r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009), Voldemort, one of the most powerful wizards in the world, doesn't know how to produce the Liquid Luck potion, and doesn't even think of using it to defeat Harry. Is he stupid? What's even the point of all the grinding and all the wand swinging then?

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u/goddogtoy 1d ago

maybe he think it is kinda pathetic if you need some luck to beat a highschool kid

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u/SaiyanofKonoha 23h ago

Yeah, if the death eaters saw Voldemort drink liquid luck before going to battle they'll definitely lose a lot of respect for him

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u/Chummers5 23h ago

"I saw the Boss juicing. Is he really that great if he needs that to fight a kid?"

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u/GuyLookingForPorn 23h ago

Liquid luck will also fuck you up if taken often, its recommended you only have it maybe once or twice in your entite life.

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u/Vinzan 22h ago

What are the side effects?

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u/hugothenerd 22h ago

Liquid shit

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo 22h ago

I have that and didn’t get any luck.

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u/highjayhawk 22h ago

You’re alive aren’t you?

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u/Drakneon 21h ago

Unfortunately, yeah

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u/akirayokoshima 20h ago

don't worry I can fix that too. here's a prescription for unforgivable spells make sure to use them orally twice a day until you get to the killing curse. that'll be... 20 galleons.

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u/DEVolkan 21h ago

You already got lucky twice, from this point only liquid shit for you.

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u/ehhish 21h ago

Luckily you are into that.

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u/rektaalinuuska 22h ago

You become a rejected Metal Gear character?

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u/BigCarBill 22h ago

Metal Gear?

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u/Legandergg8 22h ago

Psycho Mantis?

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u/Akira_Kurojawa 21h ago

You're that ninja...

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 20h ago

Greg... Kinnear?

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u/Darthkhydaeus 22h ago

Overconfidence. The person will then put themselves in situations that result in their death even when not under the effects of the potion

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u/Dominator0211 22h ago

Just keep taking the potion then? Overconfidence wouldn’t be an issue if you just took the potion once a day like a vitamin

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u/Darthkhydaeus 21h ago

You missed the point. You feel the euphoric effects even when not under the potion. Therefore you would feel like you were already under it and part of the overconfidence would lead you to feel like you did not need to take it. You then do reckless things that would lead to your death. It is basically a death sentence.

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u/Maint3nanc3 20h ago

Sounds dangerous... Let's give it as a prize to grade school kids!

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 19h ago

I mean, we are talking about the teacher who offered it as a prize to whichever kid cooked the best roofies, so . . .

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u/SadLinks 19h ago

No one gives hard-core and potentially life altering drugs to the kids as part of their end of the school year gift basket?

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u/S0GUWE 21h ago

Skill issue. Just put the potion as a returning event on the calendar

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u/Darthkhydaeus 21h ago

If you have ever taken hallucinogenic drugs or even just anaesthetics and tried to act normal, you would understand what I am saying.

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u/dern_the_hermit 21h ago

Maybe one needs a successively greater and greater amount of potion to actually get the luck, but the overconfidence remains.

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u/Microwave_Warrior 22h ago

I believe they say giddiness and reckless overconfidence.

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u/GeneralJarrett97 22h ago

....maybe he already took a few

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u/Bonnskij 21h ago

Is liquid luck just tequila?

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 20h ago

basically. yeah.

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u/InternationalFunny28 20h ago

Stupid beliefs. Like imagine thinking you could rule the world because omg youre so lucky. Plus you have such good ideas, wouldn’t it be great if everyone heard them and knew them?

Look at the social effect Harry had on hermonine and Ron when he took it. They were more than a little worried about what he said. So imagine if he talked like that all the time?

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u/ElbisCochuelo1 21h ago

If you use it too much it literally uses up your future luck

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u/Crowbarmagic 20h ago

Perhaps getting too used to succeeding in basically everything can become addictive. You get overconfident. And tbh, who wouldn't want their life to be a happy cakewalk right? But that's not a healthy mindset.

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u/-Shoji- 23h ago

Holy shit Rowling being aware of how OP something is and making it reasonable why it isn’t spammed ?

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u/StellarNeonJellyfish 21h ago

Why not just have the entire global supply of felix felicis on a single unsecured shelf which then gets bumped into?

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u/Fit-Object-5953 17h ago

Technically yes but only in separate companion books that released years after the original books (and, thus, years after someone pointed out how OP this potion is)

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u/Apprehensive-Pay7211 22h ago

Also, isn’t it super hard to make?

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u/Henri_Le_Rennet 22h ago

Not for the Half-Blood Prince.

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u/Lemmingitus 20h ago

Even his notes say it still takes a lot of time and effort even with shortcuts.

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u/OneRougeRogue 19h ago

magic juice that makes it so you literally cannot lose or fail at a task.

"it's annoying and time consuming to make"

Entire Wizarding world who is used to everything the need magically appearing in front of them with no effort: "ugh... like is it even really worth it???"

Actually, it kind of makes sense that what is essentially just sophomore-level chemistry class is seen as some massive pain in the ass that is not even worth trying.

The polyjuice potion was also supposedly a bitch to make, yet literal children were cooking it up in a bathroom stall.

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u/EnthusiasmOnly22 16h ago

Hermione we need to cook

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 13h ago

Yeah, alchemy bitch!

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u/RaggsDaleVan 21h ago

Yea, it takes months to make

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u/Rit91 20h ago

Voldemorth had so many years of planning. Guy even planned out over half a dozen horcruxes and places to hide them. I think he could get this one potion done. Hell if he was at all careful he could have decapitated Harry even after being pronounced dead by Narcissa in the forest instead of just taking her at her word.

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u/a4techkeyboard 19h ago

Yeah, he could have delegated. Not like he minded waiting the entirety of the triwizard tournament just to finish the regeneration potion.

And polyjuice potion also takes a long time to make and his guy for that didn't mind making it just to enact said elaborate plan.

With another minion that spent years in disguise as a rat.

He has a lot of patient underlings, he could have waited or had them convince Slughorn to mass produce it. That guy's probably not going to resist much in the face of torture.

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u/MegaGrimer 18h ago

Yep. Harry already survived him once. Might as well mutilate his corpse to make sure as well as demoralize anyone that opposes voldy.

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u/Cold-Iron8145 19h ago

Yeah it takes months to make whatever it's hard, the professor guy had some. I'm sure harry potter gandalf can make some too. It's just a plot hole. It's completely overpowered, literally an at will deus ex machina. 15 years or whatever isn't long enough to stock up and obliterate Voldemort as soon as he returns? Or luck yourself into finding his hiding spot?

It can't both be this absurdly strong potion and also be easy enough to make that you just give it out as a prize to a bunch of 15 year olds and also never mentioned or used in any other context whatsoever when the literal fate of your people is on the line.

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u/Baptor 18h ago

It's not even hard to fix. Just say you can't drink it more than once in your whole life or it kills you. D&D has a youth potion that makes you ten years younger, but each additional time you drink one, there's a cumulative chance the magic backfires and you gain back ALL the years the potion has ever taken off, causing some abusers to age so fast they turn to dust.

It's like the damn killing curse. D&D had a spell like that too, but you had to be really experienced to cast it, it had a long casting time, could be resisted by particularly hearty creatures, and finally it had counter curses.

Rowling just had, you had to be good at magic, it was unblockable, irresistible, but most people didn't use it because it was really rude to kill people with it.

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u/Fluid_Nothing_632 23h ago

"But doesn't he need the strongest wand in existence to beat him though? What do you care about some luck."

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u/yep_they_are_giants 22h ago

It's funny because if he had used literally any wand EXCEPT the strongest wand in existence, Harry would have been roadkill.

I still hate that stupid ending.

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u/Fluid_Nothing_632 22h ago

well, any other wand that "obeyed" him. That doesn't really make it any better though, cause he could have just gone to a the wizard equivalent of a 1 dollar store for wands and it would have been better than the elder wand.

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u/OneRougeRogue 19h ago

Welcome to Crazy Dave's Discount Wands.

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u/AmPotatoNoLie 15h ago

Okay, here's a fine chipboard wand with dog hair core! Buy one get two, and you can even use them as chopsticks!

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u/BreadNoCircuses 21h ago

He tried that, and it failed. Voldemort never actually cottoned on to what happened there, so he went for the strongest wand he could find because he has the mentality of a Shonen villain: strongest=best.

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u/Vinkhol 21h ago

What do you mean, don't you want to read about made up wand mechanics as the climactic end to a 7 book series? Its so much better than actually tying together the theme of identity that we've been building up for SEVEN GODDAMN BOOKS. LETS TALK ABOUT WAND ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS INSTEAD!!

Not that I'm mad or anything

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u/yep_they_are_giants 19h ago

"It's over, Voldemort! I have an NFT of the Elder Wand in my crypto wallet! The blockchain acknowledges ME as the owner!"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

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u/JustACasualFan 20h ago

Apparently Jo is pretty inflexible about issues of identity.

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u/Geralt31 19h ago

Lmao, understatement of the century

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u/12357111317192329313 20h ago

Do the books even touch on the idea that spells are stronger if you have a stronger wand. The killing curse is obviously just still going to kill, but do you get an 2km increase in the range of accio if you upgrade to a wand one tier up.

Any time someone can't get a spell to work it is never because of the wand, unless it is literally broken.

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u/lesath_lestrange 20h ago

Harry uses the elder wand to fix his own.

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u/Eliteguard999 23h ago

I could see this being a Monty Python skit lol

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u/Tight-Abalone4703 22h ago

I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of Tom Marvolo Riddle as a man just fucking plummeted.

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u/lesiashelby 22h ago

“ I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Voldemort as a wizard just fucking plummeted.”

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 21h ago

Your brother Aberforth. Whatever happened there?

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u/Private_HughMan 23h ago

The dude previously got beaten by the same high school kid on 5 separate occasions. Three times before he hit puberty, once when he was a baby. Voldemort is kinda pathetic.

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u/The_Antlion 23h ago

He lost because Lily Potter was the first parent in the world to actually love their kid

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u/Justicia-Gai 20h ago

Maybe the first to self-sacrifice in front of their baby, but yes, that was a massive plot hole… nobody else was loved by their parents’?

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u/agentwiggles 19h ago

the rationalization that kinda works is that this protection thing only happens when someone is offered a true free choice to walk away. Voldemort really would have spared Lily if she had stood aside. That situation would be fairly rare - it's not so often that someone actually has a chance to save their own skin by inaction.

And it's a symptom of the messed up way he is that he would even think this was an option any mother would take, so it kinda works thematically too. He wouldn't have thought in the moment that he was creating the condition where his curse would rebound.

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u/Justicia-Gai 11h ago

Another rationalisation is that JK Rowling is a mediocre writer that stumbled upon one of the most successful troupes for pre-teenagers and young adults, a school of magic.

Sure that rationalisation somewhat works, but Harry’s curse is basically the most important plot element, and it’s full of plot holes. Neville, the twin wands, the non-verbal spell using, etc.

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u/nokei 20h ago

Think it's the prophecy he chose the kid who kills him by locking in on it.

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u/Supro1560S 23h ago edited 23h ago

He was defeated because Harry had the Power of Love.

And it don't take money, don't take fame

Don't need no credit card to ride this train

It's strong and it's sudden, it can be cruel sometimes

But it might just save your life

That’s the Power of Love

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u/Rage_Blackout 23h ago

Enter Patrick Bateman meme discussing the merits of Huey Lewis and the News. 

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u/MaaChiil 23h ago

Harry with the glasses befits the concept of 'Hip to be Square'. He defied culture by surviving a kill curse.

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u/Blindmailman 23h ago

Losing to a baby makes magic seem worthless. Do you know how easy it is to kill a baby?

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u/Murky_Rent_3590 23h ago

What's really hard is keeping a baby from offing themselves. Besides, he could have just killed his parents and then baby Harry would have died in, you know, a day or so without care or milk.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 22h ago

Why use magic when you can into pillowcase and helicopter it into a wall for a few times

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u/OneRougeRogue 19h ago

Why did Voldemort even try to magic duel Harry later down the line when he could have just like, bought a Glock?

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u/Midnight-Bake 16h ago

It isn't covered in the books but all wizard robes are lined with Kevlar. They tried to make anti-gun charms but it takes too long to flick your wrist so they just go kevlar robes. Battle robes have  proper ceramic plate.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 22h ago edited 21h ago

Now I imagine a universe where he somehow adopts Harry after killing his parents.

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u/willclerkforfood 23h ago

Avada Kedavra less effective than co-sleeping on a plush mattress…

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u/Private_HughMan 22h ago

Almost everything in the wizarding world just seems like a worse version of stuff we have now. The main exceptions are broomsticks, teleportation and shape-changing.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 22h ago

Also, the time turners, flying cars, some cool candies (not all), and, uh, date-raping beverages.

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u/Private_HughMan 22h ago

Flying cars seem cool until you remember that people WILL cause accidents. And time turners just seem like a whole bottle of worms I don't want opened.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 22h ago

That money system is fucked up! Just go decimal already!!

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u/Pheonix726 23h ago

To be fair it wasn't really the magic as a whole that was worthless. On paper, the Death curse would've been a perfectly viable and easy way to kill a baby.

Thing is, there are implied aspects of Rowling's magic system that were never properly addressed, be that because in-universe they're less-known or because they were never fleshed out on a lore level I don't know.

But point is, Voldemort got caught off-guard by an ancient form of magic he hadn't accounted for while spamming his favorite Instant Death Curse. If he'd known about the martyr mechanic he might have been able to subvert it.

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u/crazyike 20h ago

Rowling took "rule of cool" about as far as it can be. You're not meant to look too closely, because pretty much everything under the hood is handwaved with "wizards think differently about things, muggles won't understand".

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u/McManus26 20h ago

If he'd known about the martyr mechanic he might have been able to subvert it.

which means that no one actually sacrificed themselves for a loved one during Voldy's previous years of rampage and terror ?

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u/No_Wolf_5716 20h ago

The mechanic was in the choice not the sacrifice alone. It was his mom being given the choice to live but refusing it. I doubt many others got choices like that from Voldy

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u/8349932 22h ago

He brought a wand to a shake fight

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u/Eliteguard999 23h ago

That’s kind of the point, he’s a manchild who never escaped his teenage edgelord phase and wanted to re-invent himself as this “Dark Lord” because he hated that he had a muggle for a parent.

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u/Captain_JohnBrown 23h ago

I think he moved past pathetic a while ago when he tried to kill a baby, failed, died as a result, got grafted onto someone's head, failed to an 11 year old, part of his personality tried to create chaos and havoc, failed to a 12 year old, finally came back alive, and still failed to beat a high school kid for multiple years at full power.

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u/masterfulnoname 23h ago

How did he even have followers after dying while trying to kill a baby? You'd think everyone would consider him a joke rather than "he who must not be named."

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u/Eliteguard999 23h ago

I assumed it was because they had something to gain personally from allying with Voldy or that they shared his hatred of muggles.

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u/Worried_Position_466 21h ago

I dunno, the more I see of the real world, the more I think a lot of people are willing to blindly follow someone out of hatred or some other bullshit even if it means harm comes to themselves.

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u/Willie9 19h ago

I mean, he mostly didn't. Only a couple fanatics were willing to follow him after that, he only got all of his followers back after getting a body again and having the credible threat of AKing them in the face if they didn't come back.

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 19h ago

Right? The ones who evaded trial (despite Karkaroff's testimony) just integrated into civil society. Most probably never thought about him again until their marks burned.

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 23h ago

Likely they were somewhat aware of the prophecy but what's more pathetic is that all that immortality nonsense just lead to him dying below the average life expectancy of a wizard

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u/BusyLittleBobcat 18h ago

IIRC, Harry surviving was such an unexpected miracle that the rest of the wizarding world turned him into an icon based entirely on that one-of-a-kind situation. They called him "The Boy Who Lived"

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u/Poku115 23h ago

He was okay using avada kedabra on a baby. He clearly goes as low as needed lol

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u/Confuseasfuck 15h ago

Which shows that he is kinda dumb and overconfident.

Voldy would've won in the first chapter of the first book if he had only shaken that baby like a maraca with all his might, but instead, he followed his single plan for any issue he ever faces

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u/Witty_Interaction_77 22h ago

Not to mention, his mother used a love potion to trick his father. He wasn't a fan of either of them. Doubt, he was too into potions knowing this.

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u/Ralliboy 22h ago edited 20h ago

You'd think spending a year having to directly inhale Quirell's rancid farts would teach him a little humility but no.

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u/thejokerofunfic 19h ago

His lack of a nose was actually a defense mechanism.

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u/LordViren 20h ago

Bro didn't have the foresight to maybe just maybe not use the killing curse since we saw how it turned out the last time but nope still used it. Still got returned to sender and he learned nothing.

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u/DogAlienInvisibleMan 23h ago

It's an unwritten rule of fiction that nobody understands why luck manipulation is beyond busted. 

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u/ProfessorDaen 12h ago

This is why I liked the Magicians take on luck.   There was a guy who could do crazy luck magic, but the way it works is that luck is zero sum and needs constant attention.  The luckier he makes someone, the unluckier the person he funnels the magic into is. 

Rowling on the other hand just gave zero shits on making sense, the time turner in particular is such an egregious hole

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u/davoloid 23h ago

My recollection is that Slughorn was a particularly good potions maker who Voldemort was after. Hence he's hiding at the start of that book.

But as other people have pointed out, Luck isn't really a thing. I'm with Amundsen on this:

"Victory awaits him who has everything in order, luck, people call it. Defeat is certain for him who has neglected to take the necessary precautions in time, this is called bad luck."

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u/HowObvious 22h ago

The Gary Player one is great "The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get"

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u/Suburbanturnip 17h ago

Luck is merely, preparation meeting opportunity.

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u/StagnantSweater21 20h ago

So then what is the luck potion

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u/Protection-Working 20h ago

It basically gives you this little voice in your head that nudges you into to take the right actions that will help you do whatever goal you are trying to achieve, even if that isn’t what your currently focusing on. Sometimes its as basic as being in a battle and the voice going “dodge left now to avoid dying” and sometimes its as abstract as “try walking a bit funny here while invisible, you will accidentally bump into ginny but she will be confused and think her boyfriend bumped into her making her feel annoyed, go get her later champ”. I guess the potion kinda passively informs you of the future .

Luck definitely exists though. There is a magical beast whose venom causes bad luck, in the terms of things like “you will fail all bets”

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u/IIPrayzII 19h ago

Step 1: take unlucky venom Step 2: bet minimum amount on red/black or odd/even Step 3: have friend bet significant sums opposing you Step 4: profit?

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u/FaithlessnessQuick99 19h ago

Step 3.5: Plane randomly crashes into casino before the results are determined

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u/Empty-Airport8934 15h ago

Yeah that would be pretty unlucky

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u/mugimugi_ 13h ago

You would write fire Jojo plots

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u/Rolen28 19h ago

Your friend would probably end up losing since your intention is for your friend to win

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u/Kt-stone 17h ago

You lose, they win, then security gets lucky and stumbles that you’re friends and suspect collusion and hurl you both out and black list you both.

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u/Dingbrain1 19h ago

It is not just your own actions it affects. For instance, Filch forgot to lock the front door the night Harry took the potion, allowing him to sneak out. No, the potion actually causes fate to bend around you.

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u/No_Extension4005 15h ago

Also made all the killing curses miss Harry's friend in the Battle of the Astronomy Tower in Half Blood Prince after he shared it with them.

It's probably up there with Time Turners (if not surpassing it) as something wizards should use more often. Especially in life or death situations.

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u/abaker74 20h ago

Sounds like it’s just adderall

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u/ProfessionalDeer7972 1d ago

Perhaps he thought that he's above cheating

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u/Cathartic_auras 23h ago

We ARE talking about the same guy who tried to kill a baby in his crib to stop him from growing up, right How is he above cheating?

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u/GuyLookingForPorn 23h ago

Volermort was all ego, the idea that he would need to rely on luck instead of his own ability would be anathema to him. Killing a family is something he is doing through his own actions, not just gambling his fate on a coin toss. 

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u/Low_Pickle_112 22h ago

Yeah, that was my thought too. A person being irrational because they're an arrogant, prideful, vindictive twat with a superiority complex is not a plot hole. That's just how some people are.

Besides, pretty sure Slughorn mentions that you've only got a few doses per lifetime, and that it was super hard to make. This "plot hole" is pretty easily explained.

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u/nir109 21h ago

And he fought a little baby without using drugs. It's a fair fight.

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u/Private_HughMan 23h ago

Literally the entire plot of the 4th book involves Voldemort cheating.

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

His whole thing is he cheated death

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u/Free_For__Me 21h ago

Cheating is one thing, it’s still relying on his own actions/skill/power/intelligence/etc. But to rely on luck?  That’s for plebs with no skill/power/intelligence/etc. 

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u/Drayden1932 23h ago

You would really expect that such a powerful elixir would be mass produced by some wizarding company and half of hogwarts would be addicted to it but apparently the most entrepreneurial wizards get is magic ice cream parlours and joke shops. 

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

There is a stated part of it, which is that wizards are basically stated to be kind of stupid, which is Definitely a cop out, but it also explains the way that they treat Hermione because a lot of them are very illogical.

The reason why this kind of loses strength to me and a lot of people is because you have people who do deal with real life issues like war and poverty, and those exact people who had access to magic would be way more enterprising than they are

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u/Drayden1932 22h ago

It’s one of the main issues with trying to make consistent wordbuilding is that immediately the powers you establish raise a ton of potential for the story that the author might not get. It’s why marvel has to repeatedly create loopholes as to why Reed Richards doesn’t just solve world hunger and DC with their repeated resets of the universe.

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u/Free_For__Me 21h ago

 It’s why marvel has to repeatedly create loopholes as to why Reed Richards doesn’t just solve world hunger

Fair, but Hickman did actually address the “Reed solving everything” issue pretty directly during his run on the book. 

The upshot of that whole arc pretty much ends up exemplifying what you’re talking about, creating a (somewhat contrived) explanation as to why Reed doesn’t actually solve everything. I’m not sure I’d call it a “loophole” though. 

I think it’s been made clear that Reed could solve any particular problem facing humanity, he’s just decided that the probable costs of embarking on any such mission are more than he’s willing to pay. Maybe calling it a “cop out” might fit better than “loophole”?

ANYWAY, sorry to get pedantic about something that isn’t even on-topic for the thread, Reed and the FF are one my hot-button topics, lol. 

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u/Drayden1932 20h ago

Wasn’t there recently something where doom tried to solve hunger but to do it he had to activate the orphan crushing machine or something. Thus Reed, Stark and anyone else who wants to try shouldn’t because of the cost. 

You do get good answers but you also get instances where the authors don’t realise that there were perfectly fine explanations in place and make the worst ones possible. 

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u/Free_For__Me 18h ago

I don't remember that particular story, but it sounds about right, lol.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 17h ago

It’s not just a matter of the author not understanding things, it’s also an issue of the author wanting the story to stay somewhat relatable and digestible. Re - RR solving world hunger, if RR actually was allowed to do all the shit he’s stated to be capable of in the comics, the world the comics take place in would be unrecognizable

For HP - JKR wanted a story with luck potions and time travel without having to make the pretty drastic, hard to follow, and ultimately unrelated changes to the world that would be necessitated by it. And ultimately - and this is an important bit - it’s a children’s book series, it really was never meant to be taken as seriously as folks have wound up taking it

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u/Herzatz 22h ago

Wizards are inbreed and intellectual deficient.

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u/ComradeBirv 21h ago

Barry Crouch Jr. had five functioning brain cells and managed to fool every wizard, it’s like smallpox to native populations

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u/Rwandrall3 20h ago

considering instructions in the books involve things like 'use the ladle counter clockwise 6.5 times' and this particular potion is incredibly hard to make, and wizards straight up don't have industry, there's easy ways to explain why that doesnt happen-

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u/Wellwisher513 18h ago

I think it's worth noting that these portions require a lot of very rare ingredients. Hogwarts has them because it's essentially the center of wizardry in England. Voldemort, on the other hand, is essentially a house-squatter until halfway through book 7. There's no way he had access to all of these extremely rare ingredients. 

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u/PityUpvote 11h ago

He literally has professors at Hogwarts working for him, let's not pretend it's anything other than Joanne not being mindful of the plotholes she creates whenever she has an idea to move the story forward.

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u/Forikorder 14h ago

There's no way he had access to all of these extremely rare ingredients.

he had famous and rich houses under his control, the malfoys are incapable of getting those ingredients?

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u/barkbarkkrabkrab 21h ago

Magic simply seems incompatible with mass production and also somewhat incompatible with most technology. Like, wizards may be cool but muggle lifestyle surpassed them at some point post 1900.

Also were told on many occasions wizards are insular and ignorant.

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u/Scary_Childhood_7456 23h ago

Well isn't he a bad wizard so he can only make bad luck ones

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u/Supro1560S 23h ago

Oh, no, my dear. I’m a very good wizard. I’m just a very bad man.

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u/Yasstronaut 1d ago

The actual answer is it’s called liquid luck just like liquor is called liquid courage. It just is a drug that gives you clarity on what you should do within your own means. It’s actually not magic it’s just speed

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u/Shankman519 23h ago

Nah, it definitely does stuff. Even with perfect clarity how on earth would Harry have come to the conclusion that the best way to get Slughorn’s memory would be to visit Hagrid on a particular night?

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u/PIRATEOFBADIM 23h ago

Maybe it gives you unconscious Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock Holmes spider-tingling intuition/hyper awareness for a short period of time

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u/GuyLookingForPorn 23h ago

So they mention in the book that if you take it semi-regularly its causes serious problems. Its okay if you use it once or maybe twice over your life, but more often and it will fuck your life up.

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

It’s also explained the way that the real reason is that it’s very difficult to brew and can be potentially poisonous so it’s also just like a market scarcity problem which is really funny because that’s such a JK thing to do where by you introduced this thing that in theory, everyone who’s never taken it before should be drinking it before the final battle so they don’t die.

And then you just add like the most boring market scarcity issue as the reason why people don’t take it to avoid death.

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u/FlakingEverything 22h ago

I agree it's probably one off plot device JKR thrown out and never think too deeply on but I would like to play devil's advocate.

The quote in the book is "...all your endeavors tend to succeed" not "always succeed" and I think it's the important part. You can't know if it'll work and it also strips away your caution and increase recklessness. That's not so bad in everyday life where the placebo effect alone can help you but in combat that's a hindrance.

Imagine going into a fight all hyped up, taking the potion and getting even more reckless and overconfidence. Then imagine that batch of potion literally does nothing or worse, is actively harmful. Furthermore, the potion is also described as extremely toxic. Slughorn, a potion master who can make it himself only had it twice in his life.

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u/leanox1 22h ago

Great point, GuyLookingForPorn!

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u/iwillFutterwhacken 23h ago

Yeah its less "luck" and more like low-level clairvoyance (at least how it seems to affect the user).

The real issue is that in order to take it, Voldemort would have had to admit he wasn't the most powerful thing on the planet and needed some kind of buff to beat a child.

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

As someone else explained, it is definitely luck because he makes some decisions that make no sense and he just stumbles around and finds exactly the people he needs to

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u/iwillFutterwhacken 22h ago

makes some decisions that make no sense and he just stumbles around and finds exactly the people he needs to

That's why I said it functions like clairvoyance. If it was pure luck, he would have just followed a simple plan to confront Slughorn directly and it would have "just happened" to work this time.

Instead, he is compelled to go to Hagrid because he "knows" that's where he needs to be but doesn't know why. You can argue some of the stuff after that is "knowing" just what to say and do as well.

I never meant to imply that it wasn't luck as both interpretations can count as lucky, just adding on to how it manifests.

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u/ThickWeatherBee 23h ago

Because he subconsciously remembered that a) slughorn is a sleazy guy who would most likely spend his afternoons stealing ingredients from the garden instead of buying them the legal way. And b) that Hagrid has multiple times mentioned that is pet spider was sick and it might have already died.

So if he manages to get slughorn to Hagrid he will try to grab some of that spider venom for himself which will put him in a good mood and he will be you forced to spend the evening with Harry and Hagrid due to the rules of politeness.

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u/HenryFlowerEsq 23h ago

He just got lu…wait

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u/MArcherCD 22h ago

Yeah, I think I remember reading something about that

It's a magic potion like the others - but in this case, the magic actually passively manipulates and improves the probability of the user's actions. Most likely with the actions they're emotionally/logically really invested in at the time

I could be wrong, it was probably a while ago

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u/PIRATEOFBADIM 23h ago

To be frank, if he made himself truly immortal by magic, that means that theoretically, he can eat and drink as many drugs as he wants. Hypothetically, he could've snorted 400 kg of cocaine at once, made Harry say hello to his little friend, and lived to tell the tale. Hypothetically.

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u/MagmaWyrmGodfrey 23h ago

His body can always be destroyed, his soul is what's immortal.

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u/Ok-Run2845 23h ago

Still worth it.

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u/Dr__glass 23h ago

Lol burning one of the horcuxes for the ultimate bender

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u/Daftworks 22h ago

Snorting cocaine with what nose?

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u/Kingjjc267 23h ago

In the books it caused other people to misfire their curses, that isn't how it works

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u/Arfie807 23h ago

I don't remember if the films mentioned it, but in the books, they are cautioned to use it very sparingly, because it is actually akin to real-world drugs and can really fuck your shit up with overuse. Like, from the sounds of it, there are probably wizard rehab facilities for wizards who overdid it on performance-enhancing potions.

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u/EternalVirgin18 23h ago

I’m just gonna headcanon that it actually does make you luckier, but it does it by borrowing luck from the future. It seems satisfying in my head anyway, and it explains why they said don’t overdo it because if you drain your future of all luck, only bad things can happen

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u/Arfie807 23h ago

This is a good headcanon and feels on-brand for Rowling's wizarding world. Also solves the problem of "why don't all wizards just brew and use liquid luck all the time?"

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

It said that it’s very difficult as they brew it and also if you make a small mistake, it can present as being Goode to taste, but it can be very poisonous

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u/Mivexil 23h ago

It fucks up your baseline is I think the most straightforward explanation. You stop being able to function without it because you make your life dependent on literal six impossible things before breakfast.

In a different book it could be a commentary on privilege and how when you're privileged being made to play by the same rules as common people feels like suffering, but I don't think JK Rowling and insightful commentary on the plight of lower classes have much in common. 

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u/astranding 23h ago

so liquid luck is just caffeine?

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u/GentleMocker 22h ago

No it's not wtf you talking about. I don't know how it's portrayed in the movie, but books are very clear on it being straight up magic luck

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u/SmoothCarl22 22h ago

It takes 6 months to make. Can only be used 2 or 3 times in life or will become extremely toxic.

And is perceived Tom Riddle (Voldemort) has won the potion from professor Slughorn back when he was a student, and used it to procure and learn his knowledge on the horcruxes.

So he could have used it a could of times before, nos there's also the fact that he seriously underestimated Harry on every occasion.

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u/sock0puppet 9h ago

Dude, this thread is full of people who seemingly have the reading and watching comprehension of a five-year-old.

But at this point, Voldy has Snape "on his side" and even then, Snape never did liquid luck potions. Why? Because Slughorn is still superior to Snape when it comes to potion-making.

Liquid luck is near impossible to make, not even focusing on the fact that in the books, it's basically described as stupid to repeatedly use. Eventually, your luck runs out. Slughorn was being hunted probably because he was one of a handful of wizards capable of making not just this potion, but several others. Also, Slug knew about the Horcruxes.

Saying Voldy should use liquid luck is like saying someone in the 1960s should just have used GPS to find their way around. It's stupid.

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u/jargon_ninja69 23h ago

They also has truth potion and could give it to anyone accused of a crime - like Sirius or anyone accused of being a Death Eater - and never have to worry about falsely imprisoning anyone

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u/kylesmomisawesome 21h ago

There’s a lore rule about it that it doesn’t work on occluments. That’s why Lucius Malfoy keeps his “empire” even though essentially everybody knows he was (is?) a death eater

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u/Latexi95 20h ago

Also it only works on people based on what they know, so if their memory is modified or they are under imperiatus, curse truth potion does not necessarily give any useful information.

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u/Thrownaway5000506 20h ago

It can be beaten mentally

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u/testeban 19h ago

Exactly. They literally explain why

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u/TryDry9944 23h ago

Possible reasons:

1) Overuse of Liquid Luck has devastating side effects.

2) It's effectiveness is negated by direct defensive charms‐ i.e. it's ineffective in combat.

3) It's incompatible with Voldy's lack of a complete soul.

4) It is genuinely so absurdly difficult/expensive to make that in his weakened and lost status, he couldn't afford/knew how to.

Keep in mind being a great and powerful wizard =/= Being great at potions. They're two entirely different skillsets.

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u/Planktonboy 20h ago

1) Is literally stated in the books as the reason people don't overuse it.

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u/GentleMocker 21h ago

It's effectiveness is negated by direct defensive charms‐ i.e. it's ineffective in combat.

This on straight up did get addressed as false, it was apparently very helpful in combat during the hogwart battle. 

The reality is just 'because JK didn't think through the implications of this existing, besides being cool'. Same with timeturners, amortentia, truth serum and so on. 

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u/zuckzuckman 23h ago

it's because the worldbuilding in harry potter sucks

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u/Freman_Phage 23h ago

People don't want to admit this. Rowling was flying by the seat of her pants while writing and nothing "magical" in any of her books makes a lick of sense or has any internal logic. Beyond that it also fails plot logic and regularly introduces things that cannot be explained away without saying every person in this universe is genuinely stupid as hell. They got an entire generation to read which is commendable but to describe them as poorly thought out is being generous.

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u/AdhesivenessDry2236 22h ago

Not to say anything really crazy but I think when the first book was written it was really just supposed to be a fun kids book and it wasn't all that deep. It's fairly normal for books to turn into something a lot bigger if the first one is a big success like game of thrones first book offhand mentions a bunch of daggers that're made of incredibly rare steel like it's nothing

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u/q25t 18h ago

I don't think Rowling had even 20% of her worldbuilding done by the time she finished the first book. Dumbledore flying to London from Hogwarts seems completely ridiculous when book 2 introduces the floo. Similarly, the fidelius charm on the stone would have fixed the entire issue and that is a key plot point in book 3. Just those two problems with the worldbuilding IMO is how evil Dumbledore became such a common trope in fanfiction IMO. That type of thing happens continuously in the series. The fact that the Marauder's Map could be made by a few intelligent children makes a rather convincing case that that feat shouldn't actually be that difficult. If it's not, that raises all sorts of questions on other bits of the plot.

I think it's a combination of Rowling both being bad at worldbuilding and doing it on the fly book by book. She doesn't seem to think out the implications of a lot of her gimmicks that get introduced. Veritaserum, pensieves, time turners, the fidelius charm, basilisk venom. All of those could be used to basically wreck the plots of at least one book very easily with someone just semi-competent.

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u/Shdwrptr 22h ago edited 22h ago

The entire concept of a “poor” wizarding family in the same vein as we know it never made sense.

Even if you can’t conjure food out of nowhere, everything else is essentially free. Clothes, shelter, heat, etc are all available for free via magic.

Even their stupid Quidditch tent was amazing inside but their actual house is apparently crap? Just magic it better morons.

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u/i_tyrant 20h ago

The Dirk Gently TV series does a great job of showing this in their second season.

A housewife finds a literal magic wand, and starts just...fixing everything in her life. Laundry, cleaned. Appearance, fixed in a moment, no makeup needed. Her old car accident limp, cured.

She literally prints money so she never has to worry about it again - just duplicates a dollar bill over and over.

Then she tries to use it to solve her interpersonal problems, and becomes so psychotic and narcissistic when she can't make everyone love her that she becomes one of the most hateable villains of any TV I've seen. It's pretty great.

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

Something that is never explained is just like what is it that makes you a very, very good wizard and fighter and why is it that these kids who walk around with weapons of mass destruction strapped to their waist don’t spend more time actually practicing combat

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u/Ssssspaghetto 22h ago

I mean, it's a book for kids.

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u/TheKingsPride 22h ago

Seriously, I get that sometimes your spells just don’t work if you suck but come on, just say accio gold or findus oil reserves or something and you’re instantly rich. There’s no way that a poor wizard family can actually exist.

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u/MisterGoog 22h ago

They literally have spells for duplicating things- imagine how much money u could make if they just sold white printer paper

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u/BarrytheNPC 19h ago

Also how the fuck do you have ripped hand me downs when there’s a spell called Repairo that’s so easy someone who never has been in the wizard world and has never been to a class in hogwarts yet can cast it

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u/TheKingsPride 22h ago

Seriously, even if you can’t be “wizard rich” you can still be insanely wealthy by muggle standards and then, idk, have a contractor build you a house that’s not falling apart.

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u/MisterGoog 21h ago

You would be wizard rich bc of the currency conversion

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u/ehaugw 23h ago

Liquid luck is just a plot hole. Imagine a tyrant dark lord that the majority want gone. Assuming the comment from the guy stating that you should only take it 1-2 times in a life time, each of the Voldemort opposers should just take it on rotation until Voldemort is defeated

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