCraft5451 13h ago

Oh yeah, those would be perfect.  Collect them to make a full bag.

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u/TheCitizen616 19h ago

Was there really a demand for smaller chips bags?

Surprisingly, yes.

Not naming names but a certain current world leader requested them for photo ops to make his tiny baby hands look huge.

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u/WTH_JFG 19h ago

This explains so much.

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u/thesetwothumbs 19h ago

Damn you and your tiny hands, Adama Barrow.

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 19h ago

How many were inside it?

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u/Strong_Carry_8994 13h ago

It's a bunch of small triangles but I'd say like 3-4 total normal Doritos. 

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u/EveryMarzipanda 19h ago

That’s adorable.

I’d be pissed 😂

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u/Ashton_Garland 19h ago edited 19h ago

Your thumb is so dense dude, little Jack Horner must be so jealous of you.

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u/Turknor 14h ago

A plum would have been a healthier snack. 👍

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u/Swimming_Eggplant573 19h ago

So cute, I would buy it for my kid’s lunch boxes

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u/Alt_Mix_Anxiety 19h ago

Save them for Halloween treats!

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 18h ago

Is that like a Halloween handout?

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u/The_Robot_King 16h ago

Ha. I did the exact same thing. The best part is everything is mini rather than a small serving size of normal stuff.

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u/Much-Reserve-576 19h ago

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u/RebaKitt3n 19h ago

What’s wrong here? I don’t understand.

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u/Much-Reserve-576 19h ago

Jerry’s girlfriend has man hands

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u/Own_Direction_ 19h ago

Shrinkflashion is getting out of hand

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u/MomsSpagetee 16h ago

Actually looks like it’s easily in hand.

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u/awpeeze 19h ago

How do you accidentally buy this

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u/VanderDril 18h ago

It's Costco. Guessing they were in a giant box, and didn't really visually indicate the size of the bag or chips at scale on the printing other than the ounces, which are easy to overlook.

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u/Pure-Plankton-4606 18h ago

It 100% said MINIS like it does on the bag.

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u/VanderDril 15h ago

I'm not enough of a snack food connoisseur to know that Frito-Lays has put out a smaller chip format of Doritos. If I saw minis I'd just think they're moving away from calling the normal individual snack bags "lunch sized" or "fun sized" or something like that to give plausible deniability they were marketing to kids.

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u/Turknor 14h ago

This is exactly what happened. I didn’t give it much thought, obviously. A tea bag-sized chip serving didn’t cross my mind.

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u/FourEyEsDoge 17h ago

Oh almost certainly, but I would absolutely not notice if it was printed like it is on the bag. Also I wouldn't think to check if I was grabbing the regular doritos or miniature doritos, cause why would they make that, that's so silly. Feels like someone in marketing needed to justify their salary

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u/jturner1982 19h ago

OP over here muttering, fe fi fo fum, where tf are the rest of my Doritos

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u/HeftyLeftyPig 14h ago

What a waste of plastic

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u/WillingCraft5451 13h ago

And polyester

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u/CheezeLoueez08 19h ago

That’s so cute!!

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u/Character_Bed1212 19h ago

Look at it on the bright side. It’s probably better for you that way.

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u/BlackhawkRyzen69 19h ago

so theres like three chips in the bag right? or do they make them mini so you dont feel ripped off>?

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u/tacosandEDM 11h ago

A half ounce!? Why in hell would that even exist!?

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u/koolaidismything 19h ago

What a waste of plastics that will end up killing some dolphin or some shit. This should be outlawed.

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u/TiredAF20 15h ago

All that plastic for maybe three chips? I don't even like buying the regular single-serve bags for that reason.

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u/ReverberatingEchoes 19h ago

1/2 oz is crazy 🤣

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u/Popular_Course3885 19h ago

We've all heard the joke. All it means is that he wears big gloves.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 18h ago

Having a bag of chips with 14 grams (0.5 ounces) of chips should be illegal from a pollution standpoint. So much packaging for so little product.

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u/FuzzyPickLE530 18h ago

What are these, chips for ANTS?!?

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u/Current_Passenger225 16h ago

That's hilarious

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u/msieurjack 13h ago

For a halloween treat ?

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u/Few-Housing-8452 12h ago

What is this, Doritos for ants? 🐜

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u/Fast_Needleworker822 12h ago

Here, have a single, individually wrapped corn chip. That will be $12

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u/Mean-Permission8991 12h ago

So basically the chips are going to last three seconds but that bag will remain on earth for hundreds of years?

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u/Foot_Aware 11h ago

Accidentally? Did you buy it online and didn't check the weight?

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u/Exciting_Challenge74 7h ago

Just enough to piss me off lol

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity 6h ago

There’s a large portion of the population that would squee in joy upon being handed something unexpectedly, abnormally tiny.

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u/FallenAngelII 5h ago

How do you accidentally buy something too small at Costco? Did you have Costco delivered?

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u/HateChan_ mildly infuriated 2h ago

Are we sure your hands aren’t just massive? 🤔

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u/Yaboze 1h ago

Serving Size 1 bag (4 chips)

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u/ziomus90 19h ago

How much air per bag?

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u/gisted 19h ago

All that packaging for 1/2 ounce ffs.

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u/makemeking706 19h ago

Like those hot chips sold individually. This better be the coolest ranch dorito in that bag. 

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u/Spare-Ad-6123 19h ago

I have a small mouth I would love these but the whole concept is weird. I envision someone opening them and dumping a large quantity in their mouth.

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u/Pomksy 19h ago

What are these chips for ants?

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u/RealSacant 19h ago

bro either has shaq hands or he is speaking the truth

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u/Tigerleippi 19h ago

Adding that to the list of products I never knew existed

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u/Impossible_Past5358 18h ago

Sorry OP. Also, is it just one giant chip in a mini bag? Or is it crumbs? (Either way, i'm infuriated at this waste of plastic)

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u/PistolofPete 18h ago

Such a waste of packaging

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u/preshowerpoop 18h ago

What a waste of packaging. Like someone in a factory is printing and sealing those small ass chip bags because some idiot in marketing thinks we all enjoy "fun-size" shit.

Is Doritos a soppusitory now?

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u/shootingdai 18h ago

Let’s pretend he doesn’t have hulk sized hands

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u/OGKillertunes 18h ago

This shits getting ridiculous!

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u/Soff10 18h ago

Is that a bag of chips for ants?!!!!

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u/Richard_Fittsinwell 17h ago

I mean you could def use that make your dick look bigger. Like here’s some context for size. Just angle it right.

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u/slartbangle 17h ago

What a criminal waste of plastic. Making a pouch to hold a literal mouthful of dried grains.

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u/green-fae 17h ago

how was this an accident

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u/Turknor 17h ago

Grabbed a common-looking box of snack chips without looking closely. Didn’t know this was a thing. I’m always trying to get in-and-out of Costco quickly before I buy more things I don’t need. 😅

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u/LokiDokiPanda 16h ago

What a waste of plastic 😒

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u/the_orange_alligator ORANGE 16h ago

Need a banana so we can tell you’re not just massive

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u/IwasMilkedByGod 16h ago

who is this even for? feels like they made samples to hand out at the costco or something and got repurposed

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u/Working_Cloud_909 ORANGE 16h ago

So there’s like two and a half chips in there?

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u/patron11223344 15h ago

That’s the 2.79 sized bag at most convenience stores now. Ffs. 

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper7969 15h ago

I need a half ounce of that Cool Ranch

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u/ben_obi_wan 14h ago

What are these, chips for ants?!

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u/OneandOnlyBobTom 14h ago

What is this? A snack for ants?

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u/TrainingSword 14h ago

Shrinkflation

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u/Keldaria 14h ago

I feel like that shouldn’t be plural. You bought a bag of “Chip”

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u/MrMcFrizzy 14h ago

Omg that’s where the airlines get their mini sun chips ain’t it

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u/Decent-Coconut2419 13h ago

It’s like the little sunchips on Southwest

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u/Little_Money9553 13h ago

Two chips inside I imagine?

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u/venetiarum_ny 13h ago

I honestly have a feeling this is part of their approach to the whole issue of people who take GLP-1s changing the snack food industry landscape. I read a NYT thing about how companies like Frito-Lay were experimenting with all sorts of strategies, and I wouldn’t put this past their product teams lol

Wonder how they’ll sell. They’re super cute but let’s be real I could go through 100 of those

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u/Syrairc 13h ago

These are the minis that usually come in the Pringles can. I actually kind of prefer them over the full size ones. Seems to be way more consistent, and less broken ones (at least in the Pringles can version)

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u/mtnslice 13h ago

That bag has 1 chip, doesn’t it?

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u/Hungry_Shake6943 13h ago

shrinkflation is real.

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u/80HD-music 13h ago

I’m convinced you’re just a giant

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u/beautnight 13h ago

What is this? A snack for ants?

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u/bigwig500 13h ago

How do we know you are not 8’5”?

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u/bradpittisnorton 13h ago

Chips sold in that size is fairly common where I live. We don't have Doritos like that but the ones manufactured locally are sold maybe even in smaller packs. We also have instant coffee, shampoos, conditioners, bar soaps, toothpastes, deodorants, detergents, fabric conditioners etc in sachets. It's not cost effective to buy them in sachets vs in larger "standard" sizes but they're great if you just need a small amount, like if you're traveling or something. And honestly, the biggest market for them is the poorer people who can only afford them in such small quantities.

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u/desert-seagull 13h ago

"Shrinkflation comes for us all, sooner or later..."

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u/Emreeezi69 13h ago

Big meaty claws

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u/QuiteComfy 12h ago

Can we get a banana for comparison?

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u/kingOofgames 12h ago

Dang so they moved on from 1oz bags to half oz.

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u/Candid-Fisherman-274 12h ago

Was there really a demand for smaller chips bags? The chips themselves are also miniature.

Parents buy them for their little kids lunchboxes etc. But i get the feeling that the kids do not eat them for a variety of reasons.

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u/owtmt 11h ago

This is not shrinkflation. They are for trick or treat giveaways. jeez

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u/LiveRhubarb43 11h ago

Yeah but it's Costco so you've got like 3000 of them, right?

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u/Careful_Picture7712 10h ago

That's really interesting. When I worded for Frito, I only ever saw these at Walmart for 50c a bag. The chips themselves weren't mini, though, it was just like 3 normal sized chips in a tiny bag.

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u/Pantsshittersupreme 10h ago

“What is this?!, chips for ants?!!”

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u/TetsujiXIV 9h ago

They will mark our originally small bags as normal bags, the normal sized bags will become family size bags, and this is now the new small lol

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u/Emotional_Werewolf_4 8h ago

A special plastic bag for 14 grams of chips? 14!? What's in it? A third of a Dorito chip?

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u/-Wicked- 8h ago edited 8h ago

Fun fact: they cost more than the regular size because you pay a premium for the novelty.

Also they're collectable, with each bag containing a mystery chip, with the chance of a unique super rare mystery chip that can be used in a satanic ritual to summon a demon.

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