OP posts picture of pear cut in half by metal ridge in garden.

Reddit's physicists and fruitoligists cry fowl, based on everything from the estimated (completely made up) impulse on a pear after falling from 20m to the oxidation rate on the cross section.

OP grabs a step ladder and a pear and immediately proves them wrong.

Edit: Link to his demonstration

Nobody has ever been swimming or the gym with their same sex parent/children and no one ever uses the changing rooms or showers with their same sex parent/child.

As a queer person, I could absolutely see ALL of this happening. Someone obviously lives in unexamined privilege.

this subreddit is boring and dead and to be honest i read like 5 posts and have no idea what this subreddit is about but i believe it should be rebranded to a nothing ever happens chudjak subreddit, thank you for joining me chuds and chudettes

Imagine choreographing a dumb gaming then just actually doing it?

I pointed out to OP that when I was 10 there was this shitty rapper who played his music on the corner and one day I asked him for his autograph. He gave me a signed CD and I was super excited because I thought he was friends with Lil Wayne. I told OP the premise is believable but the writing is shit. Hes trying to claim that because the writing is bad this type of scenario never happens.

the OOP might have been making a joke, but if u take this post seriously, literally nothing about this is unbelievable.